December 2025 Q&A: the Qs

can you draw some dinosaurs? Dealer's choice on the dino and activity they are doing

What is Santa really carrying in that huge sack of his? 🤨

Hello canigettuuh somehow muscular skeleton trying to open a can of consensed milk for those sweet calcium gains? also they're named Chris? Tryna gain some Chris mass?? Eh? EH??

The G.O.A.T. goat

If you could grant any single species of animal a hive mind equal to or likely esceeeding human intelligence, what would you choose and why

Please draw the halberd of peace and harmony

Draw yourself an eggnog in your mind only, and have a well-deserved break

Someone just Invited me to a White Elephant party in 3 weeks. What's the most random possible gift I can give em?

What question would you ask Pinocchio's apparently omniscient nose?

What are some of your favorite television shows? Cartoons, Sitcoms, etc?

I take the characters out of your comics to make stickers for my messages. I don’t have one for crying laughing yet. Think you could whip up a good one for me?

Christmas 1983, my granddad died. Christmas 1984, my parents split up. I've hated Christmas for over 40 years - what can you do to make me not hate it?

A very festive cow who now wonders if they have gone too far with Christmas decorations

Which other end character do you most resemble

Please draw your favorite hot dog

If you had to be addicted to something, what would you choose? And I just got a new motorised wheelchair, so please draw a tricked-out, Inspector Gadget style chair.

Any advice for a new dad?

I wanna draw fan art of fat dog fighting a rabbit thing to try new fings. What is fat dog's preferred art of the martial persuasion? Also, hope y'all are chillin

What's your favourite Christmas song?

Christmas started as a pagan thing. What a pagan holiday that we're really missing out on right now?

What was the most memorable thing the child you really wanted for Christmas but never received?

Just draw me a crisp, fat dog having a hot beverage my guy, and have a happy and refreshing end of the year!

What do you want for Christmas?

Santa's elves are unionizing

Tell me happy birthday without telling me happy birthday

What were the best and worst Christmas gifts you've ever received?

As a proud dad of two boys under 10, my cursing is limited to G-rating sayings like “Hoover dam” and “Shiitake Mushrooms.” Sadly I think I’ve overused them and in desperate need of new ones. What should I try out next?

So if we colonize other planets, how is Santa going to add aliens into the naughty and nice list? They may not agree to his choices..

Merry Christmas! And a happy new year?

Were you uncertain//anxious about how others would react to your work when you first started, or did you just kind of say "screw it" and bless everyone with it without a care? Also, a group of tough looking aliens aggressively playing your favorite card game.

A discerning, slightly grumpy, but passionate rabbit who laughs at the absurdity of the world. Also he speaks French.

Are people allowed to take your patreon comics and post them to imgur? (I've seen it once or twice) If not: draw what you think those heathens would look like. If so: pretend it's not and then draw what those heathens would look like.

Since Santa gives gifts to Good children and Krampus kidnaps Evil children. Who visits the Neutral children?

Where did Santa get all that CAKE?

I'm out of stuffing but the turkey must be stuffed!! Whatever shall I stuff if with??

An alien lands at the North Pole and extrapolates the rest of Earth from that experience

Can you draw "Absolute Batman" in your style?

People keep asking me about the Great Hog Hunt. I refuse to answer. I think it would be cool to see a drawing of a pig with mushrooms growing from it's back. A Mushpig, if you will. I won't.

I have been a good boy all year long (except for March 1st at exactly 12:00 am where I thought it was a leap year and we all know that doesn't count). What's the best gift I can get from Santa?

Who really delivers Christmas Presents? And Fat Dog and Pig giving each other gifts that they're not happy to give or receive.

How does your comic release schedule on Patreon align with other platforms (such as Reddit, tiny whatever-it’s-called, etc.)? Sometimes I see comics on Reddit that I don’t think I’ve seen on Patreon, when it seems like it should be the other way around. And in answering this question please draw an anthropomorphic stalk of broccoli masturbating. Thank you.

Will Modesty Goose ever make a comeback?

What kind of martial arts would pig and fat dog do, and how would a fight between them turn out?

what’s your favorite type of cat?

From my son: “Why do people always say 6-7 at school?”

How many pickles can be put in a largish mouth at the same time?

How did fat dog's skydiving lesson go?

Your favorite season celebrating your favorite holiday on your favorite month

What do you get someone for Christmas who already owns a halberd?

How many pigs do you think about on a weekly basis?

How would a Great Dane and a dachshund look in your art style?

You are tasked with recruiting 8 replacement reindeer. What are their names? (And do they have any special features?)

Would you please show us your characters' holiday potluck?

Finish the song lyric... "Tramps like us, baby we were born to (blank)!"

Hi! Hope the year has been treating you well! Besides the Mustache Kiss™️, are there any other special kiss techniques out there?

You're given the authority to create a new yuletide tradition that all must follow under penalty of law. What is the new global tradition?

Tips on how to help manage my toddler daughter's tantrums and to get her to eat vegetables and protein ?