A house most haunted 4
Our winning pick from “a house most haunted 3”: “Oversized ‘American Girl’ like dolls having a tea party with the remnants of another burning in the fire place like a murder had just been committed.”
So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature ghosts, ghouls, skeletons, skellingtons, werewolves, wolf men, titties, additional scenery, whatever.
Then I’ll pick some of my favorites along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.
We’ll keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO
Comments (30)
A zombie taking a bath, blissfully unaware that the water and scrubbing is causing him to deteriorate.
A ghost that haunts the toilet flushing string.
From my son: goo from the ceiling dripping and a living goo monster dancing in the tub
A discoball and a single guy crying in the bath tub
A mummy struggling to pull its wrapping out of the toilet after flushing it.
A filthy ghost desperately trying to get clean but the water just isn't touching them with another ghost whining about what the "eternal shower" is doing to the water bill.
A giant rubber ducky playing with a tiny human toy in the bath
A mummy on the toilet
Sadako Yamamura (The Ring) sliping helplessly inside the bathtube.
The invisible man taking an old-timey bubble bath, complete with puffy, flowery shower cap, long handled brush and bits of soapy foam here and there to outline his figure and a lady mummy, sitting on the toilet, skincare routine on, staring aprehensively at some bubbles suggesting a little something is getting way too big for this time of night. Bonus points if you can imply the smirk on the invisible man's face
Will Ferrell from those terrible PayPal commercials where he is lounging in the bath, but the bath is full of cash instead.
Jason (or scarry movie villan of choice) climbing the window outside to stare at a mostly naked "teen" girl (played by a 47 year old). Bonus points if heis feet are in view on the next window down
A witch is preparing a potion in the tub (as if it was a cauldron ), while a werewolf is going number 2 on the toilet, newspaper in hands, visibly annoyed that the witch is there
I hope these become posters. They’d sell great at least for us weirdos (weirdo in endearing way)
Creature from the Black Lagoon trying to have a relaxing bath in the tub but their unholy spawn is using the toilet
Add a mirror. Have a vampire shaving with just a floating razor in the reflection
This one is obvious. A vampire relaxing and sipping a wine glass of blood. Meanwhile an identical, tiny vampire is doing the same thing in the same pose in the sink.
A ghost trying, and failing, to use the bathtub
The ghost of a plumber wielding a plunger chasing the ghost of a terrified snake up the wall, Looney Tunes style like gravity doesn't exist and the wall is their floor
Someone washing a disgruntled werewolf like it's a dog, while a regular dog is snickering at it on the floor
The old woman from The Shining and Norman Bates dressed as his mother, each holding a schedule and arguing about whose turn it it to be haunting the bathroom.
Tentacles. Lot of tentacles coming from the bath (one holding a loofah) and the toilet (one holding a loo roll)
A wolfman wiping his butt using a mummy's wrap
Unspeakable bathroom things. I would tell you more, but...the word "unspeakable" kind of says it for me.
Elegant vampire woman bathing in blood but she's mad because her husband is on the toilet (I can't decide if it would be funnier to have him holding a newspaper that says something about how no one reads newspapers or just to see a vampire on a cell phone)
A vampire, cowering, standing on the top of the toilet seat, just remembering he can't take a shower because of the running water.
The creature from the black lagoon annoyed that a mummy can't wait to use the bathroom (or to just get more toilet paper) until it's finished with a relaxing bath.
A poop golem pooping out a tiny person
Bear-claw foot tub
Gillman scrubbing his back in the tub.