A house most haunted 3
Our winning pick from “a house most haunted 2”: “A werewolf is lying on the couch while another werewolf is drawing it. (Draw me like one of your French girls) The actual drawing is of a French poodle instead of a werewolf.”
So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature ghosts, ghouls, skeletons, skellingtons, werewolves, wolf men, titties, additional scenery, whatever.
Then I’ll pick some of my favorites along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.
We’ll keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO
Comments (26)
Slimer coming out of the mirror to catch Santa who’s stuck in the fireplace.
Oversized “American Girl” like dolls having a tea party with the remnants of another burning in the fire place like a murder had just been committed
Harry Potter coming through the fireplace ala flo powder and intruding on a tryst between Ginny and Malfoy.
Teenage vampire girl trying to take a mirror selfie. There's no reflection, of course.
A group of skeletons having a fancy get together but making a complete mess since everything they eat and drink falls through them. A skeleton dog is loosing it trying to eat everything that falls on the floor
A seance where the family is trying to summon grandma, but she is still alive, disappointedly standing there watching her idiot family.
Two giant chess pieces — a rook and a bishop — are sitting on the chairs, watching a boxing match betweeh two tiny humans on the little table. There's an igloo in the fireplace, with a mummy dressed as an eskimo peeking out of it. The frame displays the "green field" wallpaper from Windows 95.
A copyright infringement worthy Addams family, stockings jam packed with coal, which the children are using to light a fire under Santa Claus’s flailing boots as the parents look on adoringly.
Santa peeking out through the chimney at whatever the top voted scene is.
A vampire is looking at the mirror but a random guy is holding a bad picture of the vampire in place since he doesn’t make a reflection, while two creepy dolls have a tea party at the table.
2 zombies on a date with a mime as the waiter. The portrait above the fireplace is looking over, horrified and appalled
A ghost trying to hide from the weird human haunting it.
A couple who has mistakenly booked this bed 'n breakfast and the husband is annoyingly unaware that the wait staff is not coming to serve their table. "Where is our DAMN bread?!". The wife meanwhile is growing increasingly concerned at ghost emerging from the mirror about to suck out her husband's soul.
Some goblins being pranksters and one is painting another’s bum and they are painting the wall with goblin cheeks.
A ghost lementing on how it ahould poae in thw picture frame, while 2 ghost posessing the chairs watch. They are tired of his waffling. Also, the candles that are in the circle but in the other room below is starting to set the floor on fire.
Dorian Gray hanging his circular portrait in the empty spot, with a thought bubble that says "no way this goes south on me."
Vampires playing charades using the mirror and tous
I think the owner of the house is trapped in the painting above the mantle and they are looking concernedly and/or disapprovingly at a couple of extremely creepy clowns having high tea while a fire blazes in the fireplace
A support group for non-evil clowns. A group of clowns that aren't serial killers, aren't murderous ghosts, and aren't alien spiders that feed off of children's fear.
Two fire beings sitting at the table, with a human hunched in the fireplace.
A thin and haggard Santa clawing at the brick covered fireplace with a long dead Xmas tree by the chairs that Santa has been eating to stay alive
Plus reindeer bones on the roof!
A Frankenstein's monster and a mummy sitting in the chairs sipping coffee. One of them says "welp, better get back to it."
A vampire having an existential crisis because he can't check his outfit out/fix his tie in the mirror.
Dorothy and the Wicked Witch plotting the fall of the Emerald City while the Wizard watches through the mirror
Ghouls resembling Statler and Waldorf heckling the haunted picture of a bear.