A house most haunted 2
Our winning pick from “a house most haunted 1”: “A deranged lunatic writing positive, but disturbing affirmations all over the walls.”
So now, suggest in the comments below what you think should be happening in the spot labeled above. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature ghosts, ghouls, skeletons, skellingtons, werewolves, wolf men, titties, additional scenery, whatever.
Then I’ll pick some of my favorites along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.
We’ll keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO
Comments (49)
Dolls. Just a bunch of dolls doing doll shit. Oh and they have knives. But they're being careful.
It's a kink bar with a giant caged penis hanging from the ceiling.
The Mystery Gang meets Jigsaw Killer
Why does the red writing looks like it's on another layer above the wall?
Well technically speaking, it is on its own layer above the wall. But so are most things, so I think the issue is that it just looks brighter than it should. But that was a decision I made so it would really pop, especially as such a relatively small portion of the illustration. It had to contrast with the wall, so I chose to go brighter rather than darker, which would’ve made it look almost black and still might’ve been difficult to read.
I think those barstools need a juicy caboosey.
Bordello for penguins, creatures and the Banana Splits
A werewolf is lying on the couch while another werewolf is drawing it. (Draw me like one of your French girls) The actual drawing is of a French poodle instead of a werewolf.
A scary butcher is working part time as a bartender, but at the same time.
Fancy-dress spider cocktail lounge
Sad ghosts bar with a vampire bartender (who has no reflection obvi)
A fat dog serving cocktails like Tom Cruise in The Shining.
old lady with a fox scarf sitting on the couch while a horny giant spider coming from the painting
All Zombie Coyote Ugly
An old vampire lady watching her shows and drinking from the nice young salesman who came to her door today.
An ordinary looking Bartender (tooo ordinary) polishing and cleaning bottles of Wine instead of glasses
Gotta be a Draw Me Like You French Ladies moment on that couch. Maybe they are a bunny?? And some one with an easel drawing, but it is a mime in front of the effel tower (or something)
PS, thank you Neil for exceeding all my expectations for the suggestion I gave about the lunatic. The bare ass is just *Chef kiss*
Tom Cruise from cocktail serving Tom Cruise from various other Tom Cruise movies. But only one Tom Cruise can leave to rejoin with his thetan to be THE Tom Cruise for the next year. This is how he maintains his eternal youth.
A bunch of cats reenacting a scene from the godfather
Three sad skellingtons with a ghost bartender, and a ghoul of dubious virtue lounging on the sofa
Assorted young monsters (classic monsters: vampire, werewolf, mummy etc.) occupy the sofa and the stools. They don't talk to each other; they only pay attention to their phones — which aren't smartphones, but old school disk dial telephones. Behind the counter, Jesus Christ is trying to get their attention to that board on the wall, in an attempt to teach them Spanish. The writing on the board says "¿Donde está el baño?"
Contextless titties.
It’s a bar. You can always contextualize titties in a bar.
Four skeletons downing beers, which are simply dripping down their bones and puddling on the floor. A couple of werewolves are licking said beer up while a bat is tending the bar. We can tell it's the bartender because its nametag reads ̶B̶a̶t̶Bartender, indicating that the similarity between the words "bat" and "bar" caused some initial confusion.
A bunch of ghostly asses having a party
The Shining scene, only the bar tender is bored to death of listening to Jack Nicholson being crazy.
Damn. I had a similar thought. But my suggestion is that they are making out on the couch. I guess bear suit will have to bartend…
a vampire bartender who only knows how to make bloody marys
The bartender is a bottle of booze, there are various anthropomorphic drinks sitting and standing around the bar, and on the shelves are a bunch of terrified-looking bottle-sized people. The bartender has one of the bottle people in his hands with the head in one hand and the body in the other, and is pouring blood out of the body into a cup shaped like a person’s head and open mouth.
The ghost of George Wendt having a drink at the bar
A shelf holds bottles of extremely outdated condiments (ketchup, mustard, etc.), which are all fossilized solid. One bottle of Worcestershire sauce has a faded label reading "Best Before Teddy Roosevelt."
A bowl of peanuts on the bar is perfectly still, but every single shell has a tiny, menacing face drawn on it in what looks like dried blood or wine.
A small, faded note is tacked onto the wall, which is clearly the bar's overdue electric bill... from 1892.
An alien, three kids in a trenchcoat, and lizard person are all trying to convince each other that they are in fact human adults who can drink. Maybe a flying saucer has crashed into the side of the house as well?
Giant spider tending bar, using its extra limbs to mix several drinks at once. Bar patrons include various classic movie monsters like the creature from the black lagoon, a mummy, a vampire, and a woo girl who thinks she's just at a frat Halloween party, riding on the shoulders of the wolfman while double fisting drinks
I was going to suggest a giant spider octuple fisting drinks by the bartender but I like yours more!
Drunk penguins.
A pudgy, pimply, downcast vampire hovering outside the window watching a bunch of hot twilight vampires partying at a cocaine orgy
A vampire bar, but it's just a bunch on people of the shelves. Top shelf is some old guy peaking out of a barrel (aged in oak).
A person who is half human, half intelligent Flubber, trying to mix chemicals in glass beakers but as their fingers are Flubber, there are disasterous consequences to those around him.
Make it an upside down room. The bar and patrons are actually on the ceiling. It's frustrating because the drinks still fall to the ground, though.
This is a bar where they only serve spirits. However since they are spirits everything they drink just ends up on the floor. We see a wet floor sign on the ground. Somebody is walking into the room and dies from slipping becoming a spirit.
A room with an evil scientist with a person lying behind a curtain with anti-science potions making them look weird like jumping on a trampoline potion.
A ghost and a skeleton having a drinking contest not realizing the futility of this action.
This except there's some kind of funnel/tube/pump system that recycles the drinks.
A dog bartender taking a very complicated drink order from a headless ghost
Werewolf sports bar watching a vampire rugby match that is ending cause the sun came out and they all turned to piles of dust
Vampires serving bloody mary's to patrons, who are all annoyed that there is no actual blood (the blood bar hasn't renewed their blood license.)