A house most haunted
And so we embark on our next great patreon scene… A HOUSE MOST HAUNTED. Here’s how it’s gonna work:
I have drawn an empty spooky house. Each week (or so) I’ll identify a spot within the scene and you guys suggest what should be happening within that spot in the comments. It can be as much or as little as you want, it can feature ghosts, ghouls, skeletons, skellingtons, werewolves, wolf men, titties, additional scenery, whatever.
Then I’ll pick some of my favorites along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those suggestions should be picked and officially added to the illustration.
We’ll keep doing this until the whole ass picture is jam ass full (of ass). Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO
Comments (77)
I want to see Jam Ass full of ass.
Two giant, VERY angry spiders on the wall glaring at a team of ninjas shushing each other as they sneakily climb up the ladder carrying bags of stolen flies.
A model of the zoo from last time
Hogtied Santa Claus about to be ritually sacrificed by rats
Stacks of haunted money and a ghost dog sleeping on it
A troupe of creepy leprechauns like the one from the horror movie "Leprechaun" performing a stage production of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" to an audience of regular leprechauns (that seem to be really enjoying it)
Completely accurate re-enactment of The Cask of Amontillado
A relatively small black hole sucking in the room around it, seeming disapproving of the brickwork. maybe it's wearing a little hard hat.
*That* scene from Breaking Bad season one
A hyper obese Dracula trying to get into a coffin that is obviously too small. I feel like there should be a corn dog somewhere too.
Inexplicably, a balcony overlooking a beautiful alpine sunrise
A (relatively big for illustration purposes) spider landscaper eyeing the possible future web amenities while a sleazy spider contractor tries closing with a black widow covered in babies
I was thinking up by those pipes, btw
Gizmo
Frankenstein’s fat dog
Whatever you make, make it very hot and sweaty.
A vampire, who recently was awakened, and has no idea how to use a door
Skeleton Disco
A deranged lunatic writing positive, but disturbing affirmations all over the walls.
An alien from "Aliens" is strapped to a metal chair being forced to watch a slideshow of a regular guys vacation to the Grand canyon on a projector. Edit: Maybe the dog is in a predator costume watching from the corner smiling
A nuclear reactor, with a core being dropped as a fully suited scientist who has been holding it with obnoxiously large tongs is scared by a mouse
A lonely botbot searching for love…. No wait fuck that, go with the syrup cartoonist guy. Love me some waffles.
The werewolves are playing jenga with the vampire coffins
A group of skeletons in ripped denim jackets are jamming out under a flickering lightbulb. Their band name, spray-painted on the wall, reads The Rolling Bones. The lead singer’s jaw keeps falling off mid-solo.
A possessed washing machine spinning out of control, spewing socks, screams, and one terrified ghost clinging to the lid yelling “I SAID DELICATES ONLY!”
A bunch of cultists in matching robes are trying to summon a demon… but what appears is just a really angry raccoon who immediately knocks over their candles and steals a Dorito from the pentagram.
My son said: a bunch of pumpkins that are bats
Santa waiting for his time to emerge from the chrysalis
A mad scientist making candy corn
Land whale
A gloppy goop demon taking tickets under a big sign saying HELL PIT (or something, you know, actually funny), and another, smaller sign saying 21+, and a sign on the back wall saying NO OUTSIDE FOOD OR DRINKS. Behind the glop demon is a velvet rope, beyond which is a stairway leading down. From the pit is eerie lighting, of either the fiery hell pit or the trendy dance club variety. Lots of various monsters in line, trying to escape the human Halloween festivities, which they consider total bullshit.
The well man is installing a new well, made from the bricks of the house
He forgot his bricks at home
Spooky scary skeleton rave party!
Awkward teens playing ouija. Or bunker/prepper people. Preppin. For something.
Haunted cockfight
Nothing - but spookily
Werewolf strip poker game, complete with sexy wall posters and dangling lamp.
The ghosts of daleks who died being trapped in the basement unable to climb the ladder, oh and instead of sensor bumps, titties.
A middle aged Sandworm couple
A vampire trying to recreate a sunny beach paradise via sad motivational posters and a sandbox
This is the one!
Gremlin rave — fat dog is DJ’ing
Greg
A pile of opened empty cans of tuna, a frustrated Not Tony The Tiger using a can opener on another can, and a pile of unopened ones labeled "Totally Contains Tuna (We Promise)"
Mad Max vehicle and characters, with nowhere to go.
Dracula's gym: the pipes are a pull-up bar, a bunch of equipment is glued upside-down (so he can workout in bat form
Spooky Daycare. Every other monster in the house gets their child version added to the daycare. Wait… nightcare? You get it.
Money where your mouth is: titties
Cthulhu hiding behind a couch, under a comically small sheet.
A very confused Dracula finding Van Helsing sleeping Goldilocks style in his crypt
Amelia Earheart, plane stashed in the corner, playing poker with DB Cooper
Vampire tanning salon
Sloth from The Goonies, surrounded by Baby Ruth wrappers half dressed as his Mama, looking in the mirror and putting on lipstick.
Honestly I think with that big brick wall it has to be a zombified Kool-Aid man busting through the wall shouting for brains
That's where Dracula sleeps.
Furnace room with a giant old janitor carrot shoveling dead bodies/ skeletons and other garbage into the furnace.
💀Starting off with a callback to the last one👻 A zoo of the most deadly animals on EARTH!! E.G. a mosquito, a human, a domesticated dog, a freshwater snail, a tapeworm, etc.
A run-down snack/break room for off-shift Eldritch horrors between hauntings. Posters like "Days since last exorcism" and "Horror of the month (Dave)" on the walls
Allan Edgar Poe crushing the wall maniacaly ... while a dead woman, a cat and a crow stealthily go out of an hidden door, trying to (1) avoid his gaze, and (2) climb up the ladder.
A sickly cartoonist, chained to a drafting table in a damp corner. Something mysterious is dripping onto him...we hope it's maple syrup.
A radon inspector muttering to himself "shitload of radon down here...", while a masked Jason Vorhees-style serial killer is sneaking up behind him with an ax.
It's the surgery of a supernatural... no, THE supernatural orthodontist who has a room full of vampires and werewolves. The treatments for the vampires (obviously titled and rich) helps pay his real passion, helping to align the rabid but painful jaws and teeth of the poor, and mostly destitute werewolves.
Woo indeed. There's a very large spider 🕷 in this room, along with a large pile of dessicated vacuum cleaner salesmen, and also a display of shiny new vacuum cleaners.
The landlord, coming down into the basement to get a plunger, comes across a pair of cultists trying to summon Cthulhu.
Idk why but I like the thought of cows dressed as ghosts, sheets over their body style. How'd they get down there? Who knows. Why they go down there in the first place? They were told it was full of hay. Will there ever get out? Probably not. Just some mooing ghosts in that cellar.
The K-pop demon hunters preparing to take out the rest of the house.
Perfect spot for a spooky scary skeleton rave 🎇✨️💀🎉💀🎊🎆
Skeletons playing strip poker.
😂 nice one
HELL YEAH, HAUNTED HOUSE TIME!😁 Also, at least one of these rooms should be host to a banging rave, so I suggest a spider rave! Spiders live in the basement, spiders love some good EDM, it all works out! There could even be DJ 8Legs scratching those records every which way.
The implication that someone has been walled in, like a Cask of Amontillado
How do you draw an implication? I don't know; you're the artist.
Skeletons with titties standing in a circle while they cast silicone molds of their dicks. Also, love you guys. 🖤
That's where my cat sits and stares at the ghost in the corner
A bunch of escaped convicts who have tunneled their way out of jail, only to have tunneled themselves straight into this basement full of aggressive penguins.
just wanna say WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO