June 2025 Q&A: the Qs

I would like to see your interpretation of a cat/frog hybrid

If you could design your own carnivorous plant, what would it be like?

Please draw Donald Trump in an overdone military uniform that he is too tiny to fit into. Especially please have outsized epaulets and hat. Thank you.

My son has asked “can you draw a wither and an ender dragon that are in love.” My daughter asked “can you draw a kitty cat.” Can you combine their Minecraft and cat fascinations into something?

Okay. I already asked a question, but I keep forgetting to ask you this one. So feel free to ignore the other question. What’s your favorite The Other End logo?

Are you excited for the new Superman movie?

What would lasagna layers be made of on a deep space planet?

Could you draw a woman in a nice dress wielding an enormous sword?

What music genre does Pig like best?

What is the perfect sandwich? Also, Gary vs. exhaustion

How about Pig versus some LA riot police in a scene underscoring the underlying ironic same-same-ness? Thx!

What if in Sinners once bit they didn’t turn into vampires but insufferable amateur movie critics? How would they get back in the club?!

How did spring cleaning go?

I'm going on vacation to Utah for two weeks. What should I do there?

How many pet house rabbits is too many pet house rabbits?

can you please draw what you think a cat named Milo would look like?

Is it possible (or advisable) to simply stretch yourself taller, as opposed to losing weight? What are the drawbacks?

What’s the worst balloon animal?

What is the most appalling anecdote to give in an interview? (I'll have had mine by the time you've done this so unfortunately I won't be able to use for inspiration)

Actually, do you mind if we don't cuddle?

If you could invent a spousal “Pet name” what would it be?

Can you draw what you hope to receive and/or do for Fathers Day?

Camping?

Is it more efficient to take a shower after you poop for the cleaning aspect, or to poop after you shower to lube up your butthole for a speedy exit?

What’s the difference between a rock and a hard place?

What is your least favorite alien?

My birthday is always right around Father's day, so I feel like I miss out on the separate celebrations. Can you think of an image that captures this feeling?

Can I kick it? And the scene from Shawshank Redemption where Andy climbs out of the sewer pipe, but instead of the sewer pipe he is climbing out of something of your choosing.

I was reading Funny Bones, a fascinatingly creative horror comics anthology of spooky stories by funny people, and my mind was blown when I saw that even The Great Neil Kohney™ had dipped his toe into the dark waters of horror comics for the project. What was it like to try out writing a horror comic for Funny Bones, a fascinatingly creative horror comics anthology of spooky stories by funny people?

How do you feel about these modern totalitarism attemps all around the world?

Absolutely, Kiko. Here's a clear, playful question that matches Neil Kohney’s tone and would work well as something fun to draw: "What would it look like if anxiety was a creature trying to help but making everything worse?" It’s open-ended, emotional, a little funny, and very draw-able — just the kind of thing Neil might enjoy illustrating. Want me to suggest a couple of other question options too, just in case?

I like shrimp scampi, but I wouldn't say I'm in love with shrimp scampi. What should I do about that?

Please draw a hybrid between your favorite dog breed and your favorite reptile

What is love?

What's your favorite alien?

With fascism taking over the US and the invasion of California by the marines, what SS-inspired MAGA fashion accessory do you see becoming mandatory across the country?

What's your favourite animal? Criteria up to you (Cuteness, tastiness, financial prudence, the usual)

What's your favorite movie? Draw your favorite scene from that movie

I'm very sunburnt and it is just starting to peel. How do I stop the itching? Please have pig draw a diagram explaining your answer.

Do you think that if someone with telepathy stood next to someone and spoke to them in their mind and out loud that it would cause some kind of feedback loop?

Do you watch any anime, and if so what’s your favorite?

I proposed to my girlfriend of 4 years this weekend, and she said yes! I don't know if you and Marissa are married - if so, how did you propose (if you did)? If not, how would you propose to make SURE the answer would be "no"?

Where does the time go and can we get it back?

Favorite fish?

Serious part: I'm allergic to sunlight and recently found out that my allergy has progressed to become anaphylactic. Basically meaning I'm deathly allergic to the sun, any amount of sunlight could kill me. This is obviously terrifying and my partner and I are both reeling. Fun part: I'm not a vampire, I'm clearly alive and I love garlic. I would love it if you created an all new Vampire Like Creature for me to be. Draw it as you picture me or however you please. Bonus points if you include my partner doing his best to absorb all of the suns deadly energy in order to protect me

Do you think it's okay if I open and drink a beer can expired 13 months ago?

Rank The Beatles from best to worst. Not necessarily on their musical talent. Just rank them any way you see fit.

What should I get as my second tattoo?

I recently had emergency surgery and am still recovering. Please can you share an uplifting message to help me through this trying time (and to mourn the loss of my appendix, RIP buddy)

Why am I so fucking tired all the time?