May 2025 Q&A: the Qs

Can you draw a cute little girl giving the finger to a cute little rhino? Thank u very much

Can you draw my fiance being overwhelmed by an army of his own minis? He made me paint them all night instead of playing Mario and I want to send him a vaguely threatening drawing to make myself feel better. He has a beard. Hair. Two eyes. Hope that helps

This is a Marissa only question: Hi! How are you? What’s your favorite genre of food?

By monday, the presidential election in Romania will have concluded. I have faith we will have succeeded in halting fascism in its tracks. Hit me with a revolutionary celebration in the streets at dawn, and I'll comment and say if it's happenning irl or no

What's the funniest cuss?

It's Eurovision time for another year! Who are you going for? (Or if you have no idea, draw what you think you would go for).

I have just ordered one of your “Break fast, Die young” t-shirts. What is your favourite t-shirt you own? And can you draw me wearing my new shirt fighting you wearing your favourite shirt.

What's a small joy you have? Things like the feel of clean sheets, or the smell of fresh rain, the taste of the blood of your enemies etc.

Who's a good boy?

You're being hunted by the mob - which video game are you going to live in until this mess blows over?

I'm heading on a camping trip this weekend. On a scale of 1 to Final Destination, how is it going to go?

It's too late. They are coming.

Some say Chihuahuas are the spawn of Satan, can you confirm or deny?

I've been feeling calm a lot lately. Please draw something anxiety inducing.

Nooooooooooo

I'm at Disney world. WhatsApp your favorite Disney Movie, and pig as your favorite Disney character.

Can you draw your most favorite gift that you’ve received from Marissa?

Who would win, a ham sandwich or a gun?

An older brother disappointed in his dim witted younger brother but the older brother is a dog while the younger brother is a pig. All while global warming is coming to fruition

I'm very tired, maybe you are too, what is your dream bed?

Could an Abrahamic God create a boulder so heavy it couldn’t lift it? Please draw a person, animal, or object that is literally devastatingly handsome, and the resulting devastation from their/its handsomeness.

How many fingers am I holding up?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I know you have a great appreciation for our national parks. Would you please draw a scene supporting the Park Rangers. Thanks!

This is the first time I'm asking anything and im a bit nervous, what would be a good question to ask? Also please draw the answer as deadpan as possible, but too literally.

My wife and I are going on a cruise to Iceland & Norway next week. In case we don't see a puffin, could you draw one for us?

What's your favorite bird?

Is it too late to ask for a meme of Justin Timberlake saying "It's gonna be May"?

Do ghosts get horny?

When is a one considered truly cold?

What's your favorite The Other End comic to date?

What's your biggest tangible fear and how have you protected yourself from it?

How to make a really strong first impression in an interview

Hi Neil, it's actually my daughter's first birthday on May 19th! Could you draw a picture of the pig and the dog holding a birthday cake while dressed up as a monkey and a lion? She loves jungle animals 🤣. Also, in keeping with the birthday theme, my question is, what's your absolute favorite kind of cake to have on your birthday?

When the government finally comes to it's senses and issues you your own Mecha, what will features and cool attachments will you demand for it

As a southerner (not that kind) I lament the derision that grits often receive. While I grew up as a "sweet" grits southerner, as an adult I enjoy them equally whether sweet or savory. I personally believe that much of the issue people have that causes them to say " I don't like grits" and "how did you get in my kitchen?" are because they fail to properly salt them. YOU MUST PROPERLY SALT GRITS OUT THEY DON'T TASTE LIKE ANYTHING! This is less of a question than a public service announcement. Also Gary vs a biblically accurate mantis shrimp.

What's your favourite film? Tell me with a drawing, but the drawing can't contain any dialogue or text.

What X-treme sport is the pig into?

If you were Walt Disney, what untapped folklore would you monetize into his next film?

I've been feeling anxious a lot lately. Please draw something calming.