FIGHT TIME 6
Last time’s winning suggestion - Chuck pulls out a DNA test for the milk twins that shows they have different mothers, but that he is both of their fathers, sending them into an existential tailspin
So what next??
You guys suggest what the fighters should do next in the comments (one fighter per comment, please. Make as many comments as you want. Like as many comments as you want, including your own).
Then I’ll pick some of my favorite comments along with the top comments (based on likes), and will have members of the Interactive Comics tier vote on which one of those should be picked.
Then I’ll draw/post FIGHT TIME 7 based on the winner, and you can make more suggestions for what the fighters do next. Make sense? Still no?? OK LETS GO!
Comments (14)
Small milk twin grabs paper Chuck is holding to make sure he’s reading it right but accidentally inflicts a devastating paper cut on Chuck who loses a thumb
Larger milk twin comes out of his daze pissed that he was abandoned by his father and goes for a flying kick to the head. While in mid air-kick Chuck flings the paper like a throwing star and slices off all 6 nipples, from which milk starts gushing, covering little milk twin sitting below, still in confusion.
The smaller twin bombards chuck with milk gallons supplied(and filled) by the bigger twin in vengeance for him leaving them to supposesly get some milk.
They need to discover or reveal both Mothers before resuming the competition.
Maybe they both come in —one from each side — wielding chairs/stools/thrones? and square off against each other with a wild accusation?
The milk triplet in their hearts saps the calcium from chuck’s bones to form into a new health bar
MILK IS THICKER THAN BLOOD TURBO TAG TEAM TACKLE. The milk twins use "Unpaid Child Support" it's super effective!
Chuck continues talking to the big Milk Twin while roasting the little Milk Twin like a marshmallow.
Nipple Twin pulls out a chart that proves that HE is actually Chuck's father, causing double damage to Chuck's grip on reality.
Milk Twin mothers spawn and tag team Chuck (things didn't end well between them)
Chuck refills him health bar by milking the twins onto his health bar.
The Milk Twins' mothers show up as cheerleeders in the background. This has no bearing on the outcome of the fight.
The Milk Twins begin singing popular song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen off key, causing a nearby retired bus driver to have a war flashback to his days driving a college town's bar bus. They blame Chuck for starting it, and the bus driver pounces on him.
Chuck gives spontaneous birth to a fully formed milk triplet