April 2025 Q&A: the Qs

Draw the most disturbing cartoon you can think of to celebrate Arbor Day.

What would a human evolved to draw cartoons as its primary function look?

If dogs ran things, would tv be better or worse? Also, Gary vs network executives.

What should I make from the yarn I make out of this alpaca fluff my neighbor gave me? It's a beautiful brown. Feel free to draw the alpaca itself judging whatever I make.

I am pretty sure, you know the secret of the Easter Bunny and his hidden motives.

What are some of the dark places you think the Muppets go to when not on camera?

What is your favorite guilty snack? I’m fond of dark chocolate with creamy JIF peanut butter.

We're on holiday in Turkey this week - please draw something about Turkey with no research (I knew sweet fa about the place before coming)

Will you draw a self-conscious bear shitting in the woods?

What is your favorite type of ice cream? What is the last movie that you saw and really liked? Do you see a hair stylist or do you go to a Supercuts type place? What video game have you played the most?

I’m on vacation! Can you make me go down an exciting waterslide?

I finally got a job after a full year of unemployment. How long do you think it will be before I get the dead-eye stare of a 50-year-old stripper?

Draw your vision of a Thanksgiving dinner gone right

My cat runs around the house meowing from room to room after he's pooped. Why is this? What is he saying?

Please draw your zodiac signs. Fighting, hugging, or in any way that reflects your opinions of zodiac signs.

can you draw your favorite superhero fighting a tortilla and losing?

If you could design a brand new "Wonder of the World" what would it look like and where would it be?

Is your name pronounced kohney or kohney or a different third way I haven't thought of?

Can you draw a screaming frog surrounded by fire? I’m thinking of making this my first tattoo.

What do you do to avoid burnout? Also could you draw a pair of the spring loaded shoes that make you jump higher from those commercials, but for adults?

What would the heat death of the universe look like?

It’s my son James’ 7th birthday this month. Can you draw him Minecraft?

I recently passed a floofy puppy the size of a potato - can you draw him? I miss him so much.

After you and Marissa come up with an idea, how long does it take you to draw it? Also, if the really fat dog upstairs had a superpower, what would it be?

Growing up did you ever play the OG Oregon Trail game? If so, who did you choose for your party and could you please draw your favorite demise?

Is there any idea you've had that you were just too afraid to actually draw? If so, draw the opposite of that! Banish that thought!

If you were a jrpg or anime protagonist, what would your cool and impractical weapon of choice be?

I'm happy that you're finding (at least moderate) success in this field. Your comics always bring me joy, and that's been harder and harder to come by recently. If you could please draw something that brings YOU joy, I'd appreciate it. And if it's your kid or something I swear to God

If Athena sprung fully formed from Zuez's head, what god would spring forward from your head? Please draw this happening.

The most elegant Plié that a sentient wedge of "Stinking Bishop" cheese can do while on top of a Horta as they both sing a duet from Les Misérables.

How do you come up with such weird shit? I love it, but I am also fascinated by the weird and grotesque...

A tabby cat as an NYC detective with an unhealthy catnip addiction who has seen some things

Can you draw a bird that’s just about had it with the farting of the bird in front of it in the Flying V?

hi i like that you've made a few lore accurate references to the Lord of the Rings by acclaimed fantasy author and insane linguist Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien. My question is if you were going to write a genre-defining epic fantasy story what would it be about. And would there be taxes in it. Thank you

What is your favorite video Game, and Gary as your favorite character from that game.

Have marissa draw you drawing gary

If you were interviewing for a programming job, what kind of computer would you use and how many gigarams would you put in it?

If the government was after you for one of your comics(maybe leaked a hidden torture technique), which comic would it be? And how would they annihilate you?

We're going on honeymoon to Japan next week - please draw the worst airport scenario we could have, to make us feel better about the awfulness of being in an airport.

If you did stand up comedy what would the audience throw at you?

Why doesn't my mother think I'm successful even though I own a vast collection of stuffed possums?

Draw me plise

Can you draw your most unhinged character trying really hard to act normal? The higher the stakes the better, please

What's the most underrated side character from a TV series for you?