March 2025 Q&A: the Qs

How do you stop thinking? And by you I mean me. It's an emergency

How many other tattoos does Pig have on his hiney (besides the two shown in your illustrious illuminated illustration)?

What if superheros switched roles with super villians?

My nipples are like little joysticks that control the pitch and yaw of my balls below. I've often wondered if I can make use of this body oddity, ya know? Really do something more than just sit on my nippling stool and pretend to fly my balls around for hours on end. Any ideas?

Please draw a participation trophy for using a microscope. I will not accept any follow-up questions.

Who does your hair? Also, Bluelie and Fraig (new characters, feel free to plagiarize) visit the National Parks, and lament the loss of people to explain what they are looking at.

We all know about the downsides and heartaches of air travel, why don’t we have personal air vehicles or jet packs? Also, Gary vs the FAA

I’m a little late to the Patreon membership crew and I’m always seeing these references to “Gary”, who is he and what is his origin story? Also Gary vs. Canadian Goose vs. American Bald Eagle

What does the fat dog eat that caused it to get so fat?

not really a question but a character name suggestion: Gebbie.

Please draw Spring Training

Are we there yet? The final moments of The Great Maple Syrup War

Gary is a swell dude, but what would occur if he brushed paths with DARK Gary?

If the milk-drowned rat, Ellie the overprotective dog, and Wild Goose started a jazz trio, what do you think they would call themselves and what instruments would they each play, and will they be available in time to play at my prom? I am 58, so please answer quickly.

What would your favorite mythical creature cook for you for your birthday?

How long does it take you to reply to the average question here? Bonus points for replying without using words. 😶

When the government inevitably bills for oxygen consumed, what should we breathe instead?

Can you please draw a cat playing mario kart against the dog. Would the cat be Waluigi and the dog be Mario? Who would be Toad? Gary?

Can you draw you and your family as lil mushroom guys? I feel like this could go wholesome or creepy, and either would be deeply pleasing

You draw gary so much you can probably do so blindfolded, so please do that

I work full time in a stressful position, am in grad school, and in a new relationship. I won't be able to take a vacation for like, a year. The state of the world makes any downtime also hard. I feel so, so worn down. What would you do in my shoes? Any advice to survive?

Diverging diamond or dogbone interchange, which is better in your opinion?

What’s up best science-fiction book/series you’ve enjoyed, if any? And Donald Trump with a comically large Canadian branded missile sticking up his ass.

How many butts is too many?

Q: where do you draw the line? How about all the other lines? Request: a square root doing a sudoku poorly

Show us the hero we do not need but definitely do deserve

Does dog party for St. Patrick's Day? If so, how hard?

Could you draw a high fantasy adventuring party frustrated as the fill out the post-adventure paperwork

What's up with Lord Malevotronix and his Rat-Men posse ? (Would be a fantastic biweekly series by the way 😉😉😉)

Can You draw Che Guevara with a pink Hawaiian shirt and golf shorts?

Where would you most like to go on holiday (that you've not already been)?

Do you have a crush on anybody?

Would you rather have the best health ever for the rest of your life but every time you blink it loudly sounds like maracas shaking OR a dump truck full of pennies empties in front of your home every 3rd of the month at 4AM Eastern / 1AM Pacific while playing an ice cream truck quality rendition of "The Song That Never Ends" that can heard from 1/4 mile away

What would a bee have to say to the United nations?

How has Return To Office policy affected Pig and Fat Dog? And Freddy as an S&M dominatrix.

Draw classic horror icons like Freddy and Jason now stuck in dead end middle management jobs

I've been very depressed lately because of *gestures at everything*. Can you give me hope?

What's a piece of content you go back to time and time again? Like do you have a specific book or comic series or something you continually rewatch or reread?

What would you if her do instead of - knowing the parrot???

Draw yourself not reacting to your favorite horror villain

What would you ask yourself if you were commenting here?

Draw me owning a super amazing pc with Quantum capabilities, but I still suck at video games

What would the bridge keeper at the Bridge of Death from Monty Python and the Holy Grail ask you?

Can you please draw a lady with black curly hair getting smothered by her two cats (one black and one orange)? This is my daily life :)

First of all I want you to know that these Q&As get me through the month. Second, can you draw any of your characters interacting with my boss Jason? He's a terrible boss and doesn't understand anything.

If you could create a superhero who would it be and what would their powers be?

What’s your favorite podcast (if you listen to any)?

Who is your favourite alien (extraterrestrial) character? 👽

If you were an inanimate object, what would it be?

What does the worst hug ever look like?

Please depict your favorite tv show as you envision it.

I'll soon be travelling from the USA, where our mascot is the bald eagle, to teach in China, where the mascot is the panda. In order to promote unity between our countries, can you please draw some sort of eagle/panda hybrid creature?

Will I ever find true love?