December 2024 Q&A: the Qs

Did you ever not post a comic (or panel) because you worried it was too crazy to face your audience with it?

If you could 3d print _anything,_ what would it be?

Have you read “Dungeon Crawler Carl”? I get the feeling you’d really enjoy it if you like to read fantasy. The audiobook is fantastic in particular. Please draw fat dog and Gary trapped inside of a snow globe.

Santa vs. rampaging rotten jack o’lanterns.

Woah so many comments/requests this month! Please use this comment as a safe space to take a break.

What is Cyberpunk Santa's preferred method of transit around Neo-Tokyo?

Draw a picture of Isaac Newton being salty about having his birthday on Christmas.

How does Santa get around all the copyright and patent laws when he makes all the latest and most desirable toys for children? And why does he seem to love the wealthy children more than poor ones?

Does is make me pretentious that brush my teeth with my eyes closed?

What is the most underrated holiday gift? Also, Gary vs. Clark Griswold

Can you draw me a fox who is not as cunning as other foxes?

I shall believe your choice of date is a birthday gift to me and not just the regularly scheduled happenings. Can you draw the most ominous looking wrapped present as I psyche myself up for the annual "is it a birthday present or a Christmas present" challenge?

Why is Fat Dog's room so messy?

You think christmas trees gossip about each other's decorations?

What do you get for the man who has everything?

Figgy pudding or fruit cake?

What do you want for Christmas?

Can you draw your happy place please?

Create some new pokeman that are "grass" type. You know the type of grass I'm talking about. *wink*

What does a coal baron get for Christmas if they've been bad?

Who is the bitchiest reindeer? Draw them gossiping about someone behind their back.

What do the naughty boys and girls get for Christmas other than a lump of coal?

What is the greatest conspiracy that nobody talks about, regarding platypi?

Wanna design my family crest? Only if you want to. I'm not here to like tell you what to do or anything...

100,000 years in the future, all human civilisation is offworld. The entire Earth is a nature reserve, and you are overseeing management and maintenance of the Australasia region. Earth is cooling again, a new glacial maximum approaches, sea levels are falling, and the cassowaries of New Guinea are once again able to walk into North Queensland. They greet their long lost southern cassowary cousins with delight, and begin plotting their takeover of Australia from the Emus. The next great Emu War is about to start, risking widespread destruction of any species that gets caught in the crossfire! How do you intervene?

My 36th birthday is Dec. 16th (when the A's for this are meant to be released). In consideration of that, my question is why does peanut butter taste great, and bananas taste great, but peanut butter and bananas mixed together tastes just meh?

Please draw a picture of Elishnorn (from magic the gathering) working a menial job.

Monopoly exists in many different variants, could you draw some custom monopoly pieces in your style also rename some of the spaces on the board? I just want to get a sense of what would happen if you got offered the chance to have your own monopoly.

What does Santa get out of the whole deal, I mean really? And is he some Lovecraftian extra-dimensional horror?

What was the worst christmas present you ever received. Also, Gary opening a present and it's fat dog with a santa hat.

Can you draw a duck on his way to the North Pole to return a Christmas gift that was most dissatisfying? Artist’s choice on his method of travel.

Tis the season to be (Mariah) Carey as they say, what are Gary's most and least reccomended gifts for loved ones in these trying times?

Do you like anime? If so, do you like One Piece?

Krampus and Santa duking it out

Sadly, my lovely german shepherd passed yesterday at just shy of 11 years of age. We loved each other dearly, and we just had a small vigil with friends, where we laughed and reminisced and drank. Could we have him depicted as that time Goku departs, like with the wings? you know the one. Thank you and happy holidays to you and yours.

I've been trying to get my first book published and the process is really disappointing. Can you draw your most illiterate character being very confused about my book (it's called Hemlock if that helps)

What would you like for Christmas if I shop solely at Bass Pro and I refuse to go to a second location.

What is the absolute worst thing Santa accidentally delivered to an elderly blind man in Michigan?

Santa's workshop and the thing with the elves is obviously a front. What is the old man really up to?

What's the disturbing truth about Santa and how can he gather all the intel for his Naughty and Nice List?

Every year for Christmas I give my kids a coupon book with serious and silly coupons, like "Present this coupon and I’ll make you clean your room" and "This coupon intentionally left blank." What kind of coupons would appear in a TOE family book?

How does Santa actually make it to every house? Wormhole? Time Machine? Clones?

Why should I ask a question? What insight can you provide that the local hobo can't answer for free?

What makes you so happy you cry?

When did you start making comics and do you have a "day job"? Request: day job and night job drawing 😉

What will Santa bring me in his sizeable sack?

Where are the drones on the east coast coming from and should we be worried?