June 2024 Q&A: the Qs

What do you think would be the most inconvenient thing to be allergic to? Please draw said scenario.

What is your favorite bean?

It's really god damned hot.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster has finally decided to visit us to deliver an important message, what is that message?

Have you ever had any particularly funny/interesting reactions to any of your comics, from your friends or family?

What's your favorite animal to draw ? What's in the top drawer of your dresser ?

Draw what you think Slovenian football (real football, not hand-egg) star Benjamin Sesko looks like.

Do you have any inspiration or a favorite artist?

My first time in the autopsy lab as a student I was confronted with a naked dead person lying on the table. In that moment I discovered a different mental lens to see people through, as meat and gristle, tubes of fluid, strings and rods, supported and surrounded by untanned leather. Since then I have learned to deliberately choose a lens to consider someone through that is most appropriate for a given situation. So, when orcas eat watermelon in polite company, where do they spit the pips?

Given the popularity of Pickleball, what is the next big garnish-themed sport that will sweep the nation, nay, the world? Also, Gary vs. Oscar Mayer

June 24 is National Pralines Day. Best tips for celebrating?

Any tips for my upcoming Disc Golf tournament?

Draw your ideal hot dog, but it's actually a hot member of canis familiarus living in texas who is going thru menopause and experiencing a hot flash while a bratty kid is trying to kill ants with a magnifying glass by smashing them with it.

World peace in 3 simple steps 🙈

Draw a dystopian future man meeting a utopian future man.

Could I have just the most dynamic pose, tons of movement drawing of the chubbiest dog not-very-successfully trying to wiggle itself free after having accidentaly perched its belly on the big hat of a very blazé, way too over it, London palace guard, please? Things like foreshortening and texturising are very much on the table, the guard may only appear in frame from like the chin, or the nose up, if needed. Thank.

A vampire, having tried to keep up with fashion trends but given up in the 90's, and now he's having an existential crisis about the whole immortality thing.

i don’t know what to ask and this is very nerve-racking. i also googled nerve-racking to make sure i spelled it correctly. i didn’t, but i went back and changed it so no one would know. anyway, what should i ask?

Have you ever heard of the superstar singer Azis? What is the image that comes to your mind when you hear that name?

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Can you draw two mice playing rock paper scissors to decide who gets the piece of cheese while the cheese is being surreptitiously taken away by a third mouse?

I've seen the number of patrons, and therefore the number of responses to these posts, steadily increase; is there a critical mass/limit where you'll no longer have the time to draw any strips, and will just be responding to and drawing these questions? And can you draw yourself drawing the answer to that question, please.

My sister’s wedding is this weekend, can you wish Alicia and Ty congratulations?

Do you think you can draw the “Oh my god, Laura” scene from the original male nipples concept?

I grilled for 14 other people this weekend. Could you draw my pellet grill/smoker, Grilliam's, reaction to having to be on for over 13 hours to do so?

My kids asked for a sour patch candy driving a tank with something witty.. like “who are you calling sour?” My wife asked for a cat at a campfire. You choose. Pick wisely.

How many Panera™ bread bowls can the average dishwasher clean effectively? So far I've had poor results.

What's the next biggest diet trend? Also thank you for Doug in the sailor moon outfit my wife loved it. Drawing request: Doug partaking in newest diet trend.

Draw your ideal hot dog.