Who is this creator?
No community tags yet.
No Life Kid 2-5
The Weatherell House had been built for many things; dignity, prestige, and legacy being the top three. Even during the period it had been left without a single resident, the mansion had done a great job at all three of those things. Thing is, though, it had spent the vast majority of a century doin
Jul 25, 2026 0
No Life Kid 2-4
October rolled into Forks with the same intensity and density as every month up in this end of the Pacific Northwest; a whole lot more of gray on gray. It wasn’t all that bad, just the same fine committed drizzle that couldn’t pick a simple lane between drizzle, mist or storm. Instead, it downshifte
Jul 25, 2026 0
No Life Kid 2-3
Book Two. Zander leaned back from the round table with his back to the wall, thermos parked by his elbow and a blood-and-carne burrito still warm in the foil in front of him. Unfortunately for his luch plans, his attention wasn’t really on the food, not while he worked the same problem he had since
Jul 25, 2026 0
No Life Kid 2-2
Elevator doors dinged off the fortieth floor, numbers bleeding down above Zander’s head as he tracked his own reflection. One teenager in denim sandwiched between a butler in black and a chef in also-black, the three of them lit gold under the ceiling lighting strip. Wellston’s handshake was still a
Jul 24, 2026 0
No Life Kid 2-1
“Diablo! El Diablo!” The machete came down with all the force the man holding it could bring to bear, thick blade dented against ‘simple’ flesh and bone as Zander caught it on his forearm. “Honestly…” The warehouse stank of gunpowder, diesel and the cheap cologne these cartel boys drowned themselves
Jul 24, 2026 0
No-Life Kid II
Dawn in the Pacific Northwest meant proper gray, the sort that settled into a man's bones and reminded him why the Empire had bothered conquering sunnier places. Three months of this particular routine, and Walter B. Dunham had developed what might charitably be called an appreciation for the Weathe
Jul 19, 2025 0
No Life Kid I
The wall of television screens flickered behind reinforced glass, twenty-four identical news anchors moving their mouths in perfect synchron The wall of television screens flickered behind reinforced glass, twenty-four identical news anchors moving their mouths in perfect synchronization. The volume
Jun 19, 2025 0
Update Tonight
Disappeared for 48 hours because someone dropped $150 on me to write a Hellsing Ultimate x Twilight True Vampire Self-Insert one-shot. I blacked out and woke up with a whole 3 arcs plotted out. Title? No Life Kid. Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. 95% chance it’s NSFW and going QQ-only. I'm alr
Jun 17, 2025 0