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June 28, 2026

Mass Effect Assets: VICTORS, ZEDD

So, basically, after writing the last chapter, my brain started doing that thing where it looks at the next chapter and immediately starts hissing and sparking. I didn’t want to just sit there and force myself into writer’s block, so I did something fun instead.

I was scrolling Pinterest, saw some of those Marvel Rivals-style character pages, and immediately thought: okay, but what if Mass Effect had something like this?

So now we have Mass Effect: Assets.

This is basically a character dossier / roster-card style page for Zedd Victors, done like he’s a playable unit in some fake Mass Effect hero shooter that exists only in my head.

His role is Arsenalist, because everything else doesn’t really cover a walking illegal armory with opinions.

The idea is that the four Mass Effect: Assets stats are:

Combat — how dangerous they are in a straight fight.
Power — biotics, tech, psionics, special systems, and general ability output.
Survival — armor, shields, durability, endurance, and how hard they are to actually put down.
Utility — hacking, drones, support value, prep, battlefield control, logistics, and all the stuff that makes a character useful beyond just shooting something in the face.

Also, the bio/note on the page is written from Commander John Shepard’s perspective in-universe. I liked how it came out. Might do more of these for other characters if the brain worms continue cooperating.

Comments (7)

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ConnoisseurOfStories · June 30, 2026

Damn, Zedd looks good here! 10 outta 10, would date. Where’d the art come from, btw? Ai gen? I’m an artist myself, but strangely enough I don’t mind.

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Big ToFu's Corner · June 30, 2026

The art goes freaking hard.

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Arsylvos · June 28, 2026

I like it, will you make more for the rest of the crew?

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KdRatio _85 · June 28, 2026

Also I'm really liking the addition of drones into his combat style as it differentiates him even further from regular biotics or the Guardians. Also I swear its a Mr.Terrific reference.

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ZFighter18 · June 28, 2026

100%

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KdRatio _85 · June 28, 2026

I imagine a alliance style report on Zedd would be pretty fun. It could have mini quotes or thoughts from both twins thoughts on Zedd alongside current Normandy Crew opinions.

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Johny5 · June 28, 2026

Well, at least John can be objective and assess the threat that Zedd is properly. I wonder what Jane woukd write if she did the same report.