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September 2, 2021

ANNOUNCEMENT

I just learned that I have to undergo semi-urgent surgery, and both the need for the surgery and the operation itself make it very painful to speak at any length, so I regretfully have to cancel the show for this week.  I don't know how long the pain will last or how soon I'll be able to use my voice again, so I hope I can pick things up in 2 weeks, but I'm not sure.  I'm sorry for the gap – because I've got a whole lot of shit to say about the sudden prominence of "ISIS-K" and how exactly they carried off an attack with 12 hours' warning – but I hope to be back at work sometime in September.

Apologies

MSJ

Comments (98)

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Kelley Hoefer · September 6, 2021

When you feel well enough, could you let us know how you are doing and if you need anything?

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elle · September 5, 2021

🖤

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Graham Austin · September 5, 2021

Get well soon, don't rush back!

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Brook Hines · September 4, 2021

Be well!

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Andrew McGivney · September 3, 2021

take care Michael, we can wait

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c. wrong mills · September 3, 2021

Take care man!

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Taylor Noll · September 3, 2021

Get well soon Michael! <3

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Juan Sacchi · September 3, 2021

❤️❤️❤️

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T.J. Larson · September 3, 2021

Take all the time you need, here's hoping all goes well and leaves you feeling much better.

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Eli Geminder · September 3, 2021

Godspeed, MSJ. Rest up and heal fast.

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jorbe · September 3, 2021

prayers up brother

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frybreadandjam · September 2, 2021

Sending you best wishes for surgery and recovery, take care and rest as much as you need.

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Cojan Rico · September 2, 2021

Stay strong get well soon we’ll be here when you get back

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Luke · September 2, 2021

wishing u the best. stayin subbed. Eat some southern greens on recovery, works magic for me when i feel shitty.

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Bilbo · September 2, 2021

Take your time and heal up, ill still be subscribed so no pressure. Just get well!

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Nat Gavin · September 2, 2021

Take care mate!

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Lukas McCutcheon · September 2, 2021

As I’ve mentioned many times in the last years, I am actually doubting my vehement atheism because I think we may live in Hell. Please comment on the possibility when you get back if Roe V. Wade comes down before you get back. Or if you just feel like it. Or don’t at all because no one should be asking you for a thing right now. But we do live in Hell, maybe. I don’t mean in that way that people say we live in a simulation while having never heard of Simulacrum & Simulation. I mean gnostic evil might exist, it might have created a realm with which to torture us all for eternity, and is anyone *that certain* that we aren’t living there?

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Ian Scott · September 2, 2021

Feel well soon Michael! Take as long as you need to recover !

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Donny Baseball · September 2, 2021

♥️

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Shiv · September 2, 2021

oh but if this procedure ruins your voice which is an all time fave we might have to break up, we’ll see, thots, prayers, etc

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Shiv · September 2, 2021

Be well Michael!! sending magickal healing and non-spider networkaffiliated mysticism to your side xoxo

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Divad Kong · September 2, 2021

Pretty bougie of you to be having medical healthcare procedures carried out if you ask me.

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Divad Kong · September 2, 2021

Lucky lucky bastard

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Enk · September 2, 2021

Sending love, and hopes that it goes well, you heal quick and come back hard. Well be here.

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NEVERDOORS · September 2, 2021

Take care of yourself brother! I'm sitting on a post-op broken wrist myself right now so I'll be healing alongside you.

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Steele Partridge · September 2, 2021

Hoping it all goes well. We’ll all be looking forward to getting you back

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Hunter · September 2, 2021

Get well soon (but don't rush anything). If something crazy happens in the next two weeks that you really want to address, you can always pull a Cum Town and resort to Morse code.

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Xander Udo · September 2, 2021

Best wishes

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Kelley Hoefer · September 2, 2021

Take good care of yourself. We'll be here when you get back.

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Kill Wolfhead · September 2, 2021

We support you in sickness and in health. Be strong.

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Gurjot · September 2, 2021

Take care brother

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creepytwig · September 2, 2021

Take care of yourself! ❤️

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Poplar Hex · September 2, 2021

Rest up. Best of luck.

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SpongeGunderson · September 2, 2021

Good luck, get well soon!

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David Bond · September 2, 2021

Get well soon, much love homie

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becca hill · September 2, 2021

Best wishes!

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Mike · September 2, 2021

Take care of yourself and best of luck man

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Bradley Patrick · September 2, 2021

Good luck with everything

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Hugh G. Rection · September 2, 2021

Stay strong brother. Sending love.

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Alex · September 2, 2021

Wishing you a speedy recovery. Take care of yourself.

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Daniel Neuhaus · September 2, 2021

What kind of voice are you having them give you?

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Michael S. Judge · September 2, 2021

the guy who says "Halbermensch" from the song "Halbermensch" from the album HALBERMENSCH

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Busdriver112 · September 2, 2021

Be well, Michael

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Everett Woolsey · September 2, 2021

❤️

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MoldyTolge · September 2, 2021

We all do our best work when we’re not recovering from surgery, we’ll be thinking of you Michael.

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Harold Niver · September 2, 2021

Get better dude. Good luck to you.

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Slugfarm · September 2, 2021

Rest easy. The shitshow will still be here when you get back.

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Gregory Dodds · September 2, 2021

Take your time and rest up

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jizzlane clapswell · September 2, 2021

Hope everything goes well, rest and recover!

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Shane · September 2, 2021

Get well soon! I’ll be here whenever you’re ready, love the show ⭐️

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Evan Turner · September 2, 2021

Get well soon!

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John McElroy · September 2, 2021

Bi go maith Michael

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Renee Leath · September 2, 2021

Take care of yourself, and take as long as you need. Hope it all goes well for you.

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Stephen McDonald · September 2, 2021

❤️

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Marshall N Armintor · September 2, 2021

We are all behind you -- call on us in the meantime for anything you can think of -- we will be thinking of you.

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jack dulworth · September 2, 2021

Stay safe and be easy brother. Looking forward to your thoughts whenever you are able to share

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Luke Campayno · September 2, 2021

Best wishes Mike ❤️

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hamburglar · September 2, 2021

Can’t wait to hear your thoughts, but take your time homie. We can wait

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Ted B · September 2, 2021

Best of luck Michael, take your time and wish the best for you

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Nicholas Berken · September 2, 2021

Get well soon, and take as long as you need!

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Tribulation 49 · September 2, 2021

Hope all goes well MSJ

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John May · September 2, 2021

Get well soon! Love you

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Andrew · September 2, 2021

Bro, cancel it for a month. Or longer. Take your time and have a successful recovery please. We love you <3

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Joedie Sawyer · September 2, 2021

No worries! I’m listening to back episodes, and started reading V. to prepare myself to read Gravity’s Rainbow. Hope you get better soon but take your time to heal.

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Katherine · September 2, 2021

Love u king 😭 take it easy

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Jon Spiegler · September 2, 2021

Hope you’re not in too much pain. We’re not going anywhere

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Leguminous Goth · September 2, 2021

No rush big man, please care for yourself

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Luke Cragg · September 2, 2021

take as much time as you need, we’ll be here for your when you’re ready

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William Toms · September 2, 2021

Rest up man! We’ll all be here when you get back

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Ernest Ambrus · September 2, 2021

Get well soon, man.

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Cameron Burgess · September 2, 2021

All the best Michael ❤️from aotearoa

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Nicholas CLARK · September 2, 2021

Kia kaha 💪

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Lewbo · September 2, 2021

get well soon man. thinking of you 💖

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james, grillmaster of the solar system bbq · September 2, 2021

love and the push of the wind, brother

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Andrew · September 2, 2021

Get well man

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Livingperson1 · September 2, 2021

Write a script. I have a lovely speaking voice and will read it for you.

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Sanders Butler · September 2, 2021

Much love, wishing you a quick recovery

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Baily McDaniel · September 2, 2021

I think I can speak for all the other patronus' when I say we are just hoping for your speedy recovery with minimal friction & pain. 🤕 Focus on healing if you can. You don't want them thinking your not productive enough. They might upload your consciousness to the cloud or whatever🤖 Just imagine how terrible guitars will sound in the matrix😱🤢🤮

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Danielle · September 2, 2021

Take care of yourself. Rest that golden voice. We know you’ll come roaring back before long.

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Aubrey Frantzen · September 2, 2021

Hope the surgery goes well - sending lots of love

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Sandy · September 2, 2021

Hope it goes well my man

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R · September 2, 2021

Do what you have to do and get well, we'll be here when you get back

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Matt Ball · September 2, 2021

Looks after yourself man!

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Ben Schild · September 2, 2021

We love you man. Be well and tell us how it is when the time is right. Nothing else makes any sense like you do

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warren_ · September 2, 2021

big love to you Mike and hope that you get well soon - I'm sure I speak for everyone on here when I say that no one feels any degree of impatience when it comes to getting new shows from you and that I hope you allow that to be the furthest thing from your mind while you're recovering.

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Nicholas CLARK · September 2, 2021

Take care Michael!!! All the best for a swift recovery (and as much vacation as you need) <3 (Ginger lemon tea works great)

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Ben · September 2, 2021

Rest up brother, look forward to hear that sexy voice again. Maybe you could do a short article on the ISIS-K/afghan “debacle”.. I’d scrimp together some extra $ for that ;) Stay hydrated space cadet

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Justin Reid · September 2, 2021

All the best MJ. We are here for you when you return.

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czernobog · September 2, 2021

Hope recovery is swift, we'll be here!

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Jack McCarty · September 2, 2021

Take as much time as you need. Wishing you a fast and effective recovery.

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Nic Bodiford · September 2, 2021

No apology necessary! Kick that surgery’s ass! I’ve gone under the knife 8 times myself — it can be a pain but you’ll get through it. Looking forward to your triumphant return.

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Gehrig · September 2, 2021

Take all the time ya need

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Dan · September 2, 2021

Go well, Michael. Godspeed your recovery.

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xXEvangelXx . · September 2, 2021

god bless ya Mike listening to you reminds me I'm not completely insane so just knowing the show was ever even around is enough

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Connor Moloney · September 2, 2021

Hope it all goes well mate, no rush on the episode

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Aaron Sewards · September 2, 2021

Good luck and vibes to you always

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Rory McHugh · September 2, 2021

Stay safe, stay healthy. Everyone here supports you

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George Mitri · September 2, 2021

Get well soon, Michael. We’ll be here. 👍🏻