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November 26, 2020

#72: Lose Extra Pounds of Brain & Bone the JFK Way, pt. 4

THE LEE HARVEY OSWALD SUMMERSLAM SPECTACULAR: Lee Oswald, Secretary of the Fair Play for Cum Town Committee  –––  Lee Oswald, Time Man of the Year, 1963-2018  –––  The Eikonosphere, the Kingdom of the Realer-than-Real  –––  if you're not rich, talented, or lucky, you can always kill the right celebrity  –––  Oswald: CIA since 1959/repeat/Oswald: CIA since 1959  –––  a wandering dyslexic joins the Marines  –––  how to "defect," give up military secrets, meet girls, and get paid $3,500 to come back home!  –––  a CIA-led life among the weirdest fucks Fort Worth and New Orleans have to offer  –––  imitation is the sincerest form of framing your ass for a presidential assassination  –––  epilogue: the Warren Commission is only fit to wipe up bloody piss  –––  debut of a special song, dedicated to the trillion helpless cyclical losers still to come (this author included)

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abby · September 3, 2025

“There is a world inside the world”

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Nic Bodiford · October 5, 2024

Michael, is there a way for me to download The Nerve Institute’s song at the end?

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The Fine Art Revolution · May 10, 2024

just listened to this, great song at the end. I'm an artist and would love to visualize all these crazy connections, and fortuitous 'heart attacks'

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jfk truther · February 28, 2024

love the libra discussion

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1983 · February 4, 2024

Best intro ever!

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MLVF · June 25, 2023

The “factual” FBI telex story you present is based solely on the incredibly improbable and strongly refuted account of one discredited person: William Walter. He was never able to provide any proof whatsoever to my knowledge. He literally made a fake telex “recreation” filled with spelling errors. The house committee investigation (who actually determined there was some sort of conspiracy involved with JFKs murder) found Walter’s claims to be unbelievable. You’re clearly very talented at broadcasting, but presenting items like this as facts speaks to huge problems with your own reasoning and credibility as a presenter. It was disappointing to hear you mention such a blockbuster accusation based on zero evidence so nonchalantly as fact without any skepticism whatsoever. I suspect other factual stories you mention in this series are similarly unfounded, and based on little to no evidence.

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Gholson Lyon · November 12, 2025

As a newcomer here, i am also wanting to delve more into the facts. I wonder if the final volume of Caro biography of LBJ will get into any of this?

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Kamran Husain · January 19, 2023

i am a cumtown communist thank you for representing us

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T Delgado · May 5, 2022

Just found this podcast and it’s fantastic! Is there a pt5 with the actual shooting?

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Nic Bodiford · May 4, 2022

Hey Michael, is there a way for me to download the song at the end?

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Sawyer Simpkins · January 12, 2022

Became a member just to hear the conclusion. I hope to get an update, even if its to say there wont be a conclusion. Fantastic show regardless and I enjoyed every minute.

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Shadowplay · September 3, 2021

Yes please! I want to know how it turned out.

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Nicole Snyder · June 21, 2021

joining the chorus to inquire about the likelihood of hearing the final chapter in this series

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CalvinistHobbes · June 21, 2021

Any chance you might try to reconstitute#73¿

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Hans Anders · May 10, 2021

Great four episodes! I saw theres a fifth one on shoutengine on the murder itself, but it’s labelled as removed due to inaccuracies. Do you have tips on where to find a good summary on that?

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Holland Rains · November 30, 2020

This series is so good. Listened to all of them a few months ago and since then have convinced my gf and two close friends to check them out. Amazing work MJ

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DumbDumDumbDumb · November 28, 2020

What is to be Dundalk: the Cumtown story

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A line cook · November 27, 2020

Best cold open so far, great job!

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Slugfarm · November 26, 2020

This series could become my new Thanksgiving tradition!

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Dan Berger · November 26, 2020

Super happy to have this series on Patreon now BUT every time I get an update that there's an episode of the show uploaded I am just a tiny bit disapointed that it's not a new one. Still super appreciative of all of your work. Hope you have a safe holiday!

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MC Arson · November 26, 2020

Here is the good stuff. Simper fidelio

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James Bradley · November 26, 2020

Whoop

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Dan Leyendecker · November 26, 2020

Michael, can’t even remember how I found you, but this series changed my life a couple years ago. God bless ya brother

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Thomas McInnis · November 26, 2020

Ended up listening to all of these this week. Great work dude! I loved this series and would love to see more if there’s any more material there.