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August 7, 2025

There really no hay banda

I feel like my corpse is dying from the middle outward, so I'm not sure how long I can work tonight. Feels like there's a plague of cicadas that God fucked up and salvage his reputation by pouring them down a twisty straw into my ass.

I'm sorry if there's not a show. I fucking hate that. I cannot stand the abstract passage of time that isn't doing anything for anybody.

Comments (14)

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Brooke · August 9, 2025

I'd support your project if you posted once every 20 years, brother. Rest!

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DeadPrince · August 8, 2025

Like Metamorphosis except your brother loves you. And we do to. Take care of yourself Michael, the show can wait (yet must go on).

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Quinn Johnson · August 8, 2025

Unacceptable

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NYCM&AHole · August 8, 2025

The cicadas are so odd how they vary in volume. Rest up and feel better. I wish I could, so let me do it vicariously through you.

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Michael S. Judge · August 8, 2025

You know part of why that is? The cicada's body is like 90% not actual flesh or organs. It's almost entirely made of a head, wings, and a tymbal, the little bit of ridged exoskeleton they use to make noise, by contracting or expanding it – and then there's a sequence of different-sized reverb chambers, literally reverb chambers, that help determine how loud the little fucker is, whether it's Grown and Sexy or too high-pitched for mating, etc. So they start doing all those pulsed hideous noises as adults, basically as a way to say "ALERT ALERT WE MUST HAVE GOOD PUSSY"

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T · August 8, 2025

Take care of yourself and don’t worry about taking the time you need!

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agentmule · August 8, 2025

Don't worry about us. Be easy on yourself.

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Morgan · August 7, 2025

Dont trip homie, just rest up as best you can ♥️

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Kamran Husain · August 7, 2025

chill brother we all hope you feel better

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r b · August 7, 2025

Take it easy, brother

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Wrenn · August 7, 2025

I’m between saying “obviously don’t do the show then lol” and “well, I do want to hear what that sounds like…”

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The Real Spiro Agnew · August 7, 2025

It's okay Michael. Please don't work yourself too hard. Wishing the best for you

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Joey · August 7, 2025

This

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John Waaben · August 7, 2025

Wishing you the best as always Michael, thanks for organizing the fundraising for our friends in Gaza too!