D&D Court: Bonus Cases - Bear Traps

I thought it was obvious that the nude thing was just to discourage the players from trivializing the traps, they didn’t want anyone nude, they just wanted traps. The compromise would come at a cost. I don’t understand what’s supposed to be so whacky about it

This post / episode is missing the Short Rest tag.

His brother Norm S. Erection. I’m so sorry

At the end of Infinity War, Thanos used the Space Stone to teleport away. Stormbreaker was currently lodged in his chest and when he teleported Stormbreaker stayed behind. That should be the standard

yikes as a player having to argue for there to be stakes in the campaign is too real

love to hear some Cubone love, still the cutest Pokémon

It's the perfectly cut screams for me

I've thought about this before and I would absolutely love it if I could leave behind waste when I teleport. Would cut my morning routine by more than half

I feel like with the misty step it's the wizard reaching out with their magic to bring whatever they want to bring with the misty step so I would give them the option to bring what they want. If it's something big like a person then probably an arcana check but clearly there is something with discernment deciding what comes and what doesn't or everything would teleport. The only thing I the equation with a brain is the person casting it.

I can't use misty step because I have fillings

I understand why Jake didn’t read the insanely horny confessional but I hope he showed it to the judges off-mic bc it’s hilarious

DO A FUCKING COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT FREE SHREK ONE SHOT PLEASE

I have an idea for the Nat 20 liar that I'm very excited for. You confess. You play another campaign with these characters, and during, a being of great power appears and tells your character who should have died that it is time for them to pay for the favour. Whatever your character would have wagered away to whoever this is to come back to life in that moment, that's all up to you. And now that you've established a fun new adventure to play that will make your lie canonical, your confession won't be so bad. You won't have to feel bad anymore and it'll be a cool story, I think.

the fudged nat 20 on a death save is reprehensible, but why the hell was a level 5 party fighting an adult blue dragon???

The return of the AI Generating DM Mian Bruphy! All hail the machine overlords!

Oh come on. The title should obviously have been “Bare Trap”

Are the last 3 seconds cutting out on anyone else??

Bit of a echo in the beginning

I don't think javelins are pants. I think they are belts though.

Also, could you not have pulled the bear trap stake out of the ground and then teleported? Seems like they were open to teleporting with the trap, but to just shut it down immediately... Let them break the chain or something

So many of these I'm with the dm for the first half and then there's a soap opera betrayal

The G in Hugh G. Rection stands for girth.

I love you all. You’re all sweet babies.

The turtle was behind wall of force it can only go away by disintegrate and specifically can’t be dispelled so yes the dm was right…

I lost it at lack toad in tolerance

I know it was a joke, but I would love a Shrek one-shot.

Love it when they latch on to a joke early on and just commit.

That may have been the Best "Rolling With The [BLANK] Dice" Outro ever.

For the bear trap I present the Hughie defense.. in the show The Boys when ever Hughie teleports his clothes get left behind.

I'm going to bear trap so many players

Legit, a well done Pokémon campaign is the dream

Holy shit the ending was so coordinated good job intrepid Heroes!

I keep trying to hit the play button but all I’m getting is a bear trap on the tip of my finger? Anyone else having this problem?

Thank you guys so much for reading my case!!! I don't even care that I lost, unfortunately I can't play the game due to a falling out with the DM. We did play that campaign for 10 sessions and I did enjoy the pokemon battles having decided if it was happening I was going to go all in As for my punishment I'd gladly work for NADDPOD, I'm more versed in Pathfinder 1e rules though

Can the bears Misty Step out of the car seats?

That brain eating one is the fakest case ever brought before this court

NADDPOD, it's you and meeee, I know it's my destinyyy! NADDPOD, you're so true, so shout out to the two crewwwww. ❤️

Lol that Pokémon one has been read before, now I really want to go back and compare their responses to it

Seems to be a bit of echo for a short time at the start