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February 26, 2023

Mixed Bag of Holding: M&M Taste Test

Join your Som&meliers as we rank just about every M&M flavor.* A winner will be crowned, and a secret talent/magical ability will be revealed!

*Jake forgot to get Peanut M&M's somehow.

Comments (138)

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Dan · October 13, 2026

Strawberried peanut butter is the best M&M. They were part of the transformers movies promotions and tasted like heaven

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Matcha Nun Julia · May 26, 2026

Team mini years later forever

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thequeercat · April 26, 2026

I went in listening knowing what my favorites were, funny that toward the end they were between pretzel and pb. Agree on the snackability of the pb too, delicious but rich and a little nauseating after a bunch

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Just_another_queer · November 27, 2025

Would love to hear yall do this with crazy oreos flavors

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thequeercat · April 26, 2026

Kitkats too

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ThacoIsWacko · June 4, 2025

Ima let you finish, but peanut butter mini M&Ms are THE BEST SNACK OF ALL TIME.

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Tumulto · October 31, 2024

Emily really channeled Nyak this episode, saying the peanut butter M&M was "heavy" is almost word for word something he would say.

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Sam · October 13, 2024

This is an all-time Emily episode. A hall of famer. Lemon M&M. Calling Jake “Jack” when he defends her. The mom teaching aerobics of it all.

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BethKF · June 4, 2024

Thank you. I’ve been listening through lots while sick the past week+, it destroyed my holiday plan and it’s teetering on chest infection territory so not a lot has raised a smile. Em’s EmM&M&ms - and more specifically the razzing of Murph - made me full belly laugh (and then cough a lot - but so worth it!) Blessings on your house(s) 😉😁

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Ben · April 17, 2024

CLADWELL MISTBORN MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🦅

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Michelle Spurgeon · March 22, 2024

I love hoe Caldwell is literally on board for any bullshit that comes his way. M&M psychic, yes you can! He will gas you all the way up!

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tiff · August 16, 2023

Emily and Murph are literally the blueprint for love. Murph is so indignant the entire episode but the second Jake tries to give Emily an M&M she can't eat he's ready to protect her from it

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riskutforthebriskut · July 15, 2026

love is an act

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Jenna H · July 28, 2023

I am glad Murph defended milk chocolate from Caldwell's slander. What an absolute joy of an episode.

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Sean Johnson · July 26, 2023

Caldwell “I really like almonds that’s why I like mounds” you mean almond joys rejected step-brother that notoriously doesn’t have the almonds

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Jesse Dunlap · July 20, 2023

Caldwell is a Sanderson fan

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wizard wearing a poodle skirt · April 26, 2023

“It’s not a journey, it’s a commute” -Jake, tasting an m&m

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Squishy, Pawpaw's Brushtail Possum lover · March 13, 2023

I've never heard of MnMs in a tube, but as a kid I got mini MnMs in a little cardboard box, like the ones lunchbox sultanas (rasins) come in. Those were kinda fun.

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Squishy, Pawpaw's Brushtail Possum lover · March 13, 2023

I've only tried classic, mini and peanut, had no idea there were so many flavours

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Squishy, Pawpaw's Brushtail Possum lover · March 13, 2023

I loved Murph making sure Em wasn't going to eat the (I believe) brownie one. When I was dating someone with a peanut allergy I swear I was more attentive to checking things were nut free than they were.

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cobb saladbar · March 6, 2023

Caldwell: "Don't worry folks we're not psycho nobody is going to rate anything under a 5." Jake immediately after that statement: "yeah I'm gonna have to go with a 4 on this one" absolute chaotic energy love these episodes so much

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Holden Spencer · March 6, 2023

Why couldn’t Em have so many?

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Michael Nokes · March 7, 2023

Considering the ones she avoided, my guess is Celiac / gluten intolerance.

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Kendra Waters · March 5, 2023

I really relate to the way Emily rates things. My friends hate it 😂

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Matt Atkinson · March 3, 2023

Murph - "real ass nut in here" "no nut cloning going on here" classic

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Joelle H · March 3, 2023

Welcome to mixed bag aka Murph freaking out for over an hour

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Julie V Eckert · March 2, 2023

props to murph for always playing the role of angry sane person

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Bodhi Milledge · March 2, 2023

Jake: "What's the mean?" Caldwell: "There is no mean all M&M's are friends"

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King of the City Pigeons · March 2, 2023

Given a loose idea like “M&M Taste Test” and the gang hits the classics: gaslight Murph, chastise Jake, Caldwell makes some weird strong opinions, and Emily just makes up her own game.

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Andrea Rieco · March 1, 2023

Pretzel M&M's are great. I love 'em. They are my faves. I love when you get a really salty one. Peanut is my second. Glad they liked the pretzel ones!

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Noah Jay · March 1, 2023

Gotta get Emily some Nestle Smarties, they do have different flavor shells!

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Elizabeth Lees · March 14, 2023

You’ll have to mail her some, because Smarties in the US are a very different thing.

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Mary Colligan · March 1, 2023

What types to they taste? I want to join along and find the same ones!

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Elizabeth Morgan · March 1, 2023

Crispy M&Ms we’re the very best. Love that crunch

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squalor and splendor · February 28, 2023

Whoa emily is literally psychic

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Erin Pratt · February 28, 2023

Emily - I got a bag of mini m&ms today because of your hot take and I have to agree - they are pretty awesome

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jess? · February 28, 2023

I love these kind of mixed bags because it's like Murph is a real person being tormented by Muppets.

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Mike Cathcart · February 28, 2023

Go Syracuse! Emily was definitely right about the Orange and Blue and I would like to award her an honorary Som&melier certificate from Syracuse University!

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Scott · February 28, 2023

Eminemily

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Three awakened gooses · February 28, 2023

I love you guys and I powered through for the banter, but listening to you guys chew in this episode was an absolute nightmare.

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Tony Zampieri · February 28, 2023

NADDPOD content is always enjoyable, but this was a miss for me. Obviously, the band of boobs’ content is goofy and that’s why we love them, but this felt a little… off? Maybe too far outside of the realm of their normal content?

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Noah Jay · March 1, 2023

Did you listen to their energy drink sommelier mixed bag? This isn't new for them lol

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Jenna · February 28, 2023

also - I pitch valentimes day strawberry (jam) chocolate m&ms into the ether

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Jenna · February 28, 2023

1. Peanut 2. Mini

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bibibirdy · February 28, 2023

I had a friend who refused to eat the orange and yellow m&ms because they tasted different and then we finally did a blind taste test and she didn’t guess any of the colors right. Still refused to eat the orange and yellow ones.

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Jacob B. · February 28, 2023

First off, this pod has proven that I will listen to anything these three goofballs record and post. Second! Proposition : millshake with mini mms at the bottom like a boba tea

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SneakyTweaky · February 27, 2023

Hard disagree, Mr. Dude Sky

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Brandon Stacks · February 27, 2023

The mini m and m hate is unacceptable

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Suzanna DePeri · February 27, 2023

disappointing that jalapeño m&ms werent featured (imagine my surprise when i picked up a bag of m&ms in a hurry to get into a movie and crunched into a spicy chocolate candy)

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Thomas Johansen · February 27, 2023

Weird feeling to be excited to listen to people eat M&Ms and then talk about it

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Mr. Dude Sky · February 27, 2023

Maybe a bit doesn’t need to go for 40 mins

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Nik · February 27, 2023

There's something about the way Murph says chocolate. I need to go to Walgreens.

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Kristen with-a-K · February 27, 2023

I would have given up my entire dice collection for this to have been a video mixed bag.

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Scotty · February 27, 2023

These are my absolute favorite Mix bags!

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roomwithoutawindow · February 27, 2023

Bro never again with the mouth noises please

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Hunter Wright · February 27, 2023

Trolling and gaslighting Murph should be it's own podcast. So fucking funny listening to Murph lose his damn mind lmao.

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Jacob B. · February 28, 2023

This is why i miss 8bit book club

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Katie P. · February 27, 2023

This podcast is the 3rd source in the same amount of days to bring up the cadmium and lead thing just as I bought a big bag of dark chocolate coins

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OGBlake · February 27, 2023

This is a master class on how to gaslightm Murph😂

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The new Honda Prolapse EV · February 27, 2023

Okay so this is totally my fault but if you have misophonia do not listen to this episode! Those chewing sounds of the almond m&Ms are going to haunt my nightmares!

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Unloved · February 27, 2023

No caramel M&Ms?

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GREYFOX!!!!! · February 27, 2023

I love episodes where everyone just decides let's gaslight murph!

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GREYFOX!!!!! · February 27, 2023

But which one should I fuck???

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buttered-shorti · February 27, 2023

The fact that the tan m&m wasn’t even included in this conversation is a DISGRACE!!

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GillyPop88 . · February 27, 2023

Grab some Crispy m&m's while you are in Australia. 🐐 flavour.

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Oscar de la Garza · February 27, 2023

Peanut butter M&M is the PB Beebee

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Sara · February 27, 2023

My favorite are caramel! Also I wonder what you guys would think about the m&ms candy bar lol

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Lauren Hill · February 27, 2023

The superior flavor is to take a sharing bag of peanut butter and a sharing bag of pretzel and mix them.

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Tiare Sonza · February 27, 2023

Jake. How can you forget the PEANUT ONES. All jokes aside, just saw you guys at the Melb show sat and had an absolute blast with my mates there. Was also lovely to meet you guys in person too :)

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Colton Merrifield · February 27, 2023

My wife and I are a split house on the blind m&m tasting. I’m with murph, but my wife is on Emily’s side. She said that the tests are inconclusive due to the colors mixed together in the bag causing cross contamination of the other shells.

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Stephanie Thompson · February 27, 2023

You gotta do the M&Ms from a candy store or dispenser thing... So you can prove her wrong because Murph is RIGHT

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Jared V · February 27, 2023

Missed opportunity on a new “Tang v. Bang” scale

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Colin Kilzer · February 27, 2023

I hate to take such a hard stance but the objective best “pack” of Mnm is the peanut white/dark/milk mixture pack

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Contender in the making · February 27, 2023

Murph hasnt been gaslit like this since the dnd movies

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tacticalgrandma · February 27, 2023

Who else couldn’t hear them talk about “shooting the tube,” without thinking of the reddit cylinder guy

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Sebastian Lecha · February 27, 2023

What is Emily allergic to?

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DemonLordSparda · February 27, 2023

From observing what she can't eat it could be a wheat or gluten alergy.

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MagnaniMel · February 27, 2023

Peanut butter M&Ms in a fruit and nut mix is... *chef kiss*...do it.

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Frank · February 27, 2023

I don’t understand why Brian was so upset…

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Clotilde · February 26, 2023

Mini M&Ms are the true GOAT 🐐

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Clotilde · February 26, 2023

i liked this episode but it didn't smell very much like my mom was teaching aerobics 😔 6/10

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Justin Cockrell · February 26, 2023

Congrats Caldwell!

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DemonLordSparda · February 26, 2023

I know it would be hard to schedule, but I desperately need one of these taste test mixed bags to be done with Brennan.

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Nicole Jordan · February 26, 2023

Mini M&Msthe caviar of M&Ms! Emily in Caldwel are correct

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Nicole Jordan · February 26, 2023

Can’t wait to hear about where the fondant dick filled with mini m&m’s ranks!

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Maxwell Haranda · February 26, 2023

Hey 2-Crew and all the sultry MnM mascots. Thanks for a perfect and definitely not flawed tier list.

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Ilana Galpert · February 26, 2023

I absolutely adore that Caldwell just doesn't like M&Ms

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Grass · February 26, 2023

Blue M&ms are the yummiest

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Jeremy Brine · February 26, 2023

I pay mixed bag money to listen to murph knowingly lose his mind

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Cas Marie · February 26, 2023

Everyone gaslighting murph will never not be my favorite

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Alex Thompson · February 26, 2023

9 minutes in and Murph is already yelling. This Ep is already a banger

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ananarama · February 26, 2023

The mixed bags are a monthly chance to listen to Murph get driven to insanity by the rest of the crew

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Bonky Fiasco · February 26, 2023

The moment I read the title I knew we were in for multiple Murph freak-outs. I was not disappointed.

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Abdelmelek · February 26, 2023

Made me laugh out loud during church oops. M&M/10

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Jack Jones · February 26, 2023

I love the bit of them gaslighting Murph that M&Emily got it right everytime no matter how off the mark it was hahaha

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The Wizard Skoolie · February 26, 2023

The m&ms should've been rated A-J

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Lilybet Gates · February 26, 2023

I live for the tiny Cosmere references that they drop

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Nick Neverman · February 26, 2023

I used to work for Hershey selling chocolate so I sadly find this whole thing to be blasphemy😂

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Nick S · February 26, 2023

Toffee are the best. Need a retest so we can get the peanut in there too. An unforgivable oversight, Jake

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Abby Snyder · February 26, 2023

No Crispy M&Ms?? Those are so good

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Nesve Fowl · February 26, 2023

This did make me buy some m&m’s and I forgot how good they were.

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Lorelei and Kyra Newly Weds · February 26, 2023

For next months mixed bag, if you guys wanted to continue the food flavor phad you could always order a bunch of variety flavors of Kit Kat from Japan or where ever you may find them locally. They have some bangin flavors, even green tea matcha I believe.

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Jess · February 26, 2023

I am very excited for this. I hope there is justice for my pretzel ones!

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Professor Pratt · February 26, 2023

Manga’s callback!!!!!

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Professor Pratt · February 26, 2023

What? No palette cleanser?

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Professor Pratt · February 26, 2023

Goddammit, I pay $10 a month, specifically for the mixed-bag and I DON’T get peanut m&m’s? Just kidding…did you find coconut?

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Vonvonvon · February 26, 2023

Dude Threedom did this already

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Grimma Lynx · February 26, 2023

Every time they do something like this, it always goes off the rails and its usually emily that is the derailer. And yet murph is still suprised by it every time. Love these dorks

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H-Train · February 26, 2023

listening this after i got a haircut on saturday… is this what m&m’s is?

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Chloë Manthorne · February 26, 2023

emily eating a peanut butter m&m like it’s a butterfinger bb

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jackalope503 · February 26, 2023

The rabbit trails that Emily’s senses go on are so fascinating it almost makes me forget that Jake neglected to get peanut m&m’s

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Jordan Dominguez · February 26, 2023

My misophonia is going crazy, but the show is absolutely amazing

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Carly G. · February 26, 2023

Right? I was worried I would have to skip this one but it's worth it for the M&M madness.

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Kimmett · February 26, 2023

M&Mily is truly psychic. I can't believe she got every color right.

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Clever Innuendo · February 26, 2023

I can't wait for the Short Rest of this.

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Elizabeth Lees · March 14, 2023

They don’t usually do short rests for Mixed Bag.

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Connor · February 26, 2023

Mini m&ms are the caviar of candy

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Seth · February 26, 2023

Emily being an absolute agent of chaos

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Graham De Groft · February 26, 2023

Pretzel M&M’s seek vengeance

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · February 26, 2023

Wow. Disappointed in everyone except Em&Em! As a pretzel purist, this is heresy! And isn’t there a freakin caramel M&M? Hurwitz?

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jsteeze · February 26, 2023

Thank you for this 💯

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Adam Gomez · February 26, 2023

All the peanut m&m were taken by Lou Wilson you know he’s gotta have that funny little guy

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Canid Duality · February 26, 2023

The new Mr Peanut would do this.

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EggBilly · February 26, 2023

Buying M&Ms on Jake time.

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Declane Gilhooley · February 26, 2023

Hey Jake I was as the dollar store, want me to get you some peanut M&MS?

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Smiththebat · February 26, 2023

Upon hearing the selection (and not listening to the whole episode) I can’t believe you don’t have the insanely underrated Crispy M&Ms.

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tony boccia · February 26, 2023

When I read this I thought they were just going to be ranking the different color M&Ms in the basic bag

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Driftwood747 · February 26, 2023

I still would have listened, and Murph would have still been gaslit

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Mrwright95 · February 26, 2023

This is the only podcast that can ever get me excited about m&M's

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Annie the Feywild therapist · February 26, 2023

Agree with Caldwell - dark chocolate is the superior flavor

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Connor Dub · February 26, 2023

How do you "not find" the yellow bag jake?

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · February 26, 2023

Assuming Em didn’t need a spit cup for this one

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Dani D · February 26, 2023

Dice Christ forgive me, but I would have at most done a piss poor job at pretending to taste the peanut m&m.

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Veronica · February 26, 2023

Perfect thing to listen to on the way to the Sydney show!

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THEJordonBrown · February 26, 2023

Time to roast Jake in the comments

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Annie the Feywild therapist · February 26, 2023

Oh I've been WAITING for this one

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Simp4EmilyAxford · February 26, 2023

Peanut m&ms are OP

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Connor Dub · February 26, 2023

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