Short Rest: Trinyvale X Bahumia Mini-Arc - Ep. 03

Murph getting so serious about getting teeth in the mail is so fucking good

I also had my wisdoms removed without going under (just local anasthetic), but they did give me my teeth. Emily's friend was absolutely wronged.(Also it's not weird, Jake, I just wanted them for perpetuity's sake!)

Rusty Quill Gaming by the Magnus Archives team was I think one of the first D&D podcasts - started only a few months after Critical Role - and is incredibly funny. Definitely recommend giving it a listen to anyone who likes a bit of steampunk fantasy fun.

I had a bunch of teeth removed as kid because of overcrowding and they gave them to my mum who just put them in a drawer. For years there were loose teeth in the drawer of an antique bookshelf in our living room. Never really occurred to me before how deeply cursed that was.

"We bring the Teethies, you supply the crunch!" Bonus round: Roman legionary themed mascot called Al Dente.

Re: hot boy summer finale mention about halfway through, this made me wonder if a race around the world would be a cool campaign. Like that big 00s/2010s the amazing race reality show. Or there was a uk reality show where you try to disappear while you’re tracked by various professionals. Because you’d have to take short rests, it’d involve run speed, you’d have obstacles like water and difficult terrain and enemies and wild creatures and stuff. And you’d have to go through enemy territory and stuff, while either racing others to a final point, or outrunning/escaping/disappearing from someone or something.

Dude re listening to all of this arc before the strahd campaign drops is WILD. I forgot how much this entire idea was seeded in the past couple one shots fr

Here getting hyped for the triplets vs strahd

I like the vampyr idea would be fun

Here for my (apparently) every 2 month campaign request of the triplets being hit by the great deleveling in eldermourne with jabari, maybe at the height of hexblood enemies. Maybe do it for the 5 year anniversary of Eldermourne. begging. I know Lou is busy. But please Lou, you'll never read this, i would love nothing more than for jabari to react to the triplets. They would be besties bc they have similar insane energy until someone says something and causes some pvp. Idk. this would be so good. :')

i once again return to whisper into the abyss about the triplets in eldermourne and encountering Jabari where he's like "what the fuck are you" and he eventually falls in love with them because they're equally insane in a similar vein

Imagining the great delevelling happening to the triplets in Eldermourne and maybe a return of Jabari 👀

Y'all joke about dragon genitalia and masochistic goat men keeping people from recommending the show but those are nothing compared to this ep... I had such a viscerally disgusted reaction and yet I kept listening and laughing 😆

I will never tire of Emily getting so deflated when the flintstones come up

This is truly the most cursed episode of the entire pod. I love it!

"Give me back my Teethies!"™

Scraping teeth on brick is truly the most horrific and hilarious description I think I’d ever heard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why on the teeth, nooooooo

We the people really do need duncle Caldwell to run a whole mini campaign of curse of Strahd !! The Vancouver show was great and I know that the triplets will absolutely run amuck given more than one episode and it’s only right we all get to experience that🧛🏻‍♂️🧛🏻🧛🏾‍♀️

I relistened to this episode again. And I have a pitch for the next triplets arc. After fleeing Nerf and getting the heck out of Moonstone, the JetBlue plane crashlands in Shadowfell. Basically, it’s a chance to replay the Grimhawk arc with the triplets – maybe even bring back Brennan as Deadeye to show what could’ve happened if the boobs didn’t convince deadeye to see the light. The triplets and deadeye would definitely agree to help the vampires and take on the revenants and maybe the Dust Mother herself…

Everybody leave Emily the fuck alone! It's probably not patreon comments

I am a full-on adult woman who works in finance, and I wear makeup to work because it gives me +1 to charisma. I was using liquid eyeliner as everyone started talking about mercury and had to fully stop because I was laughing so hard.

I'd love to see you guys take on the official campaigns/one shots. Not even just using the established characters but like a 10-15 Mini Arc like the Hexbuds but rather than tying it in it's just... "Hey here's the crew or part of the crew doing Horde of the Dragon Queen"

I got my wisdom teeth taken out without anesthesia and they let me keep mine

Curse of Strahd Triplets is an amazing idea

I'm getting my wisdom teeth removed soon and I promise not to send them to the PO box

This extensive talk about eating teeth made my gums ache

Honestly I’m just here for the teeth talk

CALDWELL!!!! I CANT BELIEVE YOU LISTEN TO THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES!

NADDPOD's product and movie pitches are like a golden NHL player's tooth of my podcast feed

PLEASE a triplets in curse of Strahd sounds incredible

This was a first time. Where I got activity uncomfortable durring a short rest. Like this was a personal conversation which y’a know. We didn’t need to be a part of. And yes it was funny. It was very funny. But I was just thinking. Hmmm. They have been talking about eating teeth for 20 minutes now. I shouldn’t be listening to this.

In which live show do the triplets meet Strahd?

Omg Caldwell is listening to The magus archives the man is in for a Fun Ride

I would kill for a Triplets in Curse of Strahd

Sooo excited that Caldwell listens to the magnus archives! Tied for my favorite podcast of all time alongside naddpod

i have my wisdom teeth i want to send them to you now

My surgeon gave me the teeth in a manilla envelope like a goddamned CIA operative and all that was left was a bunch of shrapnel that I can only assume was the result of a controlled demolition blast.

Will you guys be speedrunning the rest of the og campaign with NERF hunting the triplets. Lol imagine them meeting the all seeing god and getting yeeted off a tower Beverly style.

san jose sharks are the perfect team bc they're marketing is so chaotic. watch their Christmas specials.

I tuned out for about 5 minutes during the teeth bit and it felt exactly as disorienting as falling asleep and waking up 5 episodes later

They went off on the tooth cereal bit for a loooooong time, even by usual short rest standards, and I loved every minute

THE PAIN i felt when Emily mentioned that she only takes items after someone else takes something. Wish the misogynists in the fan base would gtfo. #LeaveEmilyAlone2k23

Absolutely Nick Deslauriers from the Flyers!

Damn auto correct meth-teethies

Meth teerhied

Did you know Rusty Towers Aka producers of the Magnus Archive started with an actual play podcast? Johnathan Sims and his wife write TTRPGS! Would love to see a collab though I can only imagine how personalities would mesh

As someone who has had a huge filling fall out of their molar and then crunched on it real hard, Emily's teeth talk is finally healing me from the trauma. Normalize chewing on a tooth!

The wolves/wild dogs quote is from a side quest in the Witcher 3 game. A hunter says that to Geralt.

Normally I love everything Emily says but today I think I've discovered a teeth phobia

While you’re in Australia you can absolutely get teeth gummys Go to any supermarket and buy Allen’s-mad about teeth

I told my chihuahua she can eat me if I die

im begging you to do strahd with the triplets, trinyvale is so so fun

I really hope Caldwell talks about The Magnus Archives more!! That podcast goes from 0-100 real quick and I love hearing people’s reactions to it

Omg I love Magnus Caldwell really consumes so much varied media 😆

On Murph wanting to make the Teeth Gummies rather than Marshmallows, Gummy Teeth Candy does exist (definitely in Ireland and the UK, maybe elsewhere too). https://www.aquarterof.co.uk/image/cache/700x500/data/products/jelly-mini-teeth.jpg

Love to hear caldwell is a magnus archives fan, two favorite podcasts crossover!

I have an envelope filled with my baby teeth that my mom lovingly handed down to me one day, and I have no idea what to do with them. Well, *had* no idea… Also, I was listening to Magnus Archives before this episode and stopped for the short rest, so having Caldwell drop them in was surreal. The Web is at work

I've also recently gotten into The Magnus Archives! I'm not usually a horror fan so idk what drugs they put into that podcast but it's fantastic

Please please do another long term trinyvale game. I just want tonsee the triplets defile so many other settings

Real Mixed Bag energy on this Short Rest 🤣 I am one of those psychopaths who would've wanted to keep my extracted wisdom teeth. Unfortunately I was knocked out cold, and was SO crabby when I woke up.

Missing tooth story, I lost one of my front teeth performing at Busch gardens Williamsburg. I had a act on a yoga ball were I would bounce off of my chest on the ball. One Day the technician who inflated the ball inflated it too much...It burst.... I landed on my face. I am on a lavalier microphone, being an improviser I tried to cover with the tragic line "that is my show I'm sorry if I traumatized you too much" and then I went to the emergency room... Showbiz is glamorous.

They spend 15 mins talking about teeth and I'm done for it. I can spend a whole episode just listing to them talk about their product ideas.

Things Emily doesn't know about: Austin Powers. Things Emily knows a serious amount about: penetration and security testing.

Absolutely unhinged. 💯 🤣🦷🤣🦷 🎶 "Teethys! They're magically suspicious!"

listen. guys. partnering teethies with the nhl could work. brent burns did a whole kit kat chunky commercial around his missing teeth.

"Rolling with the teethy-"

My only thorn is that the triplets didn't get to kick pre-godhood Thiala's teeth in to secure the timeline's safety, that would have been funny 🤣

It all comes back to the Flintstones 😂

Fully gagged while driving past the General Mills building in Minnesota.

The Triplets need to take Eldermourne next! Loved this series

Why does Emily hate the flintstones so much?

Metal (amalgam) fillings do not have mercury in them, beyond the most trace amounts. There's more mercury in a single can of tuna. They are also stronger than composite (white) fillings, which is why some dentists will use them in stress bearing surfaces, even when composite fillings are covered by insurance. Calling them mercury fillings is a practice that strip mall dentists like Aspen Dental started, so they could convince people to pay out of pocket for the composite fillings at full price, rather than getting their insurance negotiated rates for amalgam fillings. Thank you attending my TOOTHtalk.

Y'all should check out the YouTube video titled "Steal everything, kill everyone, and cause total financial ruin". It's basically a Ted talk by a penetration tester

Can we get a tortle tank but shit like this instead of dnd stuff

I think thou doth protest too much Mr. Murphy. Expect my teeth posthaste, you need not say more 😉

Idk guys, sounds like you want us to send you our teeth

This is 💯 the weirdest fucking short rest I can remember 🤣🤣🤣 Love it! You all are such psychos. This is why I give you my monies.

cant wait to see the shark tank episode for your teeth plan! 😁

From the folks who brought you Baguetteabees, now introducing Teethies. Now with a chance to win real teeth from real people

I definitely got to keep my wisdom teeth but they said they had to clean them for me first and a few months after having them at home they just disintegrated

My mom definitely has an old pill bottle with my teeth in it from when I had to get a bunch surgically removed. I hope it’s been thrown out by now

Shoutout to The Magnus Archives!

My friend literally just got her wisdom teeth removed and she pestered them like every week leading up to her surgery to make sure they give her her teeth back. She was allowed to keep them 😂

Teeth are really hard to find when knocked out during a hockey game. They're more likely to be run over by the zamboni and kind of just disappear.

Gods help anyone with dentophobia 🤣

Listen you could get Melissa McCarthy, but you'd be missing out on the opportunity to have The Rock Duane Johnson return to his career making role as an ice hockey playing Tooth Fairy.

Calwelld should run Dragon Heist, Curse of Strahd, and Tomb of Annihilation Runs with the triplets

... was this a DnD recap?

I love how every episode is 40% talking about the episode and 60% discusing eating teeth or some other new brand idea or a random series

I love when they poke fun at all the sexist listeners getting mad at emily, I'm always so caught off guard by people talking negatively about all the things i enjoy the most about her play style

Olaf dies in Trinyvale 2

Please do this again but with different arcs. Or the other campaigns. Caldwell has become such an AMAZING DM. Always enjoy Trinyvale and it's special spice