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December 23, 2022

Hogliday Hearthside Part II: Topo Chico Behavior

Throw another log on the fire, because the 2 Crew is STILL answering your questions! Pull up a chair and join us for another round of Hearthside Chats! 

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Cooper Erikson · October 17, 2025

Killian Murphy for Glen?

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Cooper Erikson · October 17, 2025

My birthday is exactly a week before Halloween and I've always found it to be a great holiday to share my birthday with. It's a fun party holiday that adds a vibe to my birthday and isn't a holiday centered around gifts so I don't feel like it takes anything away from my day.

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Cooper Erikson · October 17, 2025

22:25 WHAT WAS THAT MURPH? DON'T HAVE YOU KNOW WHO DIE UNCEREMONIOUSLY OFF SCREEN???????????

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Cooper Erikson · October 17, 2025

I have a good friend that I met in the last 15 years. One time I was telling him a story about some shinanagins at a birthday sleepover in elementary school and half way through the story he stops me and goes "wait... I was at that sleepover!" Turns out we had met briefly through a mutual friend in elementary. school

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The No. 2 Show · October 6, 2025

Here in 2025, I think Glen Powell could play a great Glenn.

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Hamster Nipples · May 20, 2025

Codwels daught has the same birthday of my mother Dec 20th

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Bailey Turner · May 6, 2025

if anyone is here in 2025 looking for a white elephant idea that’s a mix of funny and practical, i always go with a themed/punny cocktail recipe book… look up “tequila mockingbird” !

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Alexis · March 20, 2025

Not exactly secret santa or white elephant, but I just remembered something petty I did in elementary. Our class had a gift exchange where each kid bought a gift for a classmate of the same gender. The presents would be put under a small tree, labeled with girl/ boy, and we would get to pick out a random one. I overheard the girl that bullied me telling her friend which one to pick. I ended up going before her and picked the present, which was a Barbie Princess and the Pauper board game

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EllCee · March 30, 2024

I immediately thought Sam Rockwell in Charlie’s Angels when the Glen casting question came up, so I am absolutely on board with Emily here. The heel turn energy is perfect 🥵 (I also agree with previous posters that Tom Hiddleston could do it, and has the look.)

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Brianna M · July 5, 2023

After that Holiday characters in D&D question, I can't wait to stat out Dolly for Sue (Rudolph).

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sarah may · June 29, 2023

a hard relisten about cob

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Gregg Hanano · June 24, 2023

Not sure if someone's mentioned this but the name I'll throw in for glen is Oscar Issac!

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David Guerrero · April 18, 2023

Y'all were never gonna get to this guy, and that's fine, but Glen Powell would be a great Glen, not just cause of the name. I hope someone backs me up, he was the jerk in the new Top Gun movie

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Nick · March 28, 2023

I thought Gyllenhall or Skarsgard too

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OvrCaffWarlock · January 8, 2023

Mentally, prepared to be reminded of snowbird from this episode. Thank you, Caldwel.

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CDs nutz · January 7, 2023

YES Sam Rockwell is so underrated and could totally embody glenn

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Tim · January 3, 2023

The best white elephant gift I ever got was a mint, in package, Jek Porkins action figure.

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Tim · January 3, 2023

I love the question about what holiday character would you play as a DnD character. My first thought is just a tree ent, for Arbor Day. Also, done a lot of thinking about this: Jack Skellington would be a one of the undead races (obvi), noble background, Death Domain Cleric.

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Yuncle Ben · December 30, 2022

Y’all gotta tell us what emily ended up getting for the white elephant!

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thaesimir · December 29, 2022

No one's said Adam Driver for Glenn yet?

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Casey Blackwaters · March 17, 2023

I was yelling it at my phone 🤣

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tyalaman · December 28, 2022

Yes let's have Sawyer from LOST as Glen! That's inspired and now I can totally see it. Although he was more rogue with a heart and passionate seething bad boy on that show. And Glen has more distant seductive manipulator vibe which I'm curious how he'd play. But still love that casting.

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Jeroen Willemse · December 28, 2022

Since Glen's crick name was revealed to be Sawyer, I've been picturing Josh Holloway (aka Sawyer from Lost) this entire time. So that's my nomination.

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Timothy Sloan · December 28, 2022

100% agree with emily on the guy from Charlie's Angels as Glen

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Noah James Perito · December 28, 2022

Tom Hiddleston maybe for Glen?

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Sigmund G · December 28, 2022

I’m gonna say it Austin Kutcher or as Glen

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Rebecca Koester · December 27, 2022

Austin Butler for Glen.

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Maygan · December 27, 2022

LOVING Emily’s ‘crew’

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qbull · December 27, 2022

love how the most respect geoff has ever received at the headgum office was his co-workers fighting over socks with his face on them

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sasha · December 27, 2022

not me screeching cilian murphy at the who would play glen part

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Maygan · December 27, 2022

Loving “hun, what year did we get married?” “idon’twannatalkaboutit”

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Daniel Sturgeon · December 27, 2022

Probably already been posted, but a lot of people shared her view on Rockwell https://junkee.com/sam-rockwell-charlies-angels/227891

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Garga Lenoir · December 26, 2022

The White Elephant story reminded me of the wonderful Kovert Krampus video (starring Emily, Murph and Caldwel!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQIQCDND9ZE

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AJ Carreau · December 26, 2022

Tom Hiddleston is my vote for Glen.

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Justin Sun · December 26, 2022

I think Michael Fassbender would be a sick Glen.

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Andrew Aziz · December 26, 2022

All of the Hades references is really making my heart happy 😊

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Divergent Hedgehog · December 26, 2022

Cole Sprouse could play Glen well!

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Blume · December 25, 2022

Any chance the Crew is coming to New England in the future? I'm talking north of Boston!

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Jesse De La Rosa · December 25, 2022

Pierce Brosnan as Glen.

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Keelan Russell · December 25, 2022

fuck it let’s go to 200 episodes, level 20 campaign cmon guys

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austinoxner · December 25, 2022

TIL my son and Caldwell's daughter have the same birthday.

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Courtney F. · December 25, 2022

I'm pretty sure Murph and I had the same childhood 😂 Happy Hoglidays all!!

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Crits · December 25, 2022

I think the obvious gift here is an embroidered towel that says "Emily sucks"

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Pagos, Self-Proclaimed Fae King, Now with Real Musical Improv Action · December 24, 2022

Lil homies. My lil Latin heart is jumping with joy.

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Professor Pratt · December 24, 2022

Thank you for my Xmas Eve movie list. I always watch Polar Express and broadcast showing of Its a Wonderful Life. I’m now watching Muppet Christmas Carol, to be followed by Nightmare Before Christmas. Happy Hoglidays to all a a Merry New Year to all!!!

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Claire After All · December 24, 2022

It was today that I learned I am not alone in the Charlie’s angels Sam Rockwell “awakening moment”

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Andy Thompson · December 24, 2022

Speaking of the Rankin-Bass stop motion Rudolph, I made these PC races for Christmas last year: https://static1.squarespace.com/static/510051b3e4b00edb4d5659c8/t/61c2727519fad300d5a8a582/1640133240614/xmas-races.pdf

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Caitlin Sales · December 24, 2022

I work at Supergiant (for real!) and Zag and Meg would LOVE to attend your holiday party lmao. It made me so happy to hear Emily just be like 'oh Zagreus.' <3

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Erin · December 24, 2022

I think Aaron Taylor Johnson’s could play Glen

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thedragonllama · December 24, 2022

SO happy my Q got picked and I got a quick Murph Raz lol Merry Krampus!

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Kevin but keviner · December 24, 2022

Calder is frosty the snowman. Cursed hat. Magic ice dude

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Shy-senpai · December 24, 2022

Adam Driver should play Glenn.

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Sigmund G · December 28, 2022

Thought the same but the voice doesn’t quite match. Murph hammed him up with Osmodious

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Charles · December 24, 2022

So I did actually pose the question if Die Hard was a Christmas movie or not in the hearthside thread… need to go find my Dunder Mifflin shirt I guess

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Noah Crozier · December 24, 2022

I always picture elven Glenn Howerton from Always Sunny whenever Glen shows up in C3

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Grimmie · December 24, 2022

Em, I see you Sam Rockwell in Charlie's Angels and raise you Sam Rockwell in Mr. Right

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Nora nora · December 24, 2022

Truly some insane casting choices for Glenn here I'd love to see that casting reel

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The Seasonal Goblin · December 24, 2022

ROCKWELL YESSSSSSSSSS

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Adam Gomez · December 24, 2022

I know they always remind us that they are “old” but them referencing teach me how to dougie made me cringe so bad lol. It was giving math teacher trying to rap about pemdas for class vibes. Love it tho

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Adam Gomez · December 24, 2022

But Murph doing the clone high jfk voice more than makes up for it

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Ethan Caleb · December 23, 2022

That movie slaps

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Ethan Caleb · December 23, 2022

Thank you for the Charlie Angels shout out

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Emmie · December 23, 2022

I need to know if Emily has watched Die Hard yet

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Not Another D&D Podcast · January 6, 2023

I forgot again this year : ( -Emily

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Ellen · December 23, 2022

a) Sam Rockwell's heel turn in Charlie's Angels is, in fact, one of the hottest things ever. b) I'm laid up post-emergency-root-canal (which ya'll helped distract me from in the moment) in the blustery super-cold of Michigan, and two Hearthside chats were just the right medicine (along with antibiotics and ibuprofen) <3

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Evan Cordero · December 23, 2022

I would say Austin Butler as Glen

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · December 23, 2022

Maybe Pratt as Glen? Ryan Reynolds’s? Keanu!!!

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Matty H · December 23, 2022

I was thinking Keanu or maybe Adam Driver

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Brogan · December 23, 2022

Listening to the snowed in stories while i watch the snow pile higher and higher into my driveway kinda makes me less mad about it

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tyler hill · December 23, 2022

Ethan hawke would be a good glen

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · December 23, 2022

Em, how did your holiday party go?

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Austin Gumbiner · December 23, 2022

Adam Driver for Glen!

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ananarama · December 23, 2022

What about Chris Evans from Knives Out as Glen?

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jbyrd · December 23, 2022

James macelvoy (spelling?) Could Glen it up

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Declan Konesky · December 23, 2022

In Minneapolis currently and am disappointed by the blizzard we were supposed to have. Flights cancelled but it's just cold. 7 inches big whoop! Too cold for a snowball fight though

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Calvin Mar · December 23, 2022

Tom Hiddleston would be an excellent Glen

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Z Carthy · December 23, 2022

I could Joseph Gordon Levitt being a very sleek Glen. Thanks for answering my question!

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Ben Beckwith · December 23, 2022

Rockwell is a perfect pull. Merry crittermas one and all and god bless tiny tails

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Conner Christensen · December 23, 2022

Olaf dies in frozen two

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erug · December 23, 2022

I'm sooo sorry but some sparkling waters have PFAS and topo chico has the highest

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Michelle Muzny · December 23, 2022

I’ve never commented here before but I need Murph to know that I’m a 33 year old accountant lady with a film degree who does not wear Dunder Mifflin shirts and Die Hard is bad and not a Christmas film

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Michelle Muzny · December 23, 2022

It is structurally sound but does good structure a building make

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Kelley · December 23, 2022

It's reassuring somehow to hear that Emily's loathing for the Peanuts Christmas special is as strong as ever.

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Xavier · December 23, 2022

Cillian Murphy as Glen for sure.

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · December 23, 2022

I can see Pitt as Glen.

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The Wizard Skoolie · December 23, 2022

So we all know the hogliday +1 party is hosted by Jan and Troy, right?

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · December 23, 2022

I was watching Travis play Fortnite the other night

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Abi · December 23, 2022

I would leave behind JFK for Megaera no question

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Joshua Fletcher · December 23, 2022

Y’all know it’s like 2am and we’re all mostly drunk, right?

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K · December 23, 2022

Wowowowow

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kimbo ★彡 · December 23, 2022

santa wiki wander, let's go!