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December 23, 2022

Hearthside Chat Q&A: Home for the Hoglidays

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Speedy Greetings, everyone! To celebrate the Hoglidays, the 2 Crew gathers by the fire to answer your burning questions about Campaign 3 AS WELL AS a bunch of vaguely seasonal questions about winter traditions, the Holidays and more. We also (predictably) get way too deep into Reindeer Lore. Merry Hogsmas and a Happy Sonikkah to all!

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Hipster · September 17, 2025

“Is Rudolph fanfiction!?” -Murph

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Gerardo Flores · August 15, 2024

Im only 37? LOL

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vamanda · January 5, 2023

hallowmayne but make it naddpod

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Whitney Weltz · January 4, 2023

Wait, why is the hot frog joke dropped???

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Benjamin Korynta · November 9, 2025

Right i feel like they pretty much make that jone till the end of the campaign

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Tim · January 3, 2023

I co-sponsor a club at the high school I work at called the Unity Club, which is basically a club for our LGBTQ+ folk, and we had a holiday movie night during break and the kids voted to watch The Nightmare Before Christmas, which I hadn’t seen for like 15 years. Despite having some questions about the government of Halloween Town, it was a great re-watch.

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Mae B · January 1, 2023

Caldwell I understand you. There's a video of a 6 year old me going insane over getting a math book for Christmas and immediately ignoring all of my toys I had gotten to do math and my family never let me live it down.

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Yusuf Qureshi · December 30, 2022

Appreciate you picking my question Jake!!! Also noticed that you learned from last and didn't try and say my surname 😂😂 I can send you a voice mail on how to pronounce it 😂❤️

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Henry Beissel · December 30, 2022

All the switched season holidays are literally just what they are like in Australia

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Bat-Fran · December 29, 2022

Soooo..... It's not widely celebrated, but there is a holiday/festival in spring that involves costumes! In my village it was the goose fair but it's essential the maypole festival and all the children dress up, and Morris dances are their... It's a fertility festival that got stomped on by the church. Areas with Celtic roots still usually have something like it though!

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1Lonelybaguette · December 28, 2022

For casters that prepare spells daily, I like to prep a couple of lists. Currently playing an artificer, and I've got a battle list and a support list, depending on the day I think we're heading to. I'll take a quick skim through the rest of my options after a long rest too, just in case

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Erik · December 30, 2022

This is so smart!! How’d I never think of this, totally stealing for my PC 😌

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CW · December 27, 2022

It is absolutely donder. Donder - thunder, blizten - lightning.

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Smiththebat · December 25, 2022

The Donder Redemption made me so happy for Emily. The thought that they wouldn’t google it made me sad…

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Holly Lagasse · December 24, 2022

When he was 13 and our first Thanksgiving without the ex, my son said to me, "if we're supposed to be thankful for our meal, it needs to be pizza". So our now 10 year old family tradition is pizza for Thanksgiving. Not surprisingly, we have a lot of friends who want to come spend the day with us.

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Britt Hobson · December 24, 2022

I don’t agree with the barbarian/ eldritch knight multi class. The fun of eldritch knight is having access to spells like shield and absorb elements to enhance your defenses. You can’t cast spells and rage.

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Yusuf Qureshi · December 30, 2022

Sometimes just having that resistance to damage is a life saver! Especially if you're the tank of the party

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Reina Kim · December 24, 2022

Merry Christmas and Happiest Hoglidays all ye Naddpoles 🎄🌠💙

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Miko · December 24, 2022

Love how Caldwell made Porfmas (feastmas) canon

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Ted Orbach · December 24, 2022

Halloween in spring is basically the Jewish holiday Purim

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Dan · December 24, 2022

Also how did no one say hotdoglidays!?!?

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zak · December 24, 2022

I know right, clearly that holiday should be called the Hedgehotdoglidays!

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Dan · December 24, 2022

There are thousands, if not MILLIONS of real humans in the muppet Christmas carol. How DARE you! They get paid in muppet money! HOW DARE YOU!

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Paul Kim · December 24, 2022

The hot dog week could be called GlizzMas

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Xander M · December 24, 2022

I always love muppet talk, a whole muppet mixed bag episode would be awesome

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JME · December 23, 2022

I'm so excited to see Jake play a Battle Master. Every DnD player has to play one at least once.

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Noah Jay · December 23, 2022

YouTube the video of eating at every rainforest cafe...I can't recall the guys who did it but they ate at every single one left. And the worst gift I ever got, hands down, was a "secret Santa" type exchange we did in Hebrew school at age 12. Kid got my name and he got me a dollar store yo-yo "wrapped" by putting it into a plastic produce bag. I was so devastated after buying a really cute gift set for another classmate...I expected others to care about it too.

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Guilherme Farias · December 24, 2022

His name is Eddy Burback. great video lol 10/10

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Pagos, Self-Proclaimed Fae King, Now with Real Musical Improv Action · December 23, 2022

So, the Mountain Dew eggnog is a affront to Mountain Dew. And I love my local rain forest cafe. My fiancé and I feel like we single handed my keep them in business sometimes.

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Pagos, Self-Proclaimed Fae King, Now with Real Musical Improv Action · December 23, 2022

I want to give my take that NBC is a thanksgiving film as it takes place a majority of the time in November. Realistically it takes place only one day in October. 25 days in December. But 30 days in November

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Emmie · December 23, 2022

With the theatre kid hand squeezes and the alter egoes and the deceptions I always thought of Callie as being like an improv drama kid actor bard

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Justin Medrano · December 23, 2022

It is supposed to be Donder but everyone says Donner. It’s Donder and Blitzen, Thunder and Lightning

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Bransy330 · December 23, 2022

Ran to the comments to write this but you beat me to it. Justice for Emily!

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Alex Widdison · December 23, 2022

If you're looking for a good Hogliday movie check out Klaus on Netflix. Great animation and an instant classic!

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Professor Pratt · December 23, 2022

Not for nothing, but if you’re listening with your dmg and praying for a question about playing the game you need to listen to ep 1 campaign 1. Two words: dragon penis. It was at that moment that I truly learned how to play DND.

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Anthony Abreu · December 23, 2022

I truly let out such a huge laugh of relief when Emily finally called out they were describing fourth of July

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Julie V Eckert · December 23, 2022

I propose the summer hotdog holiday be called the hotdoglidays

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Cass DeMarco · December 23, 2022

Does my name show up as Cassa? Lol I gotta fix that I was happy to hear my question read!

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Nathaniel Bowe · December 23, 2022

Per usual Caldwell is wrong with is wordplay. It is Donder

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Declan Konesky · December 23, 2022

Jack's true calling! 👏

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Ayn Like Ryan · December 23, 2022

On the topic of Emily's Serpentine Smites; every time I hear that phrase I think of the earth, wind, and fire song "serpentine fire"

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Justin Mitchell · December 23, 2022

Late spring 2nd Halloween: 1st Friday of June. It's nice out and it's ALWAYS a Friday night. Since it's not Autumn, the theme isn't spooky/death, but fae/tricksy & growth.

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Sunshine · December 23, 2022

Emily: I’ve moved to a (rather Catholic part of Germany) and while they don’t do much for Halloween, they have Fasching in late February and kids dress up sometimes for the full week. It’s the German version of Carnevale, but it’s kind of like a Halloween sans Spooky sponsored by the church

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Pacing and Muttering · December 23, 2022

That is a... distressing name for a celebration in that particular country.

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Irvin de la Rosa · December 23, 2022

Truly shocked that Tennessee Tanner didn't know Chet Atkins.

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Professor Pratt · December 23, 2022

Right?! It’s almost like, “did you know there were two singers named Elvis?”

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Peter · December 23, 2022

Barbarian with a candy cane? someone hasn't watched this seasons 'Violent night" holiday block buster.

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · December 23, 2022

A reindeer tie-in: Richard “Donner” directed Diehard Happy freakin Hoglidays!!!

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marjuice · December 23, 2022

in case anyone cares the Hard Rock Cafe actually started in London (arguably the Nashville of Europe) 🇬🇧🎸

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Professor Pratt · December 23, 2022

In 1989, I thought I was all cool because I had a Hard Rock Cafe shirt from San Francisco. Then they opened one in my hometown of Boston and I was like, “well that’s no longer cool.”

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華偉 曾 · December 23, 2022

I personally thought runecrafter wizard(UA) could be a great combination with Calder

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Evan Kreutzweiser · December 23, 2022

Murph, Emily, Jack, and Cadwell: complains about Thanksgiving being to close to Christmas Me: *laughs in Canadian

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Professor Pratt · December 23, 2022

I need to know what that sounds like. I imagine it’s a combination of soory and eh. Huge fan of Canada! Rush is my favorite band of all time and Ive even been to Ottawa!!

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Bogtu's Boggy Brews Coming Soon To a Bog Near You! · December 23, 2022

HAPPY HOGLIDAY'S!!!!!!

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austinoxner · December 23, 2022

Happy Hoglidays Everyone

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Leila Elliott · December 23, 2022

Oh no, I'm not all caught up on C3 so I can't listen. 😭 I need to get on it. Happy Hoglidays, everyone!

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Professor Pratt · December 23, 2022

If you listened, you’re fine. Spoiler alert: Calliope and Glen hookup. Just kidding. Happy Hoglidays!!

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kimbo ★彡 · December 23, 2022

happiest hoglidays y'all!! hope they king k-rool 💕

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The Seasonal Goblin · December 23, 2022

Happy hoglidays!

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Driftwood747 · December 23, 2022

breaking out the egghog and rum for this one, happy hoglidays! Edit: gave a standing ovation

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emilythecoffeewench · December 23, 2022

Happy Hoglidays! May your hedgehogs be blue and speedy

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Liam Jenkins · December 23, 2022

Happy hoglidays!

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Kate Oldham · December 23, 2022

Sonikkah yall are KILLIN me 😭

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Annie the Feywild therapist · December 23, 2022

Happy hoglidays!! And a merry Critsmas to all 🥰❤️

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Declane Gilhooley · December 23, 2022

Fantastic!!!

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LowlyWorm · December 23, 2022

happy hoglidays y’all!