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November 18, 2022

C3 Ep. 24: Serpent Knight (The Dragon Elf Chronicles)

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Duck Team faces the trial of the Serpent Queen! Callie does a little nose hair trimming, Sol reveals yet another alter ego, and Calder is forced to improvise. Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.

Music/Sound Effects Include:

"Cracking Oak Tree" by klankbeeld at Freesound.org.

"Sunday Acid Jam" by Georgeke at Freesound.org.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Crash Landing" by Emily Axford.

"A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford.

"Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford.

"Queen Cirilla" by Emily Axford.

"All I Need is One Thread to Spin a Web" by Emily Axford.

"Hospitably Hostile" by Emily Axford.

"A Haven Away From Home" by Emily Axford.

"Forsaken" by Emily Axford.

Comments (56)

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Gazmain · December 22, 2025

I'm crying laughing about Sol breaking his hand on the dragons scales😂😭😂. So funny 🤣

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Linnea Fahnestock · October 27, 2025

My spouse is listening through C1 while I’m on C3. Amazingly he just happened to be listening to the Tarrasque fight earlier today! So the Cooter Berry boy and saving Bev juxtaposed by Sol comforting Ol’ Cooter was absolutely devastating.

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Scott Spears · September 18, 2025

Jake’s decision that Calder can’t improvise without even rolling poorly made me look a maniac laughing on my walk around the neighborhood

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Cody Zimmer · August 8, 2025

Emily asking Honeysuckle which Paladin subclass she should go for was so good.

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Bryce Peterson · January 12, 2025

All of them are consistently great at foley, but Caldwell’s scream when Sol broke his finger was perfection.

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Austin Wiggin · December 18, 2024

Gotta hand it to Murph, I couldn't see how the hell the Blue dragons would be coming for the Crick after the party's shenanigans in the caldera. But it was genius. He put the traitors deep in the shit, and gave them the exit they needed with the crick. With the traitors and the crick all in one spot, Glen has forced the blues to come to the front door. And the crick can't commit it's forces to one side over the other. Their only other play would be to parley with the blues and hand over the traitors, something not in the cracks nature. Bravo sir!

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Lana Kole · September 28, 2024

Sol was so fast with that guidance when Callie came face to face with Glen again lmao I can’t

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Mariah K. Pixi · June 20, 2024

Not murphs cool monster npc being low status'd again by player shenanigans, yes I know it's a theme of the podcast and I know he doesn't actually care but sometimes I feel so bad for him. He gave Callie a natural way to take mounted combatant (which she deserves!!!), misty step to Caldur which i honestly dont get but good for him etc - all this making his encounter setting harder to do and I just hope he knows how cool and good at this he is. I couldn't listen to this podcast without murph to balance out the shenanigans.

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k.allen · December 22, 2022

The new peapaw comment made me viscerally uncomfortable lol.

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Grayson · August 19, 2025

I yelled at my phone during that.

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evans-endeavors · December 10, 2022

I’m re-listening to campaign 1… and in the Tales of the Crick arc there’s a goof with entering a giant snake’s nostrils that made me laugh after the shenanigans of this episode. Apparently it’s a theme 😂

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Ramiro Marroquin · December 7, 2022

I missed the Berry Boy 🥺🥺

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roomwithoutawindow · November 30, 2022

All you vore appreciators; this one’s for you.

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Nia R · November 22, 2022

Swag and Dag absolutely sent me

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Joanna O'Neill · November 22, 2022

Excelsior!

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Glue Wilson · November 22, 2022

this arc is so so so good !!!!! like we went from learning about this huge, overarching issue of the growing danger of AI & technology against all of nature and life, to this unnecessary conflict in the living wood that is essentially infighting between people who are more alike than they are different- and i think those two concepts juxtapose really well. like we just learned that essentially all LIFE in the world could be at stake,, and these serpents are coming out saying yo nature is dying... and now we are seeing the beginning of dragon elves being killed unnecessarily at each other's hands. these people need to realize what the real threat is !! like glen really thinks he knows his shit, but honestly the more death he causes with this war, the more screwed he will be when it comes down to nature & life versus technology (if that is where the campaign is leading) ps: my hot take is that glen is Not Hot & id love to curb stomp his dick. confidence based on undermining and using others is an ugly confidence!!

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William Bowen · November 21, 2022

Already got tickets to the Nashville show, and I would really like it if it got sold out so that we could give the 2 crew a huge Tennessee welcome!!

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Ebony-Rose Ellis · November 21, 2022

every player doing their trial wrong is the most dnd thing imaginable

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Driftwood747 · November 21, 2022

Love that Saul has observational haki now 😂

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Jeff Moore · November 21, 2022

I was about to say Caldwell has gotten so into One Piece that he is now turning Saul into Luffy lmao

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Kristen with-a-K · November 20, 2022

That Glenn. He's so hot right now.

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Keelan Russell · November 20, 2022

“It’s a perfect night, there’s no bugs out or anything like that” hitting the fantasy note a bit hard aren’t we? i want bug bite debuffs murph, scratch checks

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OvrCaffWarlock · November 20, 2022

“I know I did you wrong once, but I’m going to do you right now” is such a good quote out of context. (54:40)

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Alexander Robinson-Gabel · November 20, 2022

The best way to spend a Saturday night

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aiyana graham art · November 19, 2022

this fight is giving very "how big is its asshole? goblin sized?" "yeah, it's about goblin sized"

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Amanda di Johnny Bravo Camera · November 19, 2022

swag daniels got me. so did two-faced, twelve ab'd

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Justin Medrano · November 19, 2022

This noise playing during the scene with Oberon is terrible. I think it’s supposed to be branches creaking but it was definitely unsettling, like a creepy rattle

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Derrick Collins · November 19, 2022

I know we will hear about it later but I just can’t help thinking the whole time I’m hearing about the crick, “Where the hell is Moonshine?”

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Not Another D&D Podcast · November 19, 2022

I've seen a lot of this question and I want to point back to the first episode. I said that a lot of Bahumia's most powerful people were in Gladeholm, which teleported to the Astral Plane to deal with matters of universal importance. - Murph

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Kal and her cats Portland, Star, and Berlin · November 18, 2022

Sometimes there hits a point in the council of elder shoutouts where it sounds like they’re trying to wake Russian Sleeper Agents 😂

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emery board · November 18, 2022

ive been so pumped for the nashville show i can barely contain myself!!! (also would be just. over the MOON if it was a hometown trinyvale my BELOVEDS lol)

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Mike Ferris · November 18, 2022

Will Glenn be the one enemy the 2 Crew is unable to turn into a dork with their taunts?

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Mike Ferris · November 20, 2022

Murph called out my comment!!! Hi Murph! XD

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atlasrising · November 18, 2022

Fully imagined Sol Naruto-running up the Serpent Queen's spine

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Summer, Autumn Eladrin · November 18, 2022

*Shakes fist at the sky* GLENN!!!

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Mike Ferris · November 18, 2022

I've never had as viscerally angry response to a podcast as when I heard the term Pee-Paw. How DARE you?!

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Justin Cockrell · November 18, 2022

I just need to celebrate the joy these guys are having in the beast trials haha so much disrespect from these babies

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Professor Pratt · November 18, 2022

I just realized…is Glen’s mother a high elf? Didn’t Cooter marry a high elf in campaign 1. Maybe Moonshine was right in calling them “high falutin’

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Hershel · November 21, 2022

he did! her name was sparilla, i believe. that said, i think glenn's attitude is less to do with being half high elf and more to do with him as a person

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Paxton · November 18, 2022

With god of war out giant snakes are in

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Winterbat · November 18, 2022

Replaying the previous God of War game before I start Ragnorak. All I could think of during the serpent fight was going inside of the World Serpent in the game.

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Bonky Fiasco · November 18, 2022

Murph: Please respect my Serpent Queen His players: shoves a grenade up her nose, pulls on her nose hair

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Figgy Blue · November 18, 2022

The amount of raw Costner charisma from murph this ep is astounding

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Professor Pratt · November 18, 2022

So funny! I literally guffawed when Saul yelled “whose fault is that?”

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Nora nora · November 18, 2022

Music on this podcast is always incredible, but this episode is NEXT LEVEL AMAZING

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Ian Hanson · November 18, 2022

Opa Aladdin style returns?

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Adah Kinzer · November 18, 2022

I was about to comment this!!

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Lia · November 18, 2022

Was that the Wilhelm scream? 🤣

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Pablo Coria · November 18, 2022

This intro has me dying 😂😂

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Laura Donohue · November 18, 2022

My home campaign has a PC with a foot fetish. Definitely going to integrate some of the mechanics mentioned lol.

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Zack McCarville · November 18, 2022

Fuck you, I love you, go to bed

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Cody W · November 18, 2022

In the middle of my graveyard shift? You're too kind Murph, audio sounds good now go to bed

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Cianistarle · November 18, 2022

Perfect! Just in time for lunch in the UK! Thanks so much! <3

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Liv · November 18, 2022

Murph go the fuck to sleep and also thank you!

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Noah Smith · November 18, 2022

Go the fuck to sleep got damn (with love)

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Jack Jones · November 18, 2022

Thanks for staying up late to make sure this gets posted gang!