Tortle Tank: Tortle Tank Continued
The Tortles are getting dry in this arid tank but we are pressing on as we continue to review your homebrew pitches!
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Comments (35)
"That has been used once to some success" is hysterical lol I will never tire of Emily's laugh so infectious
Silly spaghetti... Serious flavor.
I know this is an old Tank, but the wand that banishes enemies until they all come back could be fixed if you just make it a wand of counter spell instead
I am just as into the idea of the monster book subclass as Caldwell but I would argue that it would make a great blood hunter subclass.
Or even ranger or druid, though ranger might feel too similar to beast master
Bring back the tank!
Will the tank return? It’s been a year
The wand idea is similar to Crook of Rao, if anyone is interested in a bit more balanced idea.
Don't believe it was said, but the wand seems better as a storytelling device used by the big bad before the campaign, and when it triggers it releases the party as strangers to each other, but with a pre-set united cause against the big bad.
If I were a DM using the chromatic plating I think it would be fun to present it as a gift/service from some eccentric wizard but advertise it as just a color change. Imagine the chaos when the weapon suddenly explodes into a giant fireball on the next crit!
Short rests for tortle tank episodes should be called "shortle tank"
I love someone just straight up wanting to add a pokeball to the game lmao.
so many people have done it, people keep making pokemon HB for DnD and not looking up the existing pokemon HB idk why
Just wanted to thank you guys for all the content that you put out, especially this episode. I recently lost my home thanks to Hurricane Ian (RIP all my D&D books) and this provoked some much needed laughter. Looking forward to the seeing the show in Atlanta!
The spell eater concept is just Kakashi sensei as the copy ninja I’m surprised they didn’t call it out
Hey, I'm the guy with the temptation/set your own DC portion. Just wanted to say I really liked the tweaks/discussion on it! Glad it was talked about, and I think you guys hit the nail on the head for all of the talking points
and by "kind of" i mean she created 90% of the spell
emily kind of pitched the summon greater demon spell lol
I'm thrilled y'all liked my idea! But now I'm imagining a plate of elemental effect spaghetti... we can serve that, right??
Wand - Arcana check: 20+CR; Nat 1 bamfs in all previously poofed monsters (players will have flee as the monsters take 1 round come out of stupor).
I really like that
was kinda peeved that the tortles’ “workshopping” of the thread of fate ended up reworking it and making it a conceptually different item, meanwhile the item that was there was actually cool (albeit ***potentially*** uncomfortable)
How did they not relate spell eater to naruto and the Sharingan great idea
My mom used to make me rainbow pasta as a kid- you do have to do it in separate pots
the absolute chaos at the end 👩🏻🍳💋
The wand at the beginning of the short rest should be limited by hp. Like it only poofs enemies with a max HP of 50 or less, or something like that
The Sudden cut at the end just killed me xD
The only thing worse than waking up to tortle tank is a second dose of tortle tank
Why do you not like it? No judgement, I'm just curious. Tortle tank is so funny to me and I love them so I don't understand the dislike
Loved that Caldwell just created the Malconvoker from 3.5e!
Caldwell crying laughing omg i love yall
"Silly Spaghetti, Serious Flavor" made my day so thank you, Caldwell!
Caldwell is right, a "blue mage" wizard subclass would be awesome.
Random idea, id love a mixed bag one shot with some of these ideas added as a fun trial run
Salt water shower for the bathtub brisket