D&D Court: Bonus Cases - King Robert Can Klump (w/ Ally Beardsley)

"God's i was Fred then" made me laugh so hard I had an asthma attack

can sandler clump?

Few people make me laugh like Ally Beardsly.

I am so late on this but I feel like the mind flayer government one must be leaving something out. I cannot imagine that the PCs would straight up murder them without any prompting, i feel like the writer must have been endangering them through their support of the government or something similar or just being a shithead while playing. this just feels very similar to how someone like cheetos would tell that same story from their POV and neglect to mention the infuriating things they did

Dionysus is also the god of madness, not to mention him having died and come back so he had underworld ties. he's a great choice to kill the party

'leto style' is when they add a used condom and dead rats to your burger

The imagery of Murph showing up on TikTok manically explaining Halloween costumes broke me

This episode is a big example of theater kids that don't know when to stop the bit

Happy belated Stephen Baldwin

Caldwell and I are birthday buddies! May 19!

This stack of hats is dangerous

Paused to guess 42 on the Flintstones Rotten Tomato guessing game

“Don the pillowcase” is a regular part of my vocabulary and nobody ever gets it

"it's not even halloween" is what finally broke me

I still come back to this episode every once in a while just to hear the beginning of deep Flintstones lore and the "fun around the house" bit, It cracks me up so hard

I've been on a walk while listening to this episode and I have been in hysterics and struggling to breathe at points. What a journey!

My birthday is also may 19th!

Legitimately murph messing up the costume gave me a great idea. Sleeping bag plus some felt and you have an adorable hungry hungry caterpillar costume and your kid is warm all night

I hated the Flintstones growing up, but I still loved this episode <3

I paid money for this, and I am so glad. Another hilarious episode :)

It's such a wild turn when Murph is bringing the chaotic energy and Emily is the one desperately trying to get back on the rails.

I'm watching Martin and Martin Lawrence is Klumping his ass off

Regarding gritty Flintstones, there was a comic put out by DC that fleshed out the world a bit and is considered to be one of the best pieces of Flintstones media out there. I'd call it an HBO version of the show. It explores the concept of marriage being a "new fad" among the cave people, early attempts at religion, ethnic cleansing (google Flintstones genocide) and if all those household animals really wanted to be there. I know it sounds dumb, but apparently it's pretty well done.

Wow I can't believe I have the same bday as barney rubble ofc we're both Tauruses

Ally is so much fun, please have them back soon!!

I was eating chips and salsa and nearly died choking on a tortilla chip during the sleeping bag controversy

I ran an alt history Greek campaign where Nordic people and creatures invaded instead of the Persians and the gods battled along side them causing massive casualties (like Ares rode over them in his giant chariot while charging Thors two sons). The campaign focused on the aftermath of the gods disappearing and the party was hired by a rich vase maker to become heroes as a business idea to restore peoples hope and sell merch. I had mechanics around fame and prestige and all these npc contacts and I set it up so they'd have attachments to the world. Then at level 5 they tracked down the big bad who was a demigod that looked like Prince Humperdink that had been starting fires everywhere so he could show up and put them out. And during the battle his lackey (or the OC invoker) was gonna accidentally blow up the whole compound by getting something flammable too close to their stockpile of Grecian Flame oils. They were all gonna wake up on the shores of the river Styx and just before they get on the ferry they (including Humperdink) were recruited by valykeries to join the gods battling against the forces of Tartarus and Muselheim. The Valkyrie kicked the lackey into the river. They then have to put aside their differences with the initial bbeg and start as grunts in the war effort and climb the ranks. The end was supposed to reveal that Loki had tricked the goddess of Fate into sealing off the divine realms from the mortal realms to prevent future annihilation when the gods next battled on the mortal plane, but that act unsealed the barrier between the divine and profane realms. They get to decide whether to restore the previous state of affairs or set up a new paradigm. I'm a Gemini.

Just Psyched thet ally guessed my bday as Barney's

Murph, my partners kid is six and a half. I gotta get him into the Flintstones so we don't break the bank next Halloween.

Mixed bag idea: Can They Klump bracket tournament - take 16 actors, put them in a march madness bracket, post the blank bracket with the episode so people can play along and discuss who, at the end of the day, can Klump best

It is so rare to See murph go unhinged and Emily of all cast members to try her darndest to keep the show going Never change!! I would love to See ally in season 3!

Unhinged Murph is best Murph

Murph, I'm really worried about your obvious cocaine habit.

Feel like for the next stretch goal on Patreon murph should have to make this costume and post a pic or vid online for us all lol

This made me realise that I never watched the OG flintstones movie - I’ve only seen Viva Rock Vegas 😩🙏🏼 had the biggest crush on VRV Fred tho 🥰 #stonedaddy

You all NEED to read the semi-recent Flintstones comic written by Mark Russell. It’s legit one of the best comics ever. It tackles things like xenophobia, nationalism, PTSD, consumerism, etc in an extremely humorous way. I will never forget reading the panel where Fred says to Barney in a “Starbricks” coffee shop: “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”

For the love of everything sane, please don't include astrology sign every court.

Genuinely had to pull over because I was laughing too hard at the Flintstones costume bit

I love that when Murph decides to be chaotic he dives in so deep he can’t see the sun.

Have been listening since early campaign 1 and love the show so much, but I will say this is the first time a bit has come close to being too much

A moment for the poor listeners that stopped listening before pillow case and ran off to cut up their sleeping bags.

An absolute honour to have my case read. A PSA for those submitting, do not listen while driving if there is a chance you’re about to hear your name… just about wrecked my car.

Also can we have more Ally on the show? Even when they're not the one bringing the chaos I feel like they just inspire chaotic energy.

I don't even listen to DnD Court for the cases. I listen for insane rants about questionably-canon homemade Flintstones costumes.

I have no strong opinions either way towards the Flintstones, but I did enjoy this episode.

Need more sodes where murph is actually insane

I'm just gonna say it... this was a lot of fun (around the house)

I need a time stamp for the peak chaos of murph just so dedicated to the entire flintstone costume like I felt so dizzy from laughing

Absolutely floored to pass on these punishments, the flint stones content absolutely made me laugh so hard I had to pull over

Viva rock Vegas was a favorite movie to watch with me and my cousins and I watched it all the time over amazing movies like spirited away (idk why that one scared me as a kid)

I dont blame the guys for not knowing this but Dionysus is actually pretty well known for being wrathful and violent. He's the god of wine and madness and he killed as many mortals for pissing him off as the other olympians. presumably the players would have known this if they're playing in a greek mythology setting (either by doing research or by the dm telling them what their characters would know etc)

I feel like I just did a million sit ups my stomach hurts so much from laughing at the whole halloween costume bit

To be fair Dionysius is also the god of madness and insanity so to get tpked by that would be a cool reveal of something else lurking under a veneer of partying

I have barely seen the flinstones and this had me cackling

Flaming Hot Cheeto is the Jared Leto of DnD

It was for some fun around the house oh my god murph what else did you do for fun around the house? Mixed bag please

I am 25 and listening to this while stoned gardening and Murph going on about the costume only to have misspoken has me laughing in the dirt

I worked at Nielson before, but in an asian branch. It's kinda strange and cool that billing was mailed to anyone.

The Neilson thing is clutch because they send you 1 dollar at first then ask you how many people are in your household. Then they send a longer survey and $5 for each person. I just made money writing what I watch on TV.

At this point if they have to watch the live action flintstones where they go to Vegas with Ally.

Bonkers episode. Still saner than the actual Supreme Court. The correct solution here, of course, is to expand the bench and appoint Jake. Regular listeners will know that he equally respects precedent AND women.

If the Band of Boobs doesn’t have an adventure in Bedrock I’ll be disappointed. It’s the logical next step after Kongo Bongo

Im dying best court yet im wearing a sleeping bag on halloween now

I think I actually want to go stream the old Flinstone show now

Serious question: if my movement is 35ft, and use half my movement to stand up from prone, how much movement do I have left?

Murph’s energy in these episodes is so chaotic and I am here for it.

When I was a kid, my parents would occasionally set out Flintstones vitamins on the spoon of my cereal bowl when setting to table to remind me to take one. I sometimes didn't see it and would end up with a nasty little chunk of vitamin in my shredded wheat

In my head cannon Emily packed up and left for 3 weeks immediately following recording 😂

I love these eps with ally SO MUCH!! Would love to see them guest on c3 🥺❤️❤️

Gods I was Fred then got me

I'm putting my son inside a Fred Flintstone sleeping bag this year. I might be a bad dad lol

This was the dumbest fucking episode.

dionysus god of wine is CRAZY he has followers that are naked women who torture and kill all who cross them. He's no pushover or joke. He's also the god of chaos

I am 100% on the DMs side for the first case. 100%

Honestly, I’m living for the chaotic Murph content we’ve gotten these past few weeks.

This episode has an extreme ''Gas Leak'' energy

Wild. Truly wild episode.

Viva rock Vegas one shot? Featuring tall Barney?

I genuinely think this was the only bad episode of NADDPOD they have ever done. Holy poop the Flintstones stuff never stopped.

Genuinely the hardest I've laughed to a tangent since the Hole in the wall short film pitch. I would love a mixed bag about Viva Rock Vegas ❤️

Caldwell we have the same Birthday!

I have been wondering what Klump meant for so long 😂

This may be the most wild episode? Love it

Game of stones one-shot when?

I cannot believe that in this episode EMILY tried to get things back on track and MURPH shoots her down. What a treat

I can’t believe I just listens to 45 minutes of Flintstone content over the span of 2 episodes😰

Y'all need to dona double feature film night of both Flinstone movies 😄

They funniest thing about the Flintstones bit is that it's Murph, the responsible on-task dm, driving off the rails on a dinosaur train. Yes the dino is wearing a conductors hat how did you know

The audacity and irony of Murph being against dinosaurs yet loving the Flintstones... which is filled with dinosaur stuff... and derailing for 15 mins😂😂😂😂

i needed this so bad today but also im on murphs side great costume my dude

That DM who TPKed - you GOTTA do some cuts back and forth to the dead!! Give your players some STORY to deal with

Even the Flinstones comes back to birds

Dungeon Court? Good. NAFVRVPOD (Not Another Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas Podcast)? Great.

I'm crying ..full tears I could not breath ... the fact that the costume went on for a while after just killed me. Here I thought Ally would bring the chaos but it was murph made this perfect

Growing up with the Flintstones this has me crying. Truly prehistoric energy

Guys…we paid for this.

I haven't laughed as hard as I did when you can hear Murph revving up his rant for a good Fred Flintstones costume and Emily just in the background incredulously going what is this content?! Are you pitching children's costumes as Murph is getting higher in pitch explaining his idea and instantly defending it and messing it up. I did go back 5 minutes just to listen to that over again.

Does anyone know where the term KLUMP originated, I am missing some context

Petition for the supreme crit to replace scotus (And also thank you for this content to distract from my doom scrolling right now, it is very very needed 💕)

Game of Stones. My day is now made. Simply perfection.

I don't agree with the DM's methods, but the play the bacchae by euripides is an excellent primary source showing how cutthroat dionysus can be.

After today’s news this is the only Supreme Court I support

Maenads literally tear people apart during Dionysian religious fervor. The god of wine goes HARD

Insane thumbnail = absolute banger of an episode

May we never forget the tragedy of Flaming Hot Cheeto

We need the Supreme Crit to replace the current court

First

Ah yes, the real Supreme Court is in session

I can already tell I’ll love this episode based on that thumbnail hahaha