D&D Court: A Problem Player Named Flaming Hot Cheeto (w/ Ally Beardsley)

New favorite Murph sound: “BAM BAM’S A CHILD” 😭😭😭 (11:53)

1:05:07 the best part is that this app basically exists, it’s called Brick

Not the Axe Peace😭😭

Bailiff Jake, no one else acknowledged your “don’t go chasing tall Barneys” comment, but please know it got a solid laugh from me

Is this hot cheeto guy Ruxin from "The League" ? 🤣🤣

As an Aquarius who re listens to this ep, I deeply need to know more about what Ally thinks of us.

Mendick has to be an Aries, full stop

Easily still a top ten D&D Court episode. Even more hilarious on a 5th re-listen. I sincerely hope that the Flaming Hot Cheeto player was never welcomed to a D&D game ever again. COLLUSION!!!

Love re listening to all naddpod eps, but especially this one for the Beardsley chaos and the birth of the flintstones era

I just had someone do the PLUR handshake to me IRL… they did give me a bracelet

I feel like kenku speech should be approached like bumblebee from Transformers

Got t-boned listening to this ep

f27: IM HERE FOR OG ODD COUPLE I have an ambulance at work with zero frills- all business- and named him Felix. i fucking love old media and there’s a point where Emily said she was watching “old movies” and then said they were from the 90s and that tripped me up so hard

I could listen to Murph losing it all day hahahaha

Where does the name Mendik come from? It sounds like an inside joke but I don’t recognize it. I’ve been listening for 3 years.

Watched a Quarry video the other day before i had finished this episode of DndCourt, and when it got to the podcast hosts i thought it sounded like Murph and Emily but though maybe i was being weird. (An Imdb searchproved i wasnt crazy though)

🙏 please please let this mean we are going to get a Beardsley guest arc in the main campaign. Haven’t fully listed to the sode yet 🤞

The insanity of the Barney rubble crosstalk is the hardest I've laughed in a long time

ALLY!!!!!!!!!!

Just wanted to say that with the Dice Christ Confession: you can always just set a DC of 25 as a baseline detection of anything that seems off with Trinh (spelling assumed) Often my players try to sus out shady characters, rather than rolling constantly (and tipping my hand early for reveals just like the DM's situation) i just set a DC that's appropriate for the situation

I went back to the Amir on NADDPOD episode—forgot how funny that was. “I’m an agent of chaos, and a manager of expectations” lol

Shout out from a TV historian for Murph's commitment to old TV.

In the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos case, I just want to point out that it would have been meta gaming to keep him *alive*. It makes perfect in-world sense that the characters would be happy with him gone, the only reason they would keep him alive is because the players are friends in real life. THAT’S metagaming. QED

Alright I transposed a ruler over an image of Barney and Fred. If Fred is 5'10" then Barney would be like 4'7" or something. I agree he is a short friend.

been waiting YEARS for Beardsley to be on:)))) AAAAAA

This is the funniest episode yet!

The Supreme Crit is the only court I respect anymore. Love you guys!

To say I freaked the fuck out at Emily and Murph at the end of that game is a wild understatement😂

Beardsley's voice transformation has been so joyous to hear since they started T. They're such a goddamn treasure, and I'm so happy for their progress through the unending complexity of gender discovery/affirmation. 🏳️‍🌈

I wish you all replaced the actual supreme court. Thanks for a small break of levity and humor in a dark time.

Mendik is if yugo was a main pc

YESS ALLY!! I was just thinking of them + NADDPOD for some reason and opened Patreon to see this AHHHHHHH

I want a Beardsley Klump of all their TRH podcast and D20 characters.

I've been trying to figure out what "can klump" means. I couldn't understand Murph and Emily talking over each other in the explanation. Can someone explain??

Pisces Sun, cancer moon. Lots of feelings.

COLLUDE CALLAY!

Wild that nobody picked up that his name is Men Dick Strong Wood of clan Oaken shaft

Ally lived that PLUR life 💖 there's nothing I've learned about them that I don't like, I love you Ally, thanks for being on NADDPOD FINALLY 💝

Murph is off the rails. Truly out of control. I love it.

CONGRATS ON THE QUARRY INSERT!! ^_^

The Barney Rubble Height Rumble is my new favorite moment in NADPOD history

Literally the ONLY part of The Quarry is the end, and I'm pretty sure I was the only one in that stream that knew who the voices...At first I was like "God, that sounds an awful lot like Emily Axford" and had to look it up to confirm. And sure enough there you were, along with Murph!

I watched a playthrough of The Quarry and FREAKED OUT when I heard your voices!! Sadly gamers don't know who you are and did not like listening to 20 minutes of podcast at the credits, which sucks. I guess it's not really conducive to Let's Play style videos. Still, I really enjoyed it!

I love that at this point the guests need a fucking recap of the cannon.

I fucking love Ally Beardsley

Jake having to explain who Tucker is to Ally is *chefs kiss*

Just joined the Patreon last week, I thought that there was going to be a extra Dnd court because this was on the main feed?

Flaming Hot Cheeto is god tier memery

There is straight up a small disclaimer on the Kenku's player race page in Volo's that basically says not to be like Leto.

Getting major "HER SISTER WAS A WITCH" Vine vibes from Murph in this yabadabadoodle of a time episode

Deferring to the live action flinestone is crazy

Hard to believe that the Patreon only extra cases is supposed to be more wild than this

I heard a crazy theory recently where The Jetsons and The Flintstones exist in the same universe/world which explains the crossover…the idea being that there was some kind of apocalypse, where the Jetson’s affluent civilization fled to the sky with their spaceships and robots, leaving the Flintstones’ civilization to rebuild humanity on Earth in a new prehistoric era.

I just about lost it when I heard your voices while playing The Quarry! Supermassive literally makes my favorite games. There is a snip it of your podcast you can find earlier if you're snooping on computers 😉 otherwise the full version is at the end too if you don't find it.

Yo, BeReal rules

Where is the bonus one?

Spoiler alert: Gemini slander

They finally got Bearsley!!!

Does anyone have a valid link for Beardsley’s discord? I can’t find one 😭 🌸

The Yugo "collusion" bit is straight from a hypothetical Jake and Amir DND episode

can Beardsley announce for the WWE event of the century “The bailiff” vs “The dungeon master” 👀👀👀

YES THE BEARDSLEY

Just bc I feel like caldwell would enjoy this but meetugly is a thing, and it’s literally like if your meetcute is bad/uncomfortable eg person a is working in a shop and it’s like 5 minutes to closing and then person b walks in and starts browsing slowly, or in this situation, you’re mandated by court to pick cans up at the side of the road together

I’m 5’7, Can confirm the tall Barney myth is true

#releasetheshortrest

I was busting out during the mendik case but i straight up laughed so hard I coughed and cried during the flaming hot cheetoh case. Top tier content

Love how much justice Ally is calling my 19 year old PLUR life out, I made so much “Kandi” in my day. I even did the hand thing along with them and then remembered the time I did drugs at a festival and ground my teeth to the point chipped a molar

u can’t imagine how happy this makes me pls more Ally

Is there a link for Ally’s discord server? I tried to look for it and couldn’t find it.

I'm so happy to hear Ally on the podcast. At long last, all of the intrepid heroes are on naddpod

I watched the Odd Couple with my grandma when I was a kid. Your geriatric fans are out here!

I loved having Ally on there. Especially someone who sounded like they were almost entirely ignorant of the show, so it’s fun to listen to their reaction at the absolute batshit stuff this community enjoys. Welcome to the judicial branch.

I feel they're overlooking the fact that Flaming Hot Cheeto's accusations were 100% correct.

BABE WAKE UP ALLY'S ON NADDPOD

Lol absolutely honored that my case was read :) I am not a Capricorn - I’m an Aquarius but I don’t know astrology so who knows what that means. It was good-natured ribbing, never fear. We’re all good friends (who occasionally argue for months because we’re too stubborn)

Literally fist pumped when I saw Beardsley was on this episode

Well now I’m gonna go check out The Quarry

Ok Ally is right, BeReal is actually lovely

Oh my god this is too good, I'm crying of laughter Murph is too funny when he's upset about something

FYI: “The Odd Couple” is based off a play by Neil Simon of the same name. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Odd_Couple_(play) Got to your part in the end of “The Quarry”. Saw Jacksepticeye play though of it too. Loved it. Here is a quick link to your part in Jack's play through... https://youtu.be/x25QmCQ2sDM?t=6551

This episode was hilarious! I’m recovering from major surgery and it’s been so nice to have stuff to listen to so thank you for making my unexpectedly hard summer a little better!

Dubious at best like Miserable at Best by Mayday Parade

Eachthighern, the literal D&D god of horses, is a fey, that DM is so far out of pocket

I think something really important to the Mendick (sp?) case is what the rp/combat balance is. It sounds like the DM is more interested in combat (maybe) and Mendick is more interested in rp (definitely.)

This is the most short rest energy that has ever entered the main feed. Total chaos.

ALLLLLYYY!

It's also so funny I literally listened to the original "Clump" episode this afternoon

justice for geminis we do not deserve to be associated with flaming hot cheeto :(

This episode is like an old school Jake and Amir with how Murph is shoving Jake around

Ally! YES!!!!!

Anyone have a link to Ally’s discord server?

So happy Ally is finally on the show!

Finally! So glad to hear Ally in on Naddpod 💛

Ally on D&D Court is my cluckgain bowl

What's a Mendick

My bff is an Aquarius and she totally chews the scenery

#TeamBarneyIsSmall

I feel very represented by the court with the addition of Ally, whose voice sounds incredible.

The language of Find Steed absolutely lets the caster pick. "Appearing in an unoccupied space within range, the steed takes on a form that you choose:"

The find steed DM is 100% wrong, the player chooses the form the steed takes out of 4 options, one of which being a warhorse

Never thought I'd see the day Ally kept order in the court. Give them a full-time spot!

i already commented but the length of this episode tells you everything you need to know hahaha

the chaos when caldwell said barney is small was so funny

Can't believe this is the first Beardsley appearance on naddpod lol

Hey Murph, you fucking rat. Just wanted to get in here early to tell you that all your hard work over these past few years has brought real joy to my life. I'm a DM and listening to your games made me realize I could actually just have fun with my friends instead of trying to put on a grand dramatic show every week. Thank you for that. Fuck you, I love you, eat a rat.

ALLY YESSS

Hell yeah Beardsley, I'm so excited for the chaos lol!

I screamed when I saw it was Beardsley I cannot wait for the chaos

oh my god FINALLY we got Beardsley!!!!!!!

SWEEEEEET

Ally!!! Yeeeesss!!

Oh so excited to see Ally on naddpod!

Aaaaaah! Y’all got the Beardsley! Let’s go

First as usual

This is truly the moment everyone has been waiting for. Thank you for being such amazing creators.

AHHHHHH!