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May 20, 2022

Short Rest: C3 Ep. 11: Beatrix

Check out NADDPOD's Patreon exclusive after show! This week, we discuss the events of C3 Ep. 11: Beatrix.

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HP the Rat · September 12, 2026

its crazy how i can not realise i clicked the wrong episode until 20 minutes in bc it took that long for them to mention something that happened in the episode

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Summer Tribe · October 17, 2026

that's what we're here for lol

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Compound27 · July 20, 2026

"I've been diagnosed a Rodman today"

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Compound27 · July 20, 2026

Hi I'm Compound27

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gandalfsbignaturals · March 22, 2026

pippin was a baby!

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Jenna H · January 1, 2026

Emily is the LeBron btw. Extremely talented and productive as an individual and able to be relied on in big moments but also an incredible teammate who makes everyone around her better. She has none of the selfishness of Jordan and all of the sweetheart vibes of LBJ. LeBron is also controversial and hated on for things that aren't really his fault and are was disproportionate to what he's done. Murph is Bill Russell, 11 time champion and player coach!

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Chimp_6 · December 16, 2025

Super late, but I am a middle school science teacher and due to budget cuts we dissect chicken legs 🤦‍♂️

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Matthew Snyder · November 17, 2025

Its in this moment I have found out that Murph went to my high school

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Isaac K · November 3, 2025

I nearly did a full spit take at Dix Hanger 🤣🤣

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M · October 12, 2025

*SPOILERS FOR THE END OF THE CAMPAIGN* I love them joking about Balnor still being around for the new cast and Murph says "We'll see 😉" YOU SLY BASTARD lmao

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Skeletal Cleric · September 18, 2025

Rub your middle finger on their palm is the best handshake gag

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Lindsay S · September 18, 2025

My comment is so late but relevant to the time this was recorded. From 2021-2023 I was taking fully online classes for an Environmental Science degree, which of course required a lot of science classes where lab work was required. Since it was online, all of my lab kits for the semester were mailed to me. When I got to biology II, most of the labs were dissection of increasingly "complex" creatures. So for 5ish months I had a box of preserved specimens in my home including an earthworm (shoutout to the wormwife), a grasshopper, a clam, a fish, a rat, and a late-term pig fetus. You would think that online classes are the perfect time to utilize simulated dissection, but no, instead I got mailed a box of corpses.

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GhostToken · November 11, 2025

That's absolutely wild

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The No. 2 Show · August 29, 2025

I'm listening to this at the Y...MCA! And my why is y'all help me making it through workouts. There are no Y hallways at my Y.

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Hipster · August 28, 2025

I was the only student in my year to have opted out of doing the fetal pig dissection in freshman biology. I just had to do a four page worksheet packet during that hour. The rest of the students had a thick packet to complete post dissection.

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Crumb Gunderson · June 25, 2025

42:17 is the inspiration for my pfp

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Santa Grinch Hugging HumBaba and two Fairies · June 25, 2025

https://www.moomin.com/en/blog/tove-jansson-hobbit/#7c834ea1

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NowWhatComix · August 1, 2024

This one isn’t working for me, is anyone else having that problem?

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Renee Wild · January 23, 2025

I’m currently not able to skip forward on this one

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Wojtek · June 19, 2024

Listening to this as my favorite bookstore posted a first edition Swedish/Tove Jansson The Hobbit today, if anyone has $1250 to spare! https://x.com/chbooksdc/status/1803434252266037484?t=rnc1VVAr2Qm-6dBy4-VLNg&s=19

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GintokiShids · May 22, 2024

Listening to this part of the campaign while playing FFVII Rebirth is just the perfect combination

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Jack Farley · May 18, 2023

After a re-listen of C1 and now one of C3, I have to agree Emily is the Jordan of NADDPOD. It’s the Jordan Edge babyy!!

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djspooky · May 7, 2023

Just now realizing when Murph says "unbutton that top button" you mean shirts, this entire time I thought it meant like the button on your pants.

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Mayor of Clown Town · March 13, 2023

“For me its the deep social fear”

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Annie, Eleven · September 22, 2022

The Tove Jansson shout out in this episode is a hint that you guys are going to the Nordics, right?❤️

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Joe Clave · September 19, 2022

The Cover: http://nerdalicious.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Hobbit-Ballantine-1989.jpg

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Dr. Bearkele · September 7, 2022

Tove Jansson (toe-vay, btw) is a Finn-Swede who is a legend in the Nordics. I promise to send you guys some Moomin books whenever Iget around to sending you something to the PO Box, since I'm amazed one of you knows it!

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Gearbox · August 22, 2022

NGL having this whole campaign take place in the Kong timeline and just not mention it til episode like, 40 would be the WILDEST twist and I'd be there for it.

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Squishy, Pawpaw's Brushtail Possum lover · July 27, 2022

I don't get what y'all mean by Emily having "controversial energy" i think everything she does is great

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Dag Swaniels · June 6, 2022

The Dix-Hanger killed me 😂😂😂

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Alex F · June 1, 2022

S3 Sp 8 Emily said she wanted to play Rainbow in the dark after they stole the boat and where trying to look cool when they met up with the hobgoblins Emily also said that Rainbow in the Dark was playing in D20 fantasy high when they were doing the car case

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Wyatt · May 31, 2022

Good ep, I don’t know if y’all will see this, but I love the stuff about the Tolkien art. Wanted y’all to know I got a tattoo from a Dutch cover of the Hobbit an hour before the Austin show.

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Bat-Fran · May 30, 2022

Honestly it's still my most favourite thing when Emily says something completely ludicrous and you just here the sigh in Murph's voice.... It ties with the things she does that cause the "....EMILY!" response 🤣💜

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Aidan Warlow · May 27, 2022

Axford's Rodman edge is positively serrated in this ep, i was on the edge of my Dix

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Michael W · May 26, 2022

There's a webcomic out there that is exactly what you discussed about pippin; basically, what if lord of the rings was a role playing game, and all the characters were being role played by different people.

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Isaias Garcia · May 25, 2022

Yes please another baggin it w balnor

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copperdragon · May 24, 2022

I dissected a frog in 6th, we were in pairs and I passed out in the bathroom from the fumes of the chemicals in the buckets with them. No one could opt out. I hated 6th grade.

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Grass · May 24, 2022

I dissected a piglet and it had its little baby tongue sticking out :(

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Oakworthy Vineyards · May 23, 2022

I saw a reunion of the actors who played the four hobbits in the Lord of the Rings films at Megacon this past weekend, and I cosplayed Moonshine while I was there. 🍄 Bev definitely has big Pippin energy!!

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Zach A. · May 23, 2022

As a current middle school employee, they still physically dissect animals, rather than just watching videos or simulations of others doing it

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Steve Haack · May 23, 2022

Caldwell absolutely has Dame Lillard Heat-Check energy.

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Penny Garbo · May 23, 2022

In high-school, we dissected piglets and feral cats

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Amber Wilson · May 23, 2022

Me laughing when they're talking about basketball players as if I understand the references 🙃 Luckily it seems like they barely know the references themselves so I don't feel too bad about it 🤣🤣

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Nathan Reeve · January 21, 2025

Rondo as a 3 point specialist killed me

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Adah Kinzer · May 23, 2022

This felt surprisingly on the rails

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James Stavrenos · May 22, 2022

Other schools don’t have Ys 🤷

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lawless-crows · May 22, 2022

Graduated high school this last year (class of ‘21) and we didn’t dissect anything in our regular biology class, but there was an option of an Intro to Anatomy class where we were going to dissect a chicken wing, a sheep eye, and some other stuff, but didn’t get to because of the pandemic. A lot of “labs” are just online simulations now which sucks because it’s contributing to a lot of burn out for students

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Jo · May 23, 2022

we didn’t dissect anything (‘20) in high school, but in fifth grade i solo dissected a pigs heart. not sure how that’s allowed…

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Jo · May 22, 2022

i have been BINGING hot date this weekend:)

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Freja K · May 22, 2022

Caldwell, that is absolutely not how you pronounce Tove Jansson (Too-ve Yansson) but I'll excuse it cause it's always nice to see people appreciate her art. By the way my sister owns the old Finnish copy of The Hobbit which is illustrated by her!

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Nathanael Watkins · May 22, 2022

During the bit about the Naddpod Multiverse, I couldn’t help but imagine child Jake, wrestler Murph, and actress Emily as a strange version of that movie “August Rush”

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Darrell Golden · May 22, 2022

Anyone else catch Murph dismissing the mention of Balor so quickly? Baldor is definitely coming back and I'm soooooo here for it!

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Taylor Post · May 22, 2022

Jake coming off the top rope with a very quiet “I don’t think you’ve introduced yourselves” got me good, lol Then it devolved into a Rube Goldberg Machine of introductions and I had to pause it, I couldn’t breathe

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ChronoT · May 25, 2022

The fact that they got through the whole episode and still didn't introduce the characters was <3

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Jess Clements · May 21, 2022

My favourite power handshake is going for the shake then quickly tucking your thumb in close so the other person has to shake all your fingers and thumb as a big wet fish

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Taylor Post · May 22, 2022

The Dead Fish! There’s also the one where you tuck your middle finger in and wiggle it against their palm while your hands are touching but... I wouldn’t recommend that with people you don’t know WELL. It’s kind of disturbing

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Kelley · May 21, 2022

Love the Lord of the Rings love! Please look up the accompanying cover art for the copy of The Two Towers that goes with that version of The Hobbit (Special Book Club Edition). It's Legolas and Gimli and it is...something special.

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Cianistarle · May 21, 2022

Emily is the Stevie Nix of Dnd

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Saru · May 21, 2022

Sometimes " having controversial energy" is just being a woman on the internet. Emily is the g.o.a.t.

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ratatouille's monster · May 21, 2022

mischievous elf hippo

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Robert · May 21, 2022

This was an all time great short rest between Emily as Dennis Rodman and Beatrix as Dixie Kong

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8BitBruché · May 21, 2022

I've been working on a sentai/Ginyu Force type squad for my players to go up against called the Fallen Stars. I was a bit hesitant at first but seeing how Murph has handled Team Tection, my hesitation is completely gone. <3

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J. Marshall Smith · May 21, 2022

Also, Tove Jansson is incredible, her writing and cartooning in Moomin is super charming, and her Hobbit art is so good!

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J. Marshall Smith · May 21, 2022

Yall know so much more about basketball than I could ever hope to achieve.

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Nathan Reeve · January 21, 2025

Sarcasm?

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Kenny Cashman · May 21, 2022

Does anyone else think it’s weird that Emily is friends with Kim Jong-un?

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Katy Tacik · May 21, 2022

Y'all, look up that book cover for The Hobbit, it's wild.

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jsteeze · May 21, 2022

I’m @ing murph. Renowned 3pt specialist Rajon Rondo

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farmerjoe_y · May 21, 2022

ayyyye this is where it's at!

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Bodhi Milledge · May 21, 2022

Caldwell was that a Robot Rock reference at 21:50? I don't think anyone in the room got it and I want you to know I appreciated it.

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Allaura Kridler · May 21, 2022

Listening to this in slow mo is W I L D 😂😂😂

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Tren LF. (TheLagFairy) · May 21, 2022

Ok is it my phone, cause Ep 11 shows up as 19 and this short rest says 15 -_-.

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Quincy · May 21, 2022

It's been a couple years but I was in high school bio in 2016 and we did dissect a rat

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Squishy, Pawpaw's Brushtail Possum lover · July 27, 2022

I did it in 2019, when I was in grade 11

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Declan Konesky · May 21, 2022

Tbh the short rest could be less than 10 percent dnd and I'd still love it. Y'all can BS and I truly love it. I'm here for the sharks, the dragon pussies, the masturbating in a cave of eggs of Oi Ois or whatever... clearly what left the imprint was not the setting but the... romance

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Kevin but keviner · May 21, 2022

😂😂🔥 it hurts me when they try to talk about sports

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Taylor Post · May 22, 2022

“How many players are on the field—court” Hooo that got me good. I love this shit haha

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Declane Gilhooley · May 21, 2022

Lol the end felt like looking for loose duke

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Evan V · May 21, 2022

I also had to dissect a piglet! It was horrible!!

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Jelly · May 21, 2022

Sharted around on the free weights today for y’all

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Patrick Sullivan · May 21, 2022

If anyone ever does want to work out in Albany, check out ABC Fitness. Great gym, but also you could potentially see some pro bodybuilders or high level powerlifters while still having all the space and equipment for people who are completely new to exercising. I'm not in the area anymore, but it's a sweet spot. The owner welds new pieces of equipment himself.

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · May 21, 2022

Emily, you did say at some point, “Rainbow in the Dark is playing” and I thought, did she just reference Dio. I grew up on Heavy Metal 🤘 As an aside,since you are a drummer, if you want to listen to some complex drumming, listen to the Canadian bands. Neil Peart of Rush and Gil Moore of Triumph, both amazing drummers.

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Taylor Post · May 22, 2022

Yeah guys, have you ever heard of this band “Rush”?! Who the hell is this Pert guy, he’s awesome!

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Adam Haikal · May 21, 2022

You all should definitely come to Las Vegas!

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Gabriel Graywood · May 21, 2022

The Dennis Rodman and Jean-Claude Van Damme is Double Team!

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Kenzi Perkins · May 20, 2022

In 8th grade when we dissected frogs, this kid ate one of the testies and I never thought I’d think about it a decade or more later but now you all can share my memory

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Crits · May 21, 2022

Not sure that's a memory I want to share in /j

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MJMM · May 20, 2022

Oh my God! I have that Hobbit book! It's like the 50th anniversary collection and Gollum is terrifying!

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jackalope503 · May 20, 2022

I’ve been such a fan of each of these four for so long I’m stoked they’ve finally been introduced to each other. I have a feeling they could definitely make some cool shit together

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Bren · May 20, 2022

My 8th grade sister dissected a frog literally today!

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Kailie Hind · May 20, 2022

Ive never wanted a video for the short rest more than with this ep

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Ed k · May 20, 2022

I'm using the Moonstone campaign for my players on Sunday!! The 2 Crew is the reason I pushed hard enough to DM for my friends. Thank you so much. Murph.. can I have your blessing to use the bullywug voice?

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Not Another D&D Podcast · May 22, 2022

Of course! - Murph

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Driftwood747 · May 20, 2022

Right as I finish the previous ep the short rest drops ☺️ pure bliss

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Eugene · May 20, 2022

I wish y’all would come to the east coast soon! Charlotte would be a good place.

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Noah Jay · May 20, 2022

Seconded! I'm in Richmond but my parents are in Charlotte.

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Samantha J · May 20, 2022

Cheers guys 😄