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May 19, 2022

C3 Ep. 11: Beatrix (The Mothership Saga)

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Duck Team races to catch up to Beatrix amongst an army of security bots! Sol witnesses sexy office affairs, Calder discovers something close to home, and Callie learns about treachery amongst the Dragon Elves. Get tickets to our upcoming live shows at naddpod.com/live.

Music/Sound Effects Include:

"Engine Room" by Zimbot at Freesound.org.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Mothership" by Emily Axford.

"Paetina" by Emily Axford.

"Alexandrite" by Emily Axford.

"Bonkginya, Fia Bonkyginya" by Emily Axford.

"A Fairy Remembers" by Emily Axford.

"The Game Plan" by Emily Axford

"Mothership Lobby" by Emily Axford.

"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.

"Into the Planar Rift" by Emily Axford.

"Mee Maw's Burden" by Emily Axford.

Comments (67)

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St.Christopher Coming to Town · June 9, 2026

I have done the desk clearing thing with a coworker. It did feel like a movie ngl. If you know who I am in real life. No you don't.

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Brian M · April 12, 2026

Potato Skinderson is the goat.

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Little Cheese Confettis · December 11, 2025

Coming in 3 years later to say: Emily every time you rec a book I immediately add it to my TBR list <3 You haven’t steered me wrong yet!

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pluckythechicken · August 26, 2025

Glennifer Skydays is thinking about the Spring menu

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Frogndog · June 4, 2025

Crazy Train mentioned (spoiler for Skaldova Short Rest!)

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Invader Jimm · April 10, 2025

Oolo was very funny, Caldwell.

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Ian Mcilwean · February 27, 2025

Man Cadwell was just getting owned this episode. He attacks does nothing then is almost completely killed in 2 attacks.

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Jake L. · January 28, 2025

For future reference when I inevitably need to listen to this bit again: 27:10

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Blue Bee · January 21, 2025

I feel so bad for Caldwell as he learns in real time just how bad the 2014 monk is by getting knocked to death's door in 2 attacks and barely doing anything back because of the poor scaling on martial arts dice. Thank god Murph at least gave him those bracers so his AC is good for their level.

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Matt Davis · November 14, 2024

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaah" is obviously the end of Rain King. Can't believe Murph is such a fake fan, smdh. /s of course, I've just listened to that album WAY too many times. :D

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Pali Endi · October 24, 2024

Robodog 0010 representing 2-crew!

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Jackson Speed · March 11, 2024

I love the subtle callbacks to the original story the mountain in frostwind collapse because of hard one moonshine and Beverly

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Duffman · January 22, 2024

Love me some Frank Zappa talk🥰🥰

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Mrck · October 11, 2023

Goblin Emperor is so good, v good choice Emily

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Kyle Butler · August 11, 2023

Carpenter Brut is awesome! Great plug Caldwell, highly recommended you see them live if you get the chance. Epic show!

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Kaileigh Rose · December 29, 2022

You know it's a good episode when I say "oh noooo" out loud at the end of it.

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Victoria Fair · June 13, 2022

Very late to the show, but The Goblin Emperor that Emily mentioned is great!!

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Anne · June 3, 2022

I’m finally reading priory of the orange tree and I feel like the dragon elves are in that vibe! It sparks joy!

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Javan Thomas · May 26, 2022

29:35

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bj cox · May 26, 2022

I’ve listened to this 3 times and I’ve only just taken away that Sal is Green I thought he was red for no reason and that I want Beatrix to be new balnor loved the episode

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ChronoT · May 25, 2022

Caldwell/Murph, grapple is considered a "special melee attack" and if you're able to make multiple attacks with the Attack action, this replaces one of them (PHB pg. 195). Loved the episode, love the show!! <3

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Liam Harvey · May 24, 2022

Yes! carpenter brut is great. (Loved the episode too obviously)

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Amber Wilson · May 23, 2022

I'm loving Beatrix's voice and chaotic energy. Def giving me vibes of someone broken with zero shits to give. Excited to see how that vibe plays out in battle!!!

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Sara Wisdom · May 22, 2022

The Goblin Emperor is so, so good 🙌

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Magnoliidae · May 22, 2022

Yessss goblin emperor shoutout. Love that book

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St Avrel · May 21, 2022

Murph, your Beatrix voice gave me chills! So so good!

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Heidi Nehls · May 21, 2022

LOVE the Alexandrite music!! 5 stars.

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Patrick Sullivan · May 21, 2022

Is there anywhere to check out that yeast thesis? I'm in the booze making business too

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Daniel L Hodson · May 20, 2022

My 3 year old was in the car when i was listening to this and she randomly went “dad can i go to the waterpark?”

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Brother Lagniappe · May 20, 2022

Caldwell if you like Carpenter Brut, check out Zombi. Instrumental metal duo. Very similar vibe

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The Wizard Skoolie · May 20, 2022

Also, every time Murph describes the dragon elves' masks I can't help but remember the whole Witcher wolf mask debacle 😅

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The Wizard Skoolie · May 20, 2022

Shout out to the 0010 crew with the name on that dog tag!

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Parker · May 20, 2022

I promise you guys don't have to read my thesis it's really not worth it

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Thunderous Turtle · May 20, 2022

I'll read it... I missed what it was on though :p

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Desmond Knight · May 20, 2022

Full headcannon that mothership has "office romance" propaganda. Thats why they saw all those dramatic affairs. They're all literally having movie moments, same as the wizards and pals, just in a different genre :)

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Thunderous Turtle · May 20, 2022

Got stuck in a traffic jam on the way home from work. Thank dice christ this had dropped!

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Jack Farley · May 20, 2022

What kind of dragon was Beverly mishka paw paw the second? Weren’t they a black dragon?

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Hamish · May 20, 2022

Bit of sass from Murph-Daddy today 😋

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the worst cleric ever · May 20, 2022

“you guys are pushing it” was so funny

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Doot Noot · May 20, 2022

Yeah, Goblin Emperor was way better than I anticipated.

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Madeleine D · May 20, 2022

Woo woo shout-out the Goblin Emperor! It’s also got a sequel, where the saddest detective-priest in the world talks to the dead and solves crime (and goes to operas) it’s my shiiiiiiiiit

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Tren LF. (TheLagFairy) · May 20, 2022

Is the download file saying C3 EP-19 for anyone else?

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Lachy · May 20, 2022

I was just wondering how I was gonna find time for the episode today, and then you give it to me early?? What a special treet thanks team

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Theo · May 19, 2022

Dropping a sode right before my big ol tattoo appointment?? You honor me 💛

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Squishy, Pawpaw's Brushtail Possum lover · July 26, 2022

I could not listen to NADDPOD while getting a tattoo, it would make me laugh (and therefor move) too much.

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CharlieChase · May 19, 2022

There’s a “yeeeaaaahhhhhh” at the end of the song Rain King by the Counting Crows lmao idk if that’s the song y’all were thinkin of or not

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CharlieChase · May 19, 2022

I guess also long December has some whiny “yeah”s at the end

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Ashley & Andrew · May 19, 2022

Y’ALL SHOUTED OUT ME AND MY BESTIES BOOK! Omg! ^_^ I hope you enjoy An Ember in the Dark!!! ❤️❤️

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Jamjam · May 19, 2022

oooh that book was great! i read it long before the sequels came out and didn’t have time to read them yet - are those good too? (i’ve been burnt by series with great beginnings and awful continuations too many times)

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Ilana Galpert · May 19, 2022

I sent you guys a package a bit ago and I've become increasingly anxious about 3 things. 1. I forgot jake I will never forgive myself I promise I've listened to every episode of the pod and most of 8 bit bookclub and even the 10 (12?) hour livestream of the boob crew in the dungeon. 2. The P.s. was tongue-in-cheek and if you read it straight I seem like curdled dick cheese. 3. It comes across really promo-ey and while I do always want to plug K.S. Villoso I don't want y'all to feel used or secondary. anyway hopefully this clarifies I'm so sorry Jake has a letter coming (or may have already gotten it)

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Ilana Galpert · May 19, 2022

https://y.yarn.co/7ce2f085-c5a9-4770-acc3-7271babfa2d5_text.gif

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Tyler Mills · May 19, 2022

A sode before noon?! You shouldn’t have

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Grimwaller, Executive Chef of Bahumia · May 19, 2022

Master has given dobby a sode!

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Declane Gilhooley · May 19, 2022

Haha for me, it was uploaded in 11 am in Ontario canada 🇨🇦

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EggBilly · May 19, 2022

The sweeties bringing us an early 'sode.

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Martin · May 19, 2022

WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO

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Patrick C McAuliffe · May 19, 2022

A rose before noon for this ep that came soon!!!

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Grant Klein · May 19, 2022

An early morning sode? Thanks sweeties

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Jack Farley · May 19, 2022

Daddy Murphy you are absolutely BLESSING us east coasters with these earlier ep drops! You’re the man

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The Wizard Skoolie · May 19, 2022

Do my eyes deceive me? An episode dropping before 11pm? Praise be to dice christ 🙌

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Daniel Hoskins · May 19, 2022

Morning drop whoop whoop.

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · May 19, 2022

Wow! Still in the UK, Murph?

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David · May 19, 2022

First

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Taylor · May 20, 2022

Fourth on the list, first in our hearts

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Grace Franklyn · May 19, 2022

A Thursday morning drop?? We are BLESS-ED THANK UOU

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thomas musgrave · May 19, 2022

im gonna cry murphy daddy ty for this episode i just got to work

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Samantha J · May 19, 2022

Thank you! 😄