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March 30, 2022

Mixed Bag of Holding: Oh, Mr. Toad!

The 2 Crew learns the truth about Mr. Toad's birthday and reviews the stop motion Wind in the Willows show from the '80s. You can watch along here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wROfsl_fyhc. 

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Scruggzi · September 11, 2026

I loved this so much as a kid. The Paddington Bear stop motion from the 70s has a similar vibe.

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Kid Chaos, the pride and torment of the podcast · September 2, 2025

Wait, is this the secret origin of Onyx telling everyone they’re a Sagittarius?

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riddle me grinch · July 8, 2025

Ok thanks for saying it Emily. I also thought this was a Frog and Toad situation and didn't put it together until you said it.

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Ann Parra · March 24, 2025

I’m the same age as y’all and I read, “ The Wind in The Willows” as a child. I thought everyone did, but I’m now realizing I was mistaken. I absolutely loved it as a child. Hopefully that doesn’t reflect poorly on young me, lol.

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Doctor Ransom · October 25, 2023

Whoa! April 4th is my birthday! Aries babies represent!

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Adam D · March 6, 2024

April 17th, ARIES REPRESENT!

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Rafael C · October 5, 2023

Mr Toad's birthday is coming back around Murph... you've still got time to redeem yourself for last year...

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Dexter OG · October 4, 2023

this is my favorite book of all time… their misunderstanding of the content is just delightful

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Hannah · March 13, 2023

it’s so crazy that em brought up a.a milne when he did write a stage play adaptation

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Tara · November 29, 2022

anyone who confuses frog and toad with mr toad is irredeemable and i mean that

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aiyana graham art · January 20, 2023

this is the funniest thing I've ever read

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Katie P. · April 21, 2022

This scratches my Redwall and Brambly Hedge itches

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1man2hands · April 8, 2022

Wait I also thought Frog and Toad was the Wind in the Willows

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Oreo · April 7, 2022

I just found this and wanted to share with the class https://twitter.com/FrogandToadbot

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Kylee L. · April 6, 2022

Always fun to learn you have the same birthday as thee Mr.Toad

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Zachary Mullins · April 2, 2022

emily’s sigh of resignation after being called mr toad is so funny

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Mick · April 2, 2022

Mr toad one shot please!!! Also, y'all should check out the Of Mice and Murder on Dimension 20 series. It has a great murder mystery noir Mr Toad meets Sherlock Holmes vibe. Its a different type/style of D&D and some people will really dig it.

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Erin Paravel · April 1, 2022

I was trying to think why Badger's voice was so familiar--IMDb reveals that he was the grumpy wiseman (who argued with his hat) in Labyrinth!

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Iamtheskullboy · April 1, 2022

A one shot of Callie, Sul and Culdur in the Mr. Toad verse would be amazing lol

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Clio · April 1, 2022

Mr Toad has the same birthday as me!!! No clue why I am this hype about it

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Simon Cuthbert · April 1, 2022

I’m having an emotional crisis because I was born in 1990 in the UK and in the deep recesses of my mind I suddenly remember watching this as a child. Did it mess me up? Maybe… the journey of self discovery continues

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MJMM · April 1, 2022

Yes to the Mr. Toad one shot

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Garga Lenoir · April 1, 2022

The boys : Actually Emily you are the Mr Toad! Emily : Rumble rumble rumble...

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Evan Cordero · April 1, 2022

I'm so excited for the Toadsgiving One-Shot 😆😆😆😆

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Welibwe · April 1, 2022

I absolutely loved this as a kid. It was one of my favorite movies. Watched all the time

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Graham · April 1, 2022

I went back and listened to 8-bit Book Club, and I really hope you guys do more adventure books

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Vincent G · April 1, 2022

This is Jake's worst take ever and I've listened to early if I were you.

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Jake de Medeiros · April 1, 2022

If this better or worse than the advice that a lack of open sores means a person is clean

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Adah Kinzer · April 1, 2022

There was a clock tower in the background when Mr. Toad was on the roof

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AmberDextrous! · March 31, 2022

I love when we get episodes of 8 bag mixed bit club! Back in 1992 when I was 5, I was super into Barney. Barney lunch Box, Barney T shirts, Barney everything. My mom taught at a middle school, and so the bus would drop me off there after school, and there were these 2 8th grade boys that used to always make fun of me for liking Barney, and make the killing Barney jokes. And they would make me cry every single time. My mom would later tell this story as the moment she realized she was swearing too much around me because she walked into her classroom to hear these teenage boys mocking me with "Barney is for lite kids" and a tiny, cherubic, blonde-haired, blue-eyed little angel with tears running down her face screaming back "I am a little kid, you fucking assholes!"

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Candelario -Candyman- Ramirez III · March 31, 2022

Also, on the topic of killing Barney. I was reminded of one of my middle school teachers who had "Barney Carnage" on his computer and would let us play if we finished our work early. lol

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Candelario -Candyman- Ramirez III · March 31, 2022

Aside from his conversation with the bunny, my favorite joke was a sight gag. When he's on the roof and drops his clock, he's all bummed that he can't tell the time now. Then we see he's sitting next to a freakin' clock tower.

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Roger medina · March 31, 2022

Idk if this was posted her lol but it reminds me of the video game Control they had this kids show! https://youtu.be/lhMfHjN8CZE

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Michael W · March 31, 2022

I'll just say that the best wind in the willows adaptation was the live action movie from 1996, called Mr Toads Wild Ride in the US. It stars most of the surviving Monty Pythoners, and still holds up to this day.

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The completionist congratulating the succubi · April 1, 2022

I vote for 1983 animation movie this tv episode spun off from. but I think we all consider our first exposure to be 'the original'.

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The completionist congratulating the succubi · March 31, 2022

The only woman I remember, is just a woman. A human woman, the same size as all the other critters.

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The completionist congratulating the succubi · March 31, 2022

I had 3 videos growing up and Wind in the Willows was one of them, so I consider myself an authority, and I think you're all Mixes! Mr Toad is Caldwell's voice and goofs, with Em's chaotic enthusiasm, Mole is their friends-are-family gooey centre. Mr Badger is Murph's fatherly lawful order and Jake's desire to be the biggest, while Ratty is the cool-average-guy vibe of Jake and Murph's leadership... Most importantly this episode was a TV continuation from the movie! https://youtu.be/qNQ1kSfSIp4 Jake would probably still dislike it, but it makes MUCH more sense starting at the beginning and is more fun with the songs and duck dances. If nothing else, just watch 10 minutes from 18 minutes in (the film is a bit like 4 short stories) but THEN you'll get why Toad is a cross between Caldwell and Emily :) boop boop

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Alaina Moreno · March 31, 2022

As a Sagittarius, I feel slightly attacked…

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KCampbell · March 31, 2022

The last 10 minutes of the episode gave “Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride” a whole new meaning 😂

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Spag · March 31, 2022

I missed the 8Bit Book Club opening 😢, so good to hear it again

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Caelan · March 31, 2022

If you want more insane British cartoons then you need to watch Watership Down, the original cut from 1987. I’m not sure it was popular anywhere else, and for good reason 😂 it had a U-rating, and so people thought it was fine for kids, but traumatised generations! It was played on tv in the middle of the day around Easter. Everyone thought it was just a cute bunny film, but nope, its horrifying 😂

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OGBlake · March 31, 2022

Holy s*** Mr toad was born one day before I was rowdy

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Ryley D · March 31, 2022

8BBC Theme is so good and I just relistened to 8BBC too

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Sara Tarnow · March 31, 2022

Thought you all would be cheesed to know that there's a musical called A Year with Frog and Toad. I got the soundtrack as a graduation present in 04 and it is so wholesome

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Mortimer Lunch · March 30, 2022

Plz watch “The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai” next

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Rory Leschinsky · March 30, 2022

Every time y'all start an episode with the 8-bit book club theme I have to go back and listen to it again.

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Marley · March 31, 2022

the 8 bit book club theme slaps harder than anything ever

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Scott · March 30, 2022

I can’t wait till Em finds out that The Great God Pan, “Piper at the gates of dawn” makes an appearance in the book. These guys don’t live in the fae wild, but they definitely live close by.

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Sand Panda · March 30, 2022

If no one else said it: Nov 28th 2022 is a Monday.

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Scott · March 30, 2022

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gentry

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Adam Gomez · March 30, 2022

Oh how the tables have turned on jake from gaslighting murph to now being the gaslighted

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Canadian Schubert the Mushroom 🍄 · March 30, 2022

Yo, Emily bringing up Frog and Toad FLOODED my brain with childhood. Loved those books. And upon further research, they were indeed totally gay.

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Ian Dack · March 30, 2022

Ah the 8bbc theme at the start 🥳

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Macauly Leiher · March 30, 2022

Love that toad brought that normal clock on the roof when the roof itself had a giant clock on it

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King of the City Pigeons · March 30, 2022

Hey time they said “Badger” I imagined Badger from Breaking Bad.

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Joelle H · March 30, 2022

And this ladies and gents is why I'm a patron...

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Macauly Leiher · March 30, 2022

Hate to be that guy but there is a live action Mr.Toads Wild Ride that came out in 1996 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118172/ it looks like the perfect mixed bag follow up

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Mae B · March 30, 2022

Mr. Toad one shot with the Triplets? I feel like Mr. Toad has triplets energy.

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WitchKingofAngmar · March 30, 2022

What’s the stretch goal for the Mr.Toad one shot??

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Aidan Warlow · March 30, 2022

We just have to ship them a case of brandy and some Prozac for Jake

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Aidan Warlow · March 30, 2022

Idle rich is just sitting on huge portions of land, no work. Professions like Dr and lawyer were considered beneath them

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Lady Taco · March 30, 2022

I'm a Sagittarius and I definitely have Mr. Toad energy.

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Alexandra Katsma · March 30, 2022

I’m a Sagittarius too and I might have a little Mr. Toad energy, but in the same way as Emily. I almost have a new hobby every month. Otherwise I feel like I’m nothing like Mr. Toad.

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Dallon Taylor · March 30, 2022

caldwell just so you know, "reject modernity embrace tradition" has conservative, 'traditional' origins. not a good phrase

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Daniel Fenn-Tye · March 30, 2022

He probably knows, it also has made the rounds in satirical leftist meme circles

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EggBilly · March 30, 2022

Jake lives the library scenes because that's what he does in between recording episodes.

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Rebecca Groves · March 30, 2022

Guide to the classics: The Wind in the Willows — a tale of wanderlust, male bonding, and timeless delight https://theconversation.com/amp/guide-to-the-classics-the-wind-in-the-willows-a-tale-of-wanderlust-male-bonding-and-timeless-delight-151091

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Caitrin · March 30, 2022

My face hit my hands so fast when this went up, I’m delighted.

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TheTimePig · March 30, 2022

Now this is from my memory of The Wind in the Willows and the characters personalities: Caldwell has to be Toad (likes goofs, loves painting) Murph is Badger (wise and grumpy dad, gives good advice, compassionate) Em is the Rat (poet, song writer, kind, loves nature) Jake is the Mole (kind hearted, loves physical games, loves underground homes - dwarves anyone?)

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The completionist congratulating the succubi · March 31, 2022

Arrr, good arguments... I still think Jake is more cool-guy Ratty and Emily is more chaotic-fun-time Mr Toad... but I totally see it. If they were doing the voices Caldwell would definitely come up with Toad's voice and Jake does sort of seem like the shy Mole trying his best to be adventurous.

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Shane C · March 30, 2022

Mr. Toad one shot when?

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Lucas · March 30, 2022

This tv show is cursed I cannot believe I even tried watching it lmao. Thank gods for your commentary.

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Tristan Lestavel-Entwistle · March 30, 2022

It might not be clear in this episode, but headcannon: Mole and Ratty are absolutely a couple.

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Fraser Connell · March 30, 2022

I don’t know if this comes up in the ep yet, but Rat is voiced by Peter Sallis - the voice of Wallace from Wallace and Gromit! Cauldwell got an aardman animation book in the po box so might recognise that :)

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Rebecca Groves · March 30, 2022

And David Jason is voicing Toad AND Billy AND chief Weasel in that one scene!!

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Maniak · March 30, 2022

Jesus the cover

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · March 30, 2022

He was sick cause it started raining on him. Just cause they panned by an empty decanter on the dresser did not read to me that he drank it last night. Objection! Speculation!

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Dalton Elliott · March 30, 2022

My senior year of high school I played Rat in the play adaptation of The Wind in the Willows this hits such a good niche for me ❤

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Jeff Osvold · March 30, 2022

Hearing the 8BBC theme again put a big ole smile on my face! #Where’sTheHatch

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THEJordonBrown · March 30, 2022

WE DEMAND A MR TOAD ONE SHOT

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Aaron Burnell · March 30, 2022

There is no way for me to accurately explain the joy it brings me at the mention/declaration that Swat Kats was awesome. That was my shit and sometimes I fear it was a fever dream.

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Aaron Burnell · March 30, 2022

Also the explanation of inherited wealth as "someone in the family once knew the king" and "it was conquest and imperialism!" Will be joining my daily vocab

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alyssa · March 30, 2022

I listened to this and immediately watched the show. 😭😭😭 amazing

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Amos Polglaze · March 30, 2022

Anyone else horrified when they googled Zoobilee Zoo?

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Chris P. · March 31, 2022

Horrified? I'm elated! I've Never heard anyone else mention that show. I was beginning to believe I made it all up

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THEJordonBrown · March 30, 2022

I can’t believe I just watched that entire episode

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jackalope503 · March 30, 2022

I can't tell what I enjoyed more, this charming show or how annoyed Jake was by these sauced-up British critters

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Marianne · March 30, 2022

Who else lost their shit when Murph mentioned Under the Umbrella Tree?

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Madeleine D · March 30, 2022

Not my Austen-ass, historical fantasy ass nerd self joyfully shouting “Mr Toad has LAND! All them idle rich bitches got rent money! And your grandpa made a bazillion pounds from, like, having a mill or doing anything too close to Trade (ew gross ugh) you kept your damn mouth shut about it and married a lady who came with some frickin REAL ESTATE!”

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Leo · March 30, 2022

Mr Toad One shot!!

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emery board · March 30, 2022

hearing 8bbc opening after starting to make my way through the backlog,,, chef's kiss

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Noah James Perito · March 30, 2022

There was a film prequel to the series… mixed bag opp?

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Arwyn Robinson · March 30, 2022

Haven't listened yet, but I'm totally mentally prepared for maniacal energy for this mixed bag.

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Jack Farley · March 30, 2022

You guys absolutely punked me! I thought this was gonna be dungeon court but Mr.Toad takes priority

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foster the boneless duck · March 30, 2022

GOD I'M SO EXCITED FOR MY WORKDAY TO END NOW. TOA 6.5 hours

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Nesve Fowl · March 30, 2022

Yes time for another 8-bit book club dive.

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Broghar The Bugbear · March 30, 2022

Yeeeeee can't wait to listen on my way to work!! :D

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Shawn Ritz Arthur · March 30, 2022

Just drew a bath, cannot wait to relax and listen to this insanity

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Black jeezez · March 30, 2022

YES YES YES