Mixed Bag of Holding: Erotic Book Report

Was Welly inspired by the Divine Celibate?

I had an old roommate that had this book. It's no surprise that he had it.

It's 2025 and Emily has finally been able to play the divine celibate as Welly.

CURSED, ABSOLUTELY CURSED

WAIT I’m listening to this DEC 2024 and thinking about just how much Emily pulled from this crazy ass book for twilight sanctorum 💀💀💀💀

The Condom Cobbler!!! Can we revist this book? So good

Jake’s voice for the wizard voyeur… l died lmfaooo

Listened to this and immediately went to buy this on Amazon and it turns out it costs well over $200. Aged well I guess.

Caldwell's Condom Cobbler voice sounds suspiciously like his Eggman voice

I’m more of a cuneiform man my self

I need a one-shot using this material as a future Mixed bag.

I've just subscribed to this patreon so I am also a little late. I found this a long time ago on tumblr and usually try to run a sexy dnd game for me and my friends on Valentine's Day. It's some sexy 5e rules and I usually have everyone role for a fetish and punish/please them accordingly😌 https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t23Jx6i_FRYxVXqiKm8ZZcJ6sNXKpFibOKzRcrjFOx8/edit?usp=drivesdk

Super late to this but I'm playing catch up after a couple of hectic months. Regarding the Unicorn and celibacy, unicorns could only be tamed by "pure" beings and were, more importantly, protectors of pure things. If you've seen the old animated movie the Last Unicorn, there is a scene where one of the side characters, Molly, a middle-aged maid, meets the Unicorn and gets angry because when she needed unicorns most, they weren't there. When I watched it as a kid, that totally went over my head, but that bit of folklore makes the scene incredibly tragic.

Guess I'm late to this party but fun fact: condom use is 99% effective IF used according to manufacturer's instruction. The average condom effectiveness is estimated to be around 80% because listed on every "do not" is "fast repetitive motion" and. "Friction"

"I guess humans don't usually have sex for a whole hour" all the wlw listening 👀

Move aside hot tub brisket mixed bag I found my new favorite episode

For anyone who wants to see some of the book. NSFW 🙈."Book of Erotic Fantasy - Imgur" https://m.imgur.com/gallery/CnoCi

Murph please have a Knotbinder in the capitol of Eldermourne, that’s some great fodder for the flaming skeleton (Carlisle Lochnamoor?) to get exposed to.

Its pretty cool that a Knotbinder could see Hanks broken fairy promise; what an amazing mixed bag tie in that would be

The fact that donkey and the dragon from shrek wasn’t brought up at all I’d unbelievable 😂

That was so damn funny.

1000% need a horny one shot lol!

I just listened to the episode of mixed bag where tucker was revealed to be a joke, I almost stopped listening bc I thought everyone was being so mean to Jake about his horribly failed marriage. Every single day I thought about Jake making dinner for his wife’s boyfriend

Ugh... have tried to listen to this three times now, but every time we start it up, the music gets me and my wife all worked up and we have to do tender sexing on each other. This is the worst.

Alternate name for pillowtalk spell: bone of truth 😂😂😂

https://img.fireden.net/tg/image/1535/15/1535150586631.pdf Here’s a link for a 5e guide to sex, it’s amazing 😂 My players are fiends so they enjoy it

y’all heard it here first folks, murph thinks goin at it for 20 mins is “a while”

I just spent way too much money on this book for a Christmas present

Just incredible

Book is sold out everywhere. Where can I find this PDF!? 😍

This is quite possibly the most on fire you all have been together….ever? 10/10 quality content, this is why I pay for the Patreon.

I miss 8bb! Wish we could get it back in some form... even with an irregular schedule.

I would loveeee to have a character who’s like a tarot card reader w the find true love spell. They’re lonely and single and bitter because they used the find true love spell on themselves when they were young and it turns out their true love is trapped on a different plane. They do tarot readings and tell people about their true loves and sometimes do it just to stir shit. The beginning of the campaign is someone offering a way for them to go to the plane and finally find their soulmate!

Didn't the first season of dimension20 revolve around 7 missing virigins

Someone fucked up by not naming "wet dream" "power word cum." Or at least making it a more powerful version of that spell. Also this episode was amazing and what I needed to get me through a rough start at work.

Listen, imma need some of that music

Next month they should go look at fatale, it’s fucked up but it feels in line with this insanity

Literally crying on my way to work. It’s too much hahahahaha

Ohhhh not the kind of knots I was worried about lol

Technically Hardwon would've lost that bonus for the Thiala fight lmao

And now divine Celibate, unicorn mount *cue unicorn from robot chicken*

I've never been more glad that I didn't listen to that episode in public, qjdjdjw. God of Anal killed me sjfbfbdnsksks. Jake's voice... 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

The dragon horde sex really makes me rethink the Hobbit

I was cracking up my whole walk like a crazy person. Thank you.

I have totally came hard enough to regain a spell slot on a short fuck

Spell Meld slaps?? So??? Hard???!?

Perv seer wizard and god of anal Jake Hurwitz is my new favorite character 😂

I knew I heard of it before. Noah featured it years ago. This is ridiculous. https://youtu.be/kFR36BfY9bc

“Perhaps you’ve met my son, Hungry Dave” took me OUT

What is Rian Nurphy's bonus to sex?

the lemon rind thing might be leftover from when some AFAB people would stick a cut lemon up there prior to sex bc the acid kills bacteria? lmfao

that staff must do piercing damage

2022 merch idea: sexy dnd party calendar

Also I am 10,000% here for a campaign of sexy diplomats, including having a quickie in the corner of a Love Shack so the rest of the party can be protected from scrying while they plot

The intro and outdo music for this are possibly Emily’s most powerful compositions. Brava.

I can’t wait to listen to this oh my god

Jake's new character's staff will be the true jizz-arm

This puts the mummy rot scene from Fantasy High Sophomore Year into a whole new perspective...

Jake has insane energy for this mixed bag and it's giving me life.

My hs English teacher almost let me do a book report on fifty shades

I 👏 AM 👏 HERE 👏 FOR 👏 THIS 👏

My only complaint (not really) is that I see this now at night but will listen tmrw at work. Im a commercial painter and it gives a whole different meaning to painting units...

The dragon info would explain shrek😂

My son is in 3rd grade and he is learning cursive. Should I be worried?

Is the book still available for purchase?

FINALLY :) im binging on 8 Bit Book Club and just vibing off the freaky vibes.

This is absolutely the thing I didn’t know I needed 🤣

Groovy. It's an interesting read to say the least.

I'm so excited!

im catching up on eldermourne and i literally paused mid ep when i saw this notification oh my god

WowWowWow

Oh God I am so ready for this

This is what I'm here for

Hey sweeties!

emily why (emily thank you)

This is the most extremely Emily content I've ever seen. It's like she got a fastball right in her wheelhouse. Can't wait to hear it.

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