Short Rest: Bahumia Two-Shot: Treasured Heroes (w/ DM Jasper William Cartwright)

I really want the sound byte of Murph shouting "it's gatorade" for my ring tone 😂

Deconstructed pasta idea: inject a tomato with vodka and oregano, insert raw ziti noodle and slurp. Always s n p your tomato. Pawpaw kiss.

Nothing better than good Port (Tawny).

Liverpool FC for life!

How you diss bloody mary's like that!? 😩

Jasper! How dare you! Remove that thorn immediately! Balnor even said in character, that he saved but was aiming for the cow-catcher! That is a rose, my dear man!

If you can be swayed away from London I'd suggest my team, Leeds as we have extreme chaotic energy I feel like you could vibe with both on the pitch and as a club (e.g we were pretty good, went bust, swung from crisis to crisis for years and now back in the PL)

I'm surprised Jasper didn't call a Mimosa a Bucks fizz

Don't go for Arsenal. Go for West Ham Emily. Plucky blue collar under dogs

Man I love bloody marys, it's bloody Caesars that are disgusting

Mannnnnn Jasper has some real bad takes in this and I was so hype for him to be here

I wish we could see the media jasper showed the boobs

I keep forgetting Caldwell isn’t in the short rest. I keep waiting patiently for his input and then I realize he’s gone😢

i have fought against my ADHD so hard to listen to/keep up with the story for these podcasts and its worth it every time y'all are awesome

Emily, I'm sorry but 100% you shouldn't support a London team. I'd argue for the case of Newcastle but.... God we suck 😢 I think Brighton, but also if encourage you to read about Leicester. Both those teams have had incredible growth and rise to strength. Brighton as a town is much more you're kind of place I think, Manchester u and city are high flying teams and always have been... The city is amazing but... Nooo..... Hahah tnagwnt over JASPER I LOVE YOU you KILLED this

Surprised a rose was not given for the overly fancy teehees. I heard giggling everytime and also made me laugh

I’m not sure which is worse, Jasper saying “it’s ok to root for city” or saying Sako is the best young gentleman when Rashford is raising money to feed children during the pandemic

Finally a ton of British references. WKDs are the worst though

#teamarsenal

The term for dumb fancy experimental food that Em was looking for is "Molecular Gastronomy"

This was such a good episode & short rest!!! Would you guys be able to credit the artist who came up with the swan aarakocra concept though?

Em, support Liverpool

Did anyone else think any time they said Handock (? Lol) in the episode it sounded like Hotdog?

How did nobody say ‘take a penne leave a penne’

Going to an FC Dallas v LA Galaxy game tonight! My mom was upset that it was Galaxy and not LAFC, since the latter is apparently better.

Family ! Morning booze = Irish Coffee! Or just a shot of Bailey in your basic coffee! GUYS!

Can y’all link jasper’s maps and or pictures of NPCs?

Okay but try Cucumber Limon Gatorade with vodka or tequila. You can pour out like half a bottle of Gatorade and since it's so opaque, if you replace it with alcohol and carry it around and no one will know.

my partner's family is from El Salvador and their take on michelada is lemonade with beer and worcestershire sauce... that's good shit 🤩 much better than a bloody mary or a Caesar imo

Fun little trivia, Dragonflies are actually the most successful hunters in the world. They catch something crazy like 95% of all prey that they go for. While Tigers for instance kill like 5% of their chases.

Pinterest for D&D inspiration is always a great idea! Especially if you need a quick token for roll20 or something.

A michilada can be nice AF if that’s what you want for dinner lmao can’t even fit in one street taco afterwards

YES EMILY!! LAFC is the best!!! Editing to also support Jasper's case for Arsenal. Or anyone but Spurs really.

Jake can’t really chat shit being a Spurs fan, though I’d certainly love to see this rivalry grow between Jake & Emily

Yes! This ‘sode was amazing just finished and was sitting around like “now wut”