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July 23, 2021

Bahumia Two-Shot: Treasured Heroes (w/ DM Jasper William Cartwright)

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Join us for Part 1 of a Bahumia 2-shot series DMed by Jasper William Cartwright! The Boobs are the guests of honor at an award ceremony, but get more than just accolades. Balnor meets a new dad pal, Moonshine looks good in cheese, Hardwon tries sewer shrimp, and Beverly jumps the possum. Listen to Jasper on Three Black Halflings wherever you get your podcasts! 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

Sound Design by Daniel Ramos (twitter @schubirds and website: www.onlydans.cc)

"Toxicity System" by Daniel Ramos

"Pordemola" by Emily Axford.

"The One Who Came Before" by Emily Axford.

"Kiss of Life" by Emily Axford.

"The Posse" by Emily Axford.

"Starspawn" by Emily Axford.

"Stallios" by Emily Axford.

"Speaking Stump" by Emily Axford.

Comments (58)

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Bomberman64 · December 25, 2025

You can only find this on the mega collection time to find out why.

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zoe cosplayed moonshine! · October 16, 2025

god you can really tell jasper is a fan!!! i love it so much

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S Gee · September 28, 2023

Loving Jasper

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Extra Crispy · August 22, 2023

You can tell Jasper is a fan because he went so hard 😂. I know people are calling him railroady which yeah maybe a little but I think he is trying to fit everything into one episode one shots are really hard to do under normal circumstances and this is a really build out world for that.

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DannyDM · May 12, 2023

Holy railroad Batman. The first 30mins is just Jasper's disposition 🤣 Idk if I can make it al the way through.

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Gearbox · July 26, 2022

This one might not be for me, I'm 45 minutes in and there's been one check that mattered, and no opportunities for player agency so far. It's funny enough and hopefully it's just because it's a one-shot, but it's extremely on-rails so far.

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nonya bizness · August 10, 2021

I super love getting to hear Murph play and cackle with the boobs as a player- his laugh boosts my seratonin every time 😂

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Steven Strait · August 3, 2021

Great episode and one shot all around, loved Jaspers Dming. Will definitly be checking out TBH

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Paul Hartsell · August 1, 2021

This episode is what happens when NADDPOD gets horny on main.

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Garga Lenoir · August 1, 2021

Murph : Dick-Man? That's terrible Also Murph : Let your DM take you to the sex room!

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Daniel Green · July 30, 2021

With Jasper's accent and his enthusiasm, he sounds a lot like Alec Steele to me. And I mean that as a compliment. Alec is an excellent Blacksmith and YouTube personality. Very fun episode!

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Bright Morning · July 30, 2021

Will they release the new updated character sheet for Balnor??

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RedPaladin44 · July 27, 2021

Bro. Absolutely loved this. Can Paw Paw's briefcase double as a saddle?

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Hyacinth · July 27, 2021

This was SO good, I'm binging Three Black Halflings now, I have no choice

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Grace B · July 26, 2021

JASPER RULES

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Amy Driver · July 25, 2021

Cried so many times to count (English in America) Jasper is Amazing!!

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Kelly Varanay · July 25, 2021

The dick man killed me IMMEDIATELY I love Jasper

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Bonky Fiasco · July 24, 2021

I am craving lasagna SO MUCH after listening to this episode. 🤤

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Jack M · July 24, 2021

Last summer NADDPOD carried me through the pandemic, I discovered it in may and everyday I would go for a walk/run in the same field and listen to an episode, sometimes multiple, haven’t been able to do that as much just cause I finished campaign 1, and caught up for 2. Been having a tough summer and Being able to walk in that field and listen to Bahumia again really made me feel fantastic for the first time in a while. Thank the 2 crew always and thank you Jasper for DM’ing. This episode has a special place in my heart

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SyrupSampson · July 24, 2021

Can we please call this Honey, I shrunk the Boobs?

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BuckyBoy · July 24, 2021

👏🏽👏🏽 more jasper!!

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1man2hands · July 24, 2021

What kind of dad hates fart jokes what is up with Balnor

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Driftwood747 · July 24, 2021

Malora I shrunk the boobs

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Andrew G · July 24, 2021

YESS IM FINALLY HOME TO LISTEN

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Penny Garbo · July 23, 2021

What a treat!! Great episode guys! And Jaspers accent was great. Made my drive home fly by

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Pagos, Self-Proclaimed Fae King, Now with Real Musical Improv Action · July 23, 2021

Jasper's voice had me from the get go. I love it. And I feel the need to start three black halflings. But I am also trying to get through as much of R A Salvatore's 30 year saga as soon as possible because of what he is supposed to be doing it is next book in regards to the drow and how people perceive them. So much content

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Laura Neuwirth · July 25, 2021

Three Black Halflings is so worth the listen!!!!!

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DnDiplomacy · July 23, 2021

This was absolutely brilliant! I'm stoked for next week 😍

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Dave 3D Art · July 23, 2021

Flood Heavy

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Alicia Torres-Onisto · July 23, 2021

Little Sicily loved it

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tautcarabiner · July 23, 2021

I also listen to Three Black Halflings so I've been very excited for this all week and was not disappointed. Great start to my Friday

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Supsupcool · July 23, 2021

This ep could also be called “honey I shrunk the boobs”

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Holly · July 23, 2021

Release Hardwons letter to moonshine!!! We have waited long for the conclusion!! Please 😁😁😁

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Nora nora · July 23, 2021

"Crusade Against the Cruset" was a CRIMINALLY underrated line this ep

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Nathan Kenney · July 23, 2021

This is great! Also, Balnor has major Jens Lindell vibes in this episode.

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Scott Specht · July 23, 2021

Wait. Did Emily make a Borderlands “catch a ride” reference?

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Quinn · July 23, 2021

I missed the boobs so much!!!

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1man2hands · July 23, 2021

Oh yooooo I've been hype for this since I saw it on the tbhalflings insta story let's goooooo

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D.S. · July 23, 2021

A Meloras Orgasm sounds like a killerdrink in a bar in Bahumia

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Metagamer Shamer · July 23, 2021

Well now we need to come up with the recipe.

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Holden Spencer · July 23, 2021

Jasper is amazing! He did such a good job keeping up with/being patient with the goofiness of the boobs hahaha

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Freen · July 23, 2021

What the dickman says, goes.

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Joshua Johnson · July 23, 2021

Wait will there be a short rest this week?

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alex · July 23, 2021

I believe Murph said they would have short rests, at the end of last weeks short rest

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Ian Dack · July 23, 2021

Wonder if the length was on purpose 2:22:20 Lol

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Crankysister · July 23, 2021

Dodo has big Tom Holland energy. I love it!

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Rj · August 2, 2021

I also said this!!!

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BuffVenom · July 23, 2021

I just started binging three black halflings this past week from the beginning - so much more invested for this Jasper's DMing: "What the D***Man says goes" 😜

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squalor and splendor · July 23, 2021

Band of boobs ba2mia 😩

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Franny McCabe-Bennett · July 23, 2021

I'm 15 minutes in and absolutely loving this!!!!!!!

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Michael K Merkle · July 23, 2021

I was having a really crappy day until I saw the return of the boobs thank you guys

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wilson menary · July 23, 2021

I’m stoked!

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Cristian Perez · July 23, 2021

Yooooo been listening to the halflings. That laugh in the intro is CLASSIC!! Can’t wait to listen tomorrow!

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Seth Jensen · July 23, 2021

baaHOOMia

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · July 23, 2021

You can never have enough Boobs!

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Ross Minick · July 23, 2021

Hahaha I see you murph being sneaky and posting the night before thinking we all wouldn’t see it lol

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Nadja Nordstrom · July 23, 2021

I'm almost to the end of c1 and not ready to be done with the Boobs! Great timing!

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GC · July 23, 2021

big ups