Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 23: Scrappers

One of the best short rests yet love yall

Owning it as a joke is absolutely what I did when I shat myself at school lmao

Listening to them talking about shitting their pants reminds me of a boy in high school that purposefully shit his pants during class. He asked the teacher to go to the bathroom and the teacher said to wait a second, but the kid cries "uh oh" and shit himself, to which the teacher kicked him out of class. That kid was definitely a legend.

im so glad i dont remember what happens at the end of the campaign bc i get to be re-hype about the idea of zirk inventing Revivify in this world, like thats SO fucking cool!! imagine being the guy who invents revivify!!!!

You could always call the guisarme a billhook. They're pretty similar lol

I love that people from Buffalo corrected them on the ranch/blue cheese front!! I thought about commenting, but it's SO many years late that I knew it would not reach them.

Super late on this, but im from Buffalo and I LOVE when you guys talk about us💙💙💙

Why not just call it a Billhook

i knew a guy who did shit himself in school, and he played it off as a joke and it did NOT go well

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I had just went through this huge moment of emotional praxis when they were talking about a kid shitting their pants cause I struggled alot with IBS growing up and CONSTANTLY SHIT MY PANTS IN SCHOOL and being able to laugh with them--- AND THEN MURPH GOT ALL SERIOUS ON THEM ABOUT THE JIZZARM AND CALLED IT A CUMSTICK AND I WAS WEEPING LAUGHING FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND LEGITIMATELY THOUGHT I SHAT MYSELF AT ONE POINT. MY PARTNER AND ROOMIE HAD TO CHECK ON ME CAUSE I WAS SOB-LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY FROM 'I DRAW THE LINE AT CUMSTICK". Thank you. Thank you so much for that.

Time to root for the Cleveland Browns. All the luck points and ranch you want here.

Jake if you're gonna bandwagon for the Colts you better swing by Indianapolis in exchange!

Be sure to put your dice out tonight! Full moon and total lunar eclipe (visible from the Pacific, including California, Australia, and all of the beautiful islands and countries between). https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/map/2021-may-26

I peed my pants in class in third grade. I switched schools the next year.

Shit your pants for ranch, never have words spoke more to me.

What course is Emily on for learning about plants and gardening?

As a Buffalonian, it makes me so jazzed to hear you guys talk about it all the time. Thanks for giving my city and the Bills so much airtime! It’s surreal to hear media that I truly love talk about where I live, and in a good and fun way, on a regular basis. ❤️ if you all want anymore Buffalo talking points for Henry, I’m sure any of us Buffalo Naddpoles would happily help out!

great episode as always! I have a suggestion: if/when the third mates find the old city of zelbuldar(?), you could have the spells or items they find be crowdsubmitted by your subscribers? (or at least be inspired by the things the listeners submit). you could even hold a contest for that on the discord or patreon.

As someone from NY that is a Colts fan, I support this heel turn

Hey Murph, instead of the Lucky feat for Jake and them, look at the All Or Nothing Coin instead os a variant to lucky. You reoll something, but it automatically becomes a 1 or a 20, nothing else.

This for some reason is my favorite short rest. It makes me very happy.

So, I have a small suburban farm, and I own a scythe instead of a lawnmower. My neighbors really have mixed feelings about me I think. I know the scythe talk isn’t like, the highlight of the ep or anything, but it’s the most metal thing about me and I rarely get to brag about it 🗡💎

The gemstone talk transported me back to 15 years old when I worked for a pearl and gemstone seller who sold wholesale jewelry. And I was often "tipped" (aka paid portions of my salary) in gems. Smokey quartz is very beautiful, but my favorite thing was the green turquoise. Gems are cool, don't work for coins, only gems and pearls you guys.

Must have missed something, what was the Buffalo thing origin? Did they mention Buffalo and people got mad? Great short rest, thanks for the advice on pants shitting reactions.

May it please the Dm & players. As one of the Buffalo ppl that was OUTRAGED bout the use of ranch on wings. I would volunteer to drink a bottle of ranch with you if you came to Buffalo. Also Hank should not get luck points Hank should if anything get unlucky points! In my current campaign I’m running I made a Blacksmith named Hardwan and he has a brother Hank 😂 Other foods & drinks Buffalo ppl like Beef on Weck Louies or Ted Sahlen’s hot dogs Mighty Taco Logenberry Canadian beer ( Molson & Labatt ) Polish food (Pierogies Kabasa)

I had an awful day in college one time where I was really not feeling good and had to go out into the woods for an aquatic biology class. I ended up sneaking into the woods to get away from the class to try and shit in peace, but only ended up shitting my pants. Luckily I had the isolation and distance from the rest of the class to clean up throw out my underwear and pretend it never happened. Still one of the worst days of my college career

Does anyone know how often they ask for Dnd court cases? I have a juicy one lol

A LOT of Van Richten’s guide made me think of NADDPOD & the choo-choo crew in particular, but this discussion of double edged luck points made me think of the dark gifts section! I can see that being much more up a fairy “blessing” alley.

JAKE NEEDS A TIMEOUT FOR THE DOUBLE DOWN

Yo you gotta shit your pants again?? As a joke?? To avoid being the shitty pants kid???

In college I convinced a friend to do a shot of ranch at a restaurant. He did two, I have video evidence, and might I say - it went even slower than we thought it would.

I come here to listen to you guys shoot the shit

Are you guys not using material components for spells? I know Fortune’s Favor is one of those seemingly insanely good spells without the material cost as it consumes the pearl it takes to cast.

There should be a jizzarm pateron tier

Murph please don’t ever not scream “RANCH!” When somebody says the word ranch. I think it shatters my brain how funny it is every single time.

God I have not laughed like this in a while!!! I totally pay for the jizzarm content!

What I can’t figure out is to what degree do they believe in their dice rituals or how much of a joke it is them being superstitious villagers worshipping the moon.

Love the thought of lucky feat variant with full metal alchemist's equivalent exchange properties. Or mirror effects with Shank. So Hank uses a lucky point to hit and Stank in turn has to do half damage to Hank. Also daily d4 roll to see how lucky you are that day with 4 being all 3 and 1 being 0.

If Murph shits himself in a live show I want to know how he hypes himself up to actually shit himself

With all due respect, may it please the court, judges Tanner, Murphy, and Axford (and bailiff Jake), please come to buffalo and we’ll forgive you for your ranch-related transgressions. With all due respect.

Damn Henry would be really cool if he was a farmer and used a scythe as his weapon

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This was just what I needed to end the week ❤️ thanks for a great ep and hilarious short rest 🤣

Hank gets luck points, but every time he uses them Murph gets an “unluck” point that he can use to give Hank disadvantage on any roll.

I for one would love a Tim Hortons DnD podcast. Donuts and Dragons.

With all due respect your honors, One of the commenting Buffalonians here. Only love to you guys! It's all in good fun and honestly nice to here anyone talking about Buffalo in a nice way at all. Buffalonians are really proud of local culture and always want to talk about it, but we are notoriously kind and friendly. There's a reason Buffalo is called "The City of Good Neighbors"! Thanks for all the shoutouts and for talking up Buffalo. Here is a vintage commercial from Buffalo about "talking proud"! https://youtu.be/46Ive-dRXVo

Between this and Mice & Murder all my DND content has been very shit-centric lately

Gotta shit your pants for ranch.

Hi! I cover the NFL for a living. If you would ever like to incorporate the Buffalo Bills, Bills Mafia (the name of their more eccentric fans), or the Indianapolis Colts, I’d love to give a few suggestions

Someone in my high school shit themselves in weight lifting and literally transfered schools two weeks later.

My argument for the Colts replacing the Bills is in the discord Jake. Also make sure to tune in for the Monaco GP quali tomorrow (it’s much better than the race itself)

With all due respect, you don’t have to be from Buffalo to realize Bleu Cheese >>>> Ranch

Had 10 minutes left of the episode when i got a notif of this dropping, perfect timing 👌

Damn! That was quick, thanks yall