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Eldermourne - Ep. 23: Scrappers (1 of 2)
May 21, 2021

Eldermourne - Ep. 23: Scrappers

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The Third Mates square off against a crew of Scrappers in a hidden cellar while a Ghost Dragon rages above! Zirk researches new healing techniques, Henry narrows down the source of his curse, and Fia attempts to locate her long lost friend. 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"Irina" by Emily Axford.

"Haunting Visages" by Emily Axford.

"Zelbuldar 3" by Emily Axford.

"Ghost Dragon" by Emily Axford.

"The Scrappers" by Emily Axford.

"The Children" by Emily Axford.

"Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford.

"Gunvar" by Emily Axford.

"A Friend for Life" by Emily Axford.

Comments (51)

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Mars Cat · November 10, 2025

THE INTROS ABSOLUTELY PEAKED 🏔️🤯

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Jedidiah Archer Smith · October 24, 2025

Did Fortnite dance get cut? I swear Fia does a Fortnite dance at some point in this campaign.

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Cameron Cook · January 2, 2025

echos of Turtis

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Bryce Peterson · November 11, 2024

I love the image of Hank’s anger boiling over as Zirk sings the Jeepers Creepers song.

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passion · November 9, 2024

holy shit I was dyyyying when they spared that guy and made him promise to run for office

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Witpending · November 29, 2023

I truly cannot believe it took us this long to get to "jizzarm"

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Harry Kearns · December 16, 2022

The three aaaahs in a row when the cleric suggests they give the dragon the body is hilarious to me

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Foster Doss · July 10, 2021

Fia has halfling stats I thought? Shouldn’t she get to reroll 1s?

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Joseph Webster · July 28, 2021

Fia has Vedalken stats. Tarragon had halfling stats, so you might be mixing those two up.

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1man2hands · June 22, 2021

So we all ship Fia and Irina right?

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Nick · June 19, 2021

Getting more and more Stormlight Archive vibes as the campaign moves along. Really cool

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D'ran Dana · June 11, 2021

So glad you're watching the expanse!!!!! Aahhhh!!!! I feel like you guys are my friends even though I know so much about me but you know nothing about me. Please do a show in Portland Oregon!!!! Big nerd D&D crowd here

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Joey · June 2, 2021

A little late to this one but there is a minecraft villager sound at 53:08

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Mark Cruger · May 31, 2021

Absolutely hilarious episode. The short rest was equally hilarious. You all are on POINT with these recent episodes. Lovin it!

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DT · May 28, 2021

Emily you have to read the books. The science fiction is so well done and it is even better than the show!!!!

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Julia V · May 25, 2021

Zirk and Henry fighting over having Fia braid their hair was so endearing. Really loved that moment.

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Harrison · May 24, 2021

Cannot wait to hear how Murph tackles this new character’s accent on the next ep. The man has a million voices to remember at this stage 😂

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Terran Benedict · May 24, 2021

42:07 - 42:10

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Squirrels are awesome · May 24, 2021

One big braid?

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Francis A Leyco · May 24, 2021

Not sure why but I loved the part when Hank said She said hum it not sing it!!

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Fallon · May 23, 2021

The Mitchell’s vs the Machines was SO good I just watched it today!

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tacticalgrandma · May 22, 2021

Caldwell’s braid jokes were absolute roses for me this episode.

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Ross Minick · May 22, 2021

FELATIO IN THE CELATIO IM DED💀💀💀

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Tech Adept Crafts · May 22, 2021

That pep talk! Was feeling too amped to sit and paint, so had get up and walk about. I always love it in the COE whenever the one presenting it starts to crack up over one of the jokes.

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Isadora Fonseca · May 22, 2021

Fia and Erina are honestly too cute!!!

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Amanda Diamond · May 21, 2021

Just me over here shipping fia and erina 🥰

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PolarityBear · May 21, 2021

I don't know if anyone's read the Stormlight Archives, but what's happening with Henry and his curse reminds me of a major character's backstory

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Stephen Joyce · May 21, 2021

Third mates = bills mafia

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Jack · May 21, 2021

Dang would've been so easy for them to get a surprise round on the dragon then do the ritual with a much lower dc

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Daddy Master Dandy · May 21, 2021

Go blue cheese! Go Bills!!

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Reina Kim · May 21, 2021

The energy in this episode is IMMACULATE

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Kris ✌️ · May 21, 2021

I love when Murph says "so Fia..." I ALWAYS think he says "Sophia" and I'm like 👁️👄👁️ sOPHIA LEE??? MY BELOVED???

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S Koster · May 21, 2021

Love the Expanse!

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James Wagner · May 21, 2021

Yes!!! The blue cheese reference in the COE!!!!! Hearing ranch last short rest as a buffalonian was so painful

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HalfLighter · May 21, 2021

Have any of you had a chance to read the new Ravenloft sourcebook? It looks like there's a lot of stuff in there that would fit into the Eldermourne setting. I actually noticed in the Dark Gifts section there's a mechanic for giving someone a Living Shadow, which could be cool for Hank/Shank.

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Dominic Moreno · May 21, 2021

Jake's true curse is dropping gold lines like Crescent Moon Reformation and not having them noticed

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Emily Lalande · May 21, 2021

I cant wait to catch up on The Expanse! Emily, have you watched Shadow and Bone on Netflix? Russian inspired fantasy that you might like!

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Maia Costea · May 21, 2021

The Expanse slaps and I can't wait for a review from Emily when she's up to date <3

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Omar · May 21, 2021

Did the scrappers using their formations remind anyone else of Rens team from the Wizard tournament?

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Fulton · May 21, 2021

Jake went from not doing an intro to BEING the intro

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Dustin S. · May 21, 2021

the only downside to listening to these so soon after they get posted is now I have wait to listen to the short rest

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faizaan723 · May 21, 2021

It’s funny, I think The Expanse books are genuinely more action-packed and fast-paced than the show, which is much more political and contemplative

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Jonathan Yarberough · May 21, 2021

Zerk likes traps 👀

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Paxton · May 21, 2021

I heard that too

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Stuart Whitmill · May 21, 2021

Being a person from Buffalo, I love it when you guys say " GO BILLS!" It fills my heart with so much joy and I die laughing!! Love you Celler Fellers!

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Daniel Rodriguez · May 21, 2021

I prostrate myself

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Canid Duality · May 21, 2021

Caldwell with the phrasing catch. Finger? Think she meant point fingers. 🤭

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kyler sergio · May 21, 2021

The best opening ive ever heard

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Michael K Merkle · May 21, 2021

I just love how Jake went from no rhymes whatsoever in campaign 1 to writing some of the best rhymes by campaign 2. Now that's growth.

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Pagos, Self-Proclaimed Fae King, Now with Real Musical Improv Action · May 21, 2021

Uhm... I’m just looking at that musical piece entitled “Gunvar” and I’m expecting our little book friend to be packing some heat

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Jeffrey Steck, Lord of the Fjord · May 21, 2021

Scrap time!