Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 18: Temple of the Guardians

The nut cut 🫣

Murph made my book real.

Now they sell Gak as a tool to clean between keys on your keyboard.

You can really tell Murph had Resident Evil fresh on the brain with all these environmental puzzles in the last few eps

release the nutcut

I know this is an old episode, but I hope they realize that catapult is a line spell, and can hit a different target if it misses the first.

I love that the city pigeon bit is still going on...

Jake: we all experienced goo differently as a child Me: yeah it was a goo-d time

I need to know whether the seasonal fairy books Emily had were the same ones I had? the flower fairy books? I LOVED them so much my mom got a tattoo of one of them :)

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Throwback to city pigeon 😂

time to start an oops! all nuts content tier on patreon

#protectmurph

There was a great college humour skit about gun control)mass shootings using Murph with a Nerf, it's real lol look it up

A few months ago my roommafw shot me in the eye with a Nerf gun and scratched my eye and I had to wear an eyepatch for two weeks and use special drops because it wouldnt stop watering and was super light sensitive but the upside was for a month after that I could see in the dark out of that eye

I thought Giff were elephants. Also are we set on the word "goo" or...

The catapult spell will cause an object to move in a straight line UNTIL it hits something. If you can line up multiple enemies, you can cause multiple saves, only damaging the first target who fails.

Release the nutcut

Less city pigeon and more finch.

Nerf or nothing

Release the NUT CUT!

Thanks for making my books real Murph! Dungeon Master? Naw! Pagemaster!

So do we direct compliments to Murph's backdoor now?

Yo Murph wtf dude.

Murph : Urgh nerf guns were annoying... Also Murph : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5kPDr_gLgk&ab_channel=CollegeHumor

What do you feel about another can they kill it on your last week of the month 👀

Murph screaming "Ranch" made me cry laughing!

YA'LL NEED A CRUELLA DEVIL

I love that just after that dnd Court murph basically pulled a "puddle puzzle" with the sheild being in the description and not a single chair was thrown, but instead his awesome wife dodged it with a Nat 20 🤣

Emily: “Murph, you make all your bad guys so lovable, make some bad guys I can HATE” Also Emily: sees a literal vampire standing next to the body of someone she just killed, who then actively tries to harm her “omg I love her, such style” 😂😂

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Some friendly advice from one Alchemist player to another, in case you forgot, the Alchemical Savant damage bonus applies to cantrips as well so Zirk's Firebolt in the episode should have had a +4 to the damage roll.

Ok but were the fairy books the rainbow magic series??

What!?! A punch to the gut, a kick in the butt, that we don't have a nut cut!!!

every time I hear "Ranch" shouted like that, it throws me back to the "Ranch tooth" Wendy's commercials from the early 2000's

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Release the uncut nut murph

RELEASE THE NUT CUT

Catapult is an awesome spell! You're using it halfway correctly - if they fail the save, they take damage and the 'projectile stops moving'. If they pass the save, they take no damage but the object continues - if there is another enemy in the line of the spell, then THEY have to make the save and so on and so forth. Catapult rocks.

Does anyone remember if Emily has mentioned any specific books/stories that she's referencing with those eastern European fairy tales? They sound cool and I wanna read

I’m with Murph, I liked the Gak farts.

Murph is always our city pigeon

Thank you Murph!

Sweet