Eldermourne - Ep. 18: Temple of the Guardians

Caldwell: YEHAWWWWWW Murphy: no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

AH YES a key point here in my third relisten baby, my namesake 😎

I relistened to the Campaign for my favorite one liner: "You're -you're not scaring me... you're aiming at the shadow of my nuts."

I am a smaphire is my new mantra

YES! Indiana Murph is in the house!

PLEASE bring the honks back in the intros they are my faaaaavorite. Trickster be praised

it’s a witch-ual

Hold on a dang minute. Did Caldwell reference Letterkenny when he said "lots of fun in Quebec"?

"You're not scaring me, you're aiming at the shadow of my nuts" is the best one-liner I've never heard

I would just like to take a moment to call out Jake's joke about a witchual and what pure comedy gold that was. Lol

I want a “I am a smapphire” t shirt

I had tears in my eyes during the community theater corner

I would dare anyone who denies that the dice gods have a story to tell to listen to all those performance checks for spritle and bookvar at the end

This episode had some wild energy, so fun

Ok random but Caldwell did you say your last two episodes of big city greens??? I got both of my roommates into it and it has become a "family" show for us! It is so funny!

The blue lights, the spectres, the caves, the underwater temples, it’s serving me Disney’s Atlantis and I’m lapping it up

Okay, I've been re listening to the Bahumia campaign at work and saving the Eldermourne for the drive home. Total deja vu!! Literally JUST listened to Beverly telling Ole Cobb to stick a stick ofy dynamite in his gun and shoot it at the mythril dragon. Now, Zirk hands toddler explosives and also suggested shooting it out of a gun again. Dying 😂🤣 Emily and Jake, I can't believe you gonna let Murph get away with these shenanigans!?!! Giving Caldwell explosives like he doesn't want him to mishandle them... Caldwell, you're innocent and adorable so obviously not to blame 😊😝

In regards to Yeehaw for Zirk Virvain...as Jake once said: "Love that for you"

No matter how many times Caldwell describes Zirk, I will always picture him as the doctor from Treasure Planet.

I feel so sorry for Murph, I felt the pain of those shenanigans in the trap room deep in my soul 😆

I would do anything to see Murph's face when he fumbled saying Quickblast Calloway, I love the idea of a bandit who can't pronounce their boss' name 😂

Does anyone know how em is dealing so much damage with her dragons breath? At 3rd level she’s dealing fireball avg damage with a repeatable BA spell... it should be max 4d6 no?

Idk if this joke makes sense but: Attacking the (swinging ceiling) Blades? Who are you, the prophet cain?

Had strong life is strange vibes from that beans obsession "those were my fu**ing beans!"

My favorite types of nat 20s are the ones that are not only important but simultaneously are some how flipping murph off at the same time😂

Olwen should ask her husband culhwch for a haircut off his uncle am I right?

Yee-Haa Zirk!

Just what i needed at the end of a stressful week 😁

cowboy z-bop

Does anyone know where to find Emily’s music it’s not all on Spotify

It’s about tiiime!!!!❤️

Been waiting all day for this

Nice