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February 5, 2021

Eldermourne - Ep. 12: The Prophet Gideon (w/ Lou Wilson)

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The HexBuds get a troubling update from Glada, then head off to face the Prophet Gideon. Corbeau delivers an actually inspiring speech, Tarragon saves a centaur, and Jabari puts a hex on Gideon. 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Small Forest Stream" by CraftCrest at Freesound.org.

"A Wizard's Tournament" by Emily Axford.

"The Hexblood Centurions" by Emily Axford.

"Sir Reynard" by Emily Axford.

"Stallios" by Emily Axford.

"Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford.

"The Purge" by Emily Axford.

"Sea Beast" by Emily Axford.

"Fantastic & Fuddling" by Emily Axford.

Comments (72)

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Frogndog · September 29, 2026

"I'm a feminist!" takes me out every time, lmao

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Frogndog · September 29, 2026

"He does 46 damage to you"

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riskutforthebriskut · May 7, 2026

im glad they razzed emily for trying to name drop Anthony Bourdain lmao

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Beluga, Gunks undersea mount that only drinks dr.p · December 5, 2025

JAKE WHY DID YOU #robtherhyme ?!?

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tre blessing · August 31, 2025

#releasetherhyme

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Beluga, Gunks undersea mount that only drinks dr.p · December 5, 2025

Hey there centaurs, your not the only one who wants to #releasetherhyme

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i am a smapphire · July 7, 2025

Hey there centaurs, running through on my third relisten, hello to my babes on the same (or first!!!) journey 💗💖❤️

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Nar Navar · February 3, 2025

Caldwell background laugh was great

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dummythixon · December 21, 2024

Jake lost Faction Points this day😢

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Ben Perry · May 26, 2024

"The Dip". Gotta be so so careful here

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Brinn Anza Art · December 2, 2022

hey there centaurs it's me, your boy

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Bec Robson · June 26, 2021

#robbedtherhyme

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D'ran Dana · February 13, 2021

This reminds me of the Garth Nix necromancy...I love it!!!

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Breanna Spencer · February 9, 2021

So like can you guys sing a parody of that Hex Girls song from Scooby-Doo as your battle ballad plz lmao

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Andrew Bonkginya · February 8, 2021

My insta is andrew_troutleap if anyone wants to just chat about naddpod and how rad the prophet Gideon is.

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zach orion miller · February 7, 2021

Corrupt fairies sound awesome, can't wait for that little wisp of a foreshadow to play out in the future.

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Mim · February 7, 2021

I love that Emily is reading The Priory of the Orange Tree. It's a hefty book but absolutely one of my favourites 😊

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An Astute Owl · February 7, 2021

I am here for Jakes chaotic intros

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Nathan Wilson · February 7, 2021

I swear I heard Caldwell laugh at the end of the intro. Did anyone else? Right at 2:25

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Noah · February 6, 2021

Okay but imagine if Hank became a hexblood?? That would be dope and I feel like it would make sense with his character

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tacticalgrandma · February 7, 2021

I was thinking that too! I'm not sure what Hank's build looks like rn, but I could see a fighter/monk build working out!

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Dmkampz · February 6, 2021

While listening to the show and doing laundry, I pulled my clothes out of the dryer too early and put them on. Needless to say I felt like Corbeau with wet damp clothes.

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tacticalgrandma · February 6, 2021

Is Stallios nonbinary? It seems like there are multiple npcs in Eldermourne who use they/thems, & that makes me really happy!

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Jonathan Turner · February 6, 2021

Did anyone else notice the Hex mistake? Hex gives disadvantage on ‘ability checks’ not ‘saving throws’. Meaning Gideon shouldn’t have had disadvantage against his saving throw for stun. Would probably have changed the outcome a fair bit as he wouldn’t have lost his Legendary Actions. Still my favourite arc in a long time anyway.

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Olivia M · February 6, 2021

I came here to say this. I don’t like being a rules lawyer but Hex would be SO op otherwise 😅

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Heidi Nehls · February 6, 2021

Every time I hear Glada’s voice I imagine her as a giant, feminine version of NoHo Hank from Barry.

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Cameron Davis · February 6, 2021

#STOLETHERHYME

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Jessie Kelly · February 6, 2021

Beautiful! I loved every second of it. I miss Caldwell but the hexbuds are some of my favorite characters yet.

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Patrick Woodbury · February 5, 2021

@murph did you ever read Sabriel/Abhorsen? I've never seen necromancer bell magic anywhere else! Maybe it's an old motif but I hope I see more!

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Not Another D&D Podcast · February 6, 2021

I got it from Bloodborne! Lots of bells to summon allies + such. - Murph

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Stephanie F · February 5, 2021

Listen. I need, I NEED TERRAGON TO BREATHE FIRE GODDAMNIT. WHAT WILL IT TAKE???? Also, you carry on with your bad self Jake. Be a nonconformist. Lou and Emily? Step up to the plate! Do something even more unexpected! One up Jake with a drum solo! Do your intros together where you each alternate saying a word! Do it in pig Latin and refuse to acknowledge the confusion! Come on now!

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Terran Benedict · February 5, 2021

This episode should come with a trigger warning for Centaurs.

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Terran Benedict · February 5, 2021

Two things: 1) There’s never been a character I’ve not loved on NADDPOD but Tarragon is by far the cutest. 2) I gotta have more of this group, on more adventures after this one. Hopefully the next adventure with this crew includes Caldwell (maybe someone these three turn into a hex blood?) 3) I lied when I said two things. But lies are not nearly as bad as what Jake did. #RobbedTheRhyme

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Dana A · February 5, 2021

when Tarragon said "when there's a villainous man I can't be attracted to him but when there's a villainous woman I can"... I felt that 😂

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Dana A · February 5, 2021

also, the "closed loop hug" bit is my favourite bit on this arc, gets me every time

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Dylan W · February 5, 2021

Darn you Jake Hurwitz! #RobbedTheRhyme

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K · February 5, 2021

I loved Jake's intro!!!

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Nate Maas · February 5, 2021

Jake's wildcard energy is the greatest part of the intro. WILDCARD!

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Dani M · February 5, 2021

I got teary eyed when Jabari said the thing about there being more hexbloods

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Eduardo Hanst · February 5, 2021

This arc is giving me some Dragon Age Inquisition vibes... And I'm here fot it!!!!

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Kaleb O'Brien · February 5, 2021

J-Witz starting with the quip! Love that for him.

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Hunter Steffes · February 5, 2021

Hey there Centaurs...

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Patrick Woodbury · February 5, 2021

You're not the only ones who...

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Tim Sauerland · February 5, 2021

I’m loving Jake’s brand of chaos, just fucking with Emily, Caldwell, and Lou’s intros. Coming out the gate strong 💪🏻

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keysi ellle · February 5, 2021

robbed the rhymes but gifted with something better 🤣

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James Scott · February 5, 2021

@murph I've noticed you dont check to see if players are killed when being dealt more than half of the total hp past zero. Is this just edited out or do you guys not play with that rule.

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Not Another D&D Podcast · February 5, 2021

Doesn't the negative have to equal their total HP to kill a PC in a hit? 5e makes it extremely difficult to kill someone in one shot, so I only pay close attention to it for situations like when Bev fell off the tower. - Murph

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lilly smoke · February 5, 2021

Corbeau was so awesome this episode! Good job to all y'all 😁

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Mad Dungeon Mama · February 5, 2021

@murph hex doesn't affect saves :( tried it with my spore druid (thanks Moonshine!) why a dear that lets me get hex

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SaltyBurrito · February 5, 2021

No Jake keep it up with the intros. I love the chaos it causes

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Matthew Nielsen · February 5, 2021

jabari saying they should look for the opportunity for collateral damage is perfect

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Jacob Corona · February 5, 2021

Dear Murph: Hex affects only ability checks, not saving throws!

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Christopher Wagner · February 5, 2021

Do we need to call the ruleing police? Or can we just enjoy a show.

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Bonky Fiasco · February 5, 2021

Lake got to be a lawn mermaid too, right? Please say yes. 😭

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thedragonllama · February 5, 2021

Of course not! ...They were a dogfish :)

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Arwyn Robinson · February 5, 2021

OMG that moment when Corbeau said "my blood for yours"...literal chills

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Rachel · February 5, 2021

omg i haven't been so stressed listening in a while!

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Alex · February 5, 2021

I like this new intro style!

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FusRohNahSon · February 5, 2021

Im on Jake and Murph's. It was honestly so desperate of Lou and Emily to use Jake's genius ~~

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Aaron Kerr · February 5, 2021

Naddpod out here running sleep patterns for all those east of America

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Jonathan Yarberough · February 5, 2021

This is what helps make my job tolerable, you guys are awesome!

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Christopher Wagner · February 5, 2021

Jake is the best!

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Christopher Wagner · February 5, 2021

Been waiting for this!

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Arwyn Robinson · February 5, 2021

Bless you Daddy Murphy 🙏

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InsertName · February 5, 2021

Lou is awesome! I miss Caldwell but he needs to spend time with his little girl. This arc has been fire.

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Bridget Denman · February 5, 2021

Ur the best guys! 💛

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Joe · February 5, 2021

Literally just caught up after a busy few weeks. Gonna have listen to this while doing drunk yoga at 3am cause I need to do at least 3 thing at once or I'm wasting my free time haha

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Scott Allen · February 5, 2021

This is the way naddpod was meant to be experienced. Enjoy, my friend.

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Swivels · February 5, 2021

#robberdtherhyme 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

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Connor Noonan · February 5, 2021

#robbedtherhyme 😂

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Patrick Strickland · February 5, 2021

Stoked for this! Loving Lou on the show!

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Frank · February 5, 2021

Rad