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January 30, 2021

Mixed Bag of Holding: Lord of the Rings Personality Quiz

The 2 Crew takes an LOTR personality quiz and examines all of their deep, deep flaws. Murph & Emily inadvertently become a cognac household, Caldwell argues for the shower power of water horses, and Jake partakes in second breakfast. 

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Audro Baggins · May 29, 2026

Ayy just 5 or so years late I took this quiz and got Gandalf 🧙‍♀️

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Roy Prishkulnik · April 6, 2026

Someone must've commented this already but I don't see one, so: Jake at the end: Yes, we've had Merry, but what about second Merry?

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Kaidan C · April 6, 2026

I got Sam which honestly feels wrong

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SolemnSeagull · February 19, 2026

Was not expecting Aragorn.

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Kat ! · December 1, 2025

cognac bits went hard thank u murph

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The Grinch (feral) · May 11, 2025

I cannot for the life of me find the link to this quiz Edit: found a reboot of it, ended up getting gollum💀💀🤡 (which tbh only adds to my brand™️ lol)

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The Grinch (feral) · December 16, 2025

Also here’s the link for whoever is intrested: https://uquiz.com/quiz/8ljw9F/which-lord-of-the-rings-character-are-you

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M. Hedrick · January 4, 2025

TEAM ÉOWYN STAND UP

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henskate · March 13, 2024

Emily and Murphy just nonchalantly saying “Mm.” in perfect unison to Caldwell’s lore dumps multiple times in a row killed me lol

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Cicely Hodges · February 14, 2023

A year late, but Aragorn gang represent

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Sean Zenitram · October 20, 2022

Gandalf gang 🤙

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Miles Aguirre · October 3, 2022

Murph: Emily people really over-value your silliness Emily: I’m gonna go with I don’t deserve to cover the world in darkness 😂😂😂

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Mangykobold3 · April 11, 2021

Arwen

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Josiah Muskrat · March 29, 2021

As a mixed bag, you guys should speed run The Fellowship, but with Bev in Frodo’s Role, and Balnor in Sam’s role. I know Blood Keep did something similar, but it was set at the end of the saga. What about a fellowship speed-run that ends with the Balrog fight?

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Nikolaus Cox · March 12, 2021

Guys, this is for real. A great way to get into the Library of Congress right now is to create a piece of media about COVID-19. I wrote an opera recently that has now gone into the Library of Congress because it was inspired by and written during the pandemic. The Library of Congress is treating it, and other works like it, as historically important as it reflects the art of COVID-19. So if you guys make a COVID-19 special, maybe a one-shot, and make it publicly available, it stands a very real chance of getting into the Library.

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Sabrina · February 27, 2021

PLEASE make a "What NADDPOD Character Are You Quiz?" if you can <3

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Martha McKenna · February 12, 2021

This was such a fun episode

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Joseph P · February 8, 2021

Harry Potter quiz next?

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AmberDextrous! · February 2, 2021

I got Merry as well but that DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE.

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Cody D · February 1, 2021

Related to the Bullywag Mating Call I put that on my soundboard and my friends love it.

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Mouse · February 1, 2021

I got Arwen which was surprising, as I am not a romantic person necessarily and am also not courageous enough to fight a bunch of dangerous monsters by myself

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Daniel Moran · February 1, 2021

I got galadriel and I'm riding that high til the day i die

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Karlsputnik · February 1, 2021

+1!

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Kenny Cashman · February 1, 2021

Never read or seen LotR (😬) but I got Gandalf lol

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Maggie Schaller · February 1, 2021

So I’ve never read or watched LOTR (I know), but I found the quiz and got Frodo. That seems good, yeah?

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Witch of the Wyrd Dreaming · January 31, 2021

I didn't realize how happy getting Sam would make me lol

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Casey White · January 31, 2021

I got Frodo

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Andrew · January 31, 2021

Jake, Remy Martin VSOP is a great one

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Alex C. · January 31, 2021

Who honestly thinks Caldwell is not tough? #StrongCaldwell

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Alfie Wild · January 31, 2021

Looks like ASS is back on the menu Bois!

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Yura · January 31, 2021

I think this is one of the funniest mixed bags I've cackled at in a while 😂😂😂

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Christopher Wagner · January 31, 2021

This iis just great fun to listen too. You guys are such a great group of friends! I died laughing tonight!

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PineappleLiar · January 31, 2021

I did the quiz along with you guys, and also got Legolas! I tried to keep my answers pretty unique, but I also chose the fell beast pet, so maybe that’s the through line?

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Alex C. · January 31, 2021

Chose the Fel beast as well but I ended up with Gandalf.

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MLEbug · January 31, 2021

I know I'm a big nerd but Great Eagles should NOT be a choice for a pet! They're not a species so much as they are a highly intelligent race with a language and everything! That would just be slavery!

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Garga Lenoir · January 31, 2021

John Feathers approves!

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Karlin Compton · January 31, 2021

Caldwell’s friggin back baby

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Cameron Seker · January 31, 2021

I think his baby has a front too but I guess I don’t truly know

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Austin Smith · January 31, 2021

#emilydeservestobindtheworldindarkness2021

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Turner Tush · January 31, 2021

#emilydeservestobindtheworldindarkness2021

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Corbz · January 31, 2021

It’s so weird how even in the LOTR quiz they all got Jon Snow...

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H-Train · January 31, 2021

1 TAKE JAKE IS BACK BABYYY!!!!!

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sesamese · January 31, 2021

im anxiously waiting for Jakes disppointment of not being Aragorn, id love to be a Gimli

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Mirarreiro · January 31, 2021

Wait wasn't Deagol actually Smeagol's brother? lol

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tommy · January 31, 2021

his cousin actually lol

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Logan Reinink · January 30, 2021

I would want to be samwise

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Joseph M McDevitt · January 30, 2021

Oops all Aragorns?

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Alastor D. · January 30, 2021

This is gonna be great

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shahshahsbizadv · January 30, 2021

Jake gonna force Aragorn for sure 😂