Short Rest: Eldermourne - Ep. 2: Jabs and Hooks

I can’t believe they shirked at doing a full live play autopsy description but dragon dick and pussy is totally fine.

Snatch Brad Pitt is exceptionally wiry

Oh hey, 5 years later and here's some OG "Emily loves a chipped tooth" content. See you in Skaldova!

i LOVE snatch, brad pitt is the coolest in that movie

“Brad Pitt’s the man” aged so poorly lmaoooo

instead of doing the arena w/ the tiny monsters, cursed swords, fish men, like they did in the hell casino, they should do naddpod's most notorious loser arena, willy vs. ren vs. sewastion vs. denny

Willy is the Stars Hollow Kirk of Eldermourne

Huge rose for murph’s descriptions of the boxing fights. Loved it!

Or Willy can have cousins all over that do different jobs. And they all rhyme with Willy

"you rolled so bad you have Syb a backstory" 😂😂😂

Caldwell would 100% be the most attractive serial killer. Everyone says Ted Bundy was hot, I don't agree. Serial killers need hot representation. ✊

Hey Murph, is there a way that Emily could have “helped” Fergus that would have resulted in a DQ for Fergus? Edit: Asking out of curiosity, not saying Emily did anything wrong. Just want to make that clear.

For Jake: the Class Variants unearthed arcana has an unarmed fighting style for fighters, paladins, and rangers. You could retcon that as your fighting style for fighter without losing any echo knight goodness.

Don’t know if Caldwell will read this but disguise self is great to use with the friends cantrip because who cares if the person you cast it on becomes hostile to the person you’re disguised as

A belated rose for Emily. I teared up when Fia said to Bukvar, "It is OK to be bad at something, that is how we learn and what we love to do, we love to learn." Your delivery was so honest, nurturing and kind. You truly channeled some Mr. Rogers-level vibes there.

There is a unarmed fighting style from some UA is amazing

Hmm familiar sounding fake name from Murph. https://youtu.be/CUiWixSCaiY?t=33

Did anyone catch the punch out reference with Glass Willy? Good job Murph

Been thinking lately about builds to take advantage of the echo knight abilities alongside the unarmed combat, why doesn’t Jake use his main character as a grappler while your echo deals the damage. Could make for some fun scenes, or just two guys jumping somebody unarmed. Like Naruto shadow clones lmaoo

I am starting to imagine Eldermourne in a kind of Darkest Dungeon art style!!

It would have been cool to see Emily use her Guidance on Fergus and get him disqualified for cheating

I'm sure Murph has already seen this, but on the off chance he hasn't Zee Bashew has cool video about making monsters in D&D more like the witcher. It might be hard to incorporate into the style they do for the podcast, but still might be helpful! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhjkPv4qo5w&ab_channel=ZeeBashew

definitely naming my next player character cardboard tangerine

The octopus mention gave me the most pressing question: has Emily seen My Octopus Teacher yet? Please advise.

Brad Pitt in Snatch is great... but maybe a little too fit and confident for Henry! Agree though with the episode giving Snatch vibes!

I don't know if anyone said it yet but every time they talk about Fia's train I imagine them animating it in some way: so that instead of using a horse and buggy to travel they roll around in what would essentially be a mobile tiny home

Snatch is a perfect parallel to this episode, it’s literally set in gangland London and features bare-knuckle boxing. You guys need to get it watched!

Perk of the Echo knight: (from @moose_0 on TikTok) the different versions of Henry can all meet and decide that he is the worst version

See gang leader who dresses fancy and carries an umbrella gives me strong Penguin from Batman vibes more than anyone else, interesting who the influences actually were!

As someone who rolls all their characters with 3d6, it's strange hearing how crazy yall were about the negative stat and rolling negative

Don't give up on the echo knight, your idea sounds so incredibly cool!

I don't know if anyone said this yet but there's a UA fighting style called Unarmed Fighting which can give d6/d8 bludgeoning for unarmed attacks. Might be useful for Henry

I'm so glad someone said something about the pugilist Benjamin Huffman's pugilist class is amazing and I'd love so much if Henry became one

Spritle should have a swing earring to sit on

Just joined patreon and I'm loving catching up on all older short rest while keeping up with the new campaign! Thanks for the great podcast

2 episodes in and no dragon privates

"One Big Bed" was a good alliteration and I think "Tiny Traincar" or "Tiny Train Trailer" is super cute!

Can the next Patreon stretch goal be to let Emily play a character named Binky?

God damn, I want henry to be a boxer

My best friend and I have the same first name, so we used to goof our substitutes like that all the time

Is anyone else getting Jojo's Bizarre Adventure vibes from Henry's upcoming echo knight abilities? Caldwell, I hope we get some Jojo Stand jokes!

The bonuses youd get in certain situations has an equivalent in pathfinder 2e where you get a circumstantial bonus or lose out on something with it

Hearing Emily mention Bartok the Magnificent added 10 years to my life. It’s the best direct to dvd sequel ever

In my imagination Fergus is basically Rhino from the old Spider-Man comics🦏

Might already be too late, but Jake originally said he wanted Henry to be patterned after a sad Midwesterner ... would he be better as a Vikings fan? They're pretty long suffering too, and it would be fun to see a struggling, sad sack group of seemingly badass Vikings!

Snatch is so much more than a Brad Pitt boxing movie!!! You all need to check it out!!

EMILY! I took inspiration from you and named my two foot tall grung ranger Binki Balboa! He is running for mayor in his Ewok esk village

When fia changes bookvar he should oragami fold himself into the other animals

Also, question for Emily: Have you at all looked into the Order of Scribes Wizard subclass? It’s the newest Wizard subclass in UA and it’s all based around having a living spellbook that enhances your spells. It’d also add some potential Drama down the road since the level 17 feature lets you avoid death by sacrificing pages in your spellbook.

I definitely hope Jake switches to Pugilist. It seems like exactly what he is going for with Henry. A worn out, down on his luck boxer. Also he would have a resource called Moxie, how fitting is that for the Geeky Blinders 😂

Cardboard tangerine is absolutely the kid version of solid snake!

Snatch is a classic movie that I think the whole BoB could enjoy. Check it out guys. Brad Pitt's character is spot on!

as someone who can't handle gore, i appreciate the pivot to the magical autopsy!

Axelrod, Emiliana

It may have already been mentioned but Wizards added an Unarmed Fighting Style in UA a couple of months ago. Your Unarmed Strikes deal 1d6+STR and you deal an extra 1d4 damage to creatures you are grappling. Also regarding skill checks, in case you weren't aware, you aren't obligated you use the indicated attributes when making skill checks. It's perfectly rules legal for someone to make for example, a Strength-based Intimidation check, or a Constitution-based Athletics check, if it fits the context.

Murph, how dare you deprive all of us of an “Emily and Caldwell led” audio autopsy. That would be podcast gold my friend.

I kept my octopus familiar in a glass jar tied to a sash at my waist. I got to sleight of hand pop him out and he did an octopus scouting mission in strahd's castle once. eventually he got caught and now he's an owl because that was satisfying enough for me to stop being difficult .

Jake you should definitely look into pugilist! It’s could have some great synergies with Echo Knight

I really appreciate there being a character who uses they/them's btw!! It makes me really happy, thanks for including them Murph

Hey Murph! Do you have Kobold Press's "Midgard: Heroes Handbook"? It's got an options for weapon maneuvers with each being unique to the weapon type and are pretty good utility. Love the campaign so far!

Ooh will we hear the theme Emily composed for Madame Whitlock someday? Such a cool character and I'd love to hear the music you created for her!

I appreciate jake's self-restraint and effort in not derailing the conversation by not over-describing Snatch but you know you're underselling it by calling it the brad pitt boxing movie. That movie is 100% the vibe of that bar, and also excellent

Murph there are variant rules in the PHB for skill checks, Fia could do a Persuasion (Intelligence) (for example) check using her knowledge of magic or something. It's situational but let's the Geeky Blinders not automatically fail every social interaction lol

If Jake is SERIOUS about being a brawler splitting fighter and monk is something I’ve been looking at using. Disarming and stunning strike would be pretty wild.

This may have been covered in a way back Short Rest but I’m curious if you, Emily, practice your accents around the house for awhile before and maybe after committing. This is what I’ve been imagining from hearing you talk about your process this campaign.

I feel you on the sketchy searches. When I was in the navy I got put under investigation because someone found my shadowrun notebook.

I love the idea that Henry’s echo would be used for shadow boxing, stay the course Jake!

Did jake senpai notice my puglist tweet!!!!??

Hey jake idk what fighting style you took but there is an unarmed fighting style option from ua

All your chemistry just makes my week, every week <3

It’s official: Willy is the Kurt from Gilmore Girls of Eldermourne!

What kobold press book did Murph get the pit fighting rules from? I'd like to get more into Kobold press (I have the Tome of Beast and Creature Codex) but would like to get more of the mechanics they build.

Thanks for the flashback. I used to have the Encyclopedia Brown book that was also a cookbook because all the cases were food related.

I remember my first day of college when introducing myself as Rebeccah and they could call me "anything but Reba" - guess what I've regretted ever since...

You've successfully hooked me in for campaign two, absolute joy to listen to right off the bat!

In 3.5 there were several types of bonuses to different abilities, skills, and/or AC: Enhancement, Circumstance, Luck, Sacred, Resistance, Morale, Deflection, Natural Armor, Competence, Insight, Racial, Shield, Size, and a few more. In 5e it's just Advantage and Proficiency modifier. Much simpler.

cardboard tangerine vs. riz gukgak who’d win

Encyclopedia was a nickname for Encyclopedia Brown. It was because he, as a kid, knew seemingly as much as an encyclopedia.

I literally yelled to the universe and not 10 seconds later I got the notification this episode was up. Thank you, universe!

SERIOUSLY....best birthday ever. Thank you i