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October 23, 2020

Eldermourne - Ep. 2: Jabs and Hooks

AD-FREE EPISODE FOR $5+ PATRONS! 

Our new heroes deal with the aftermath of the mysterious horror's attack on Thornkirk. Fia adds a new book to her collection, Zirk gets a nickname, and Henry shakes off some ring rust. 

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Club chatter, London" by mlteenie at Freesound.org.

"Rowdy Crowd" by xtrgamr at Freesound.org.

"Boginya, Fia Boginya" by Emily Axford.

"Into the Fire" by Emily Axford.

"Spare the Spritely" by Emily Axford.

"The Witch's Hut" by Emily Axford.

"Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford.

"The Lonely Autumn" by Emily Axford.

"A Friend For Life" by Emily Axford.

"Guardians of the Grove" by Emily Axford.

"Kingshammer" by Emily Axford.

"Fia" by Emily Axford.

"Henry" by Emily Axford.

"The Posse" by Emily Axford.

"Unknown Tome" by Emily Axford.

"Langston" by Emily Axford.

Comments (72)

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Summer Tribe · July 17, 2026

Surely that last deception should've been arcana. Also they should've buffed fergus if it was gonna lead to an instant disqualification without investigation lol

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Temp HP · July 5, 2026

In honor of joining the Patreon, I have gone back and listened to every single episode of every single campaign for the 3rd time (first on Patreon) I forgot how much I LOVED this campaign! Plus having a short rest to listen to right after each episode. It’s PEAK

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Sara Johnson · April 13, 2026

emily briefly having fia give zirc and henry diminutives in the style of many slavic languages when they officially become friends is so lovely and they fully blew past it ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

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Denatonia (Haven) · August 19, 2025

Relistening and I remembered that Syb was my favorite but I didn't quite remember HOW much I liked them. Syb my favorite forever... my best friend Syb....

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Finney · August 17, 2025

"I'm a book, I don't have hands" laughed so loud at this

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MamaMayhem - Sal Soeh, Sal Nu · June 11, 2025

Such a ROWDY place! 🤣I wonder if this is where Murph got his inspiration for Maxwell (Cloudward, Ho!)?

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Nicole Baker · June 12, 2025

I definitely thought of Hogfish when he was shadow boxing

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Michael Singer · August 4, 2024

How do y’all feel about an eldermourne “coroner con” one shot after the finale for C3? 👀

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Meapyboy1234567 · October 31, 2024

ooooohhhhh that would be so funny to see.

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k.allen · November 3, 2022

I was not prepared to hear "I did not know her long, but I miss her like I did" during sad girl hours while listening to this tonight good gravy Emily that was beautiful

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1man2hands · October 30, 2020

Ok so once C3 rolls around is the intro going to say "the campaign after the campaign after the campaign after the campaign"?

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Chris Cox · October 27, 2020

I can't remember laughing so hard - 'I'm gonna go, not go to sleep tonight!"

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Devodebo · October 26, 2020

I got SUCH Into the Badlands vibes from Madam Whitlock!

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Kaylee Rae · October 26, 2020

Pleeease post some of the new music soon I am obsessed 💕

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Eric G · October 25, 2020

We gotta know more about those kobold press fighting rules! I always have problems with running fun fights and this was awesome!

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Nique.Mon · October 25, 2020

Marcie is giving me Luna vibes and I love it

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Dayna K Brown · October 24, 2020

Willy is so precious, I was laughing and cringing when he got whomped by "Hank"😂😂

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David Eagleson · October 24, 2020

Man, after getting used to Caldwell's amazing set descriptions and Emily's insane ability to let the players take control without losing the story, I had *almost* forgot just how much of a master Murph is at storytelling and balancing the characters and the world.

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St.Christopher Coming to Town · May 20, 2026

Murph is just such a writer 🔥. When he gets on a narration monologue or translates a scene i am transported everytime.

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MLEbug · October 24, 2020

Hearing 'Kingshammer' again really gave me the feels. ❤️

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1man2hands · October 24, 2020

Bookvar? More like bookie monster

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Meletios · October 24, 2020

You guy play your characters so naturally and I’ve fallen in love with them all <3 Thank you for doing what you guys do and putting a smile on mine (and many others) faces :^)

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1man2hands · October 24, 2020

"Lowercase cpr" was really good

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chase johnson · October 24, 2020

Them rolls were about as good as the DND movie was.

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Jess Little · October 24, 2020

I love how the Boobs were mostly illiterate, and now Fia lives in a house full of books.

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St.Christopher Coming to Town · May 21, 2026

Henry and Zirk looking around like "Yeah of course you can read?"

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shahshahsbizadv · October 24, 2020

Willie Pebblepot is our king

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Beav · October 23, 2020

So can Fia morph Bukvar into any animal? ...like a possum? Asking for a friend.

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Mouse · October 23, 2020

as a humble nb person it warms my heart to hear people refer to Syb using they pronouns. it's the little things ; w ; )

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1man2hands · October 24, 2020

Me too! :) also I think Murph referred to at least one of the deities as they/ them too on the ep 0.

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Daniel Moran · October 23, 2020

The parallel action scenes felt like a good episode of the Witcher and I’m now fully hooked into this campaign

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Saru · October 23, 2020

I'm in awe with Emily's detective work, my first thought when it was mentioned that several people died of a heart attack was Death Note 🙈

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Maia Costea · October 23, 2020

Expanding on my wishlist: Caldwell (not Zirk) on GBBO while using Bookvar for help.

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sesamese · October 23, 2020

i immediately need fanart of Bookvar as a contestant on GBBO and the band of newbs as the judges

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Joseph Corbett · October 23, 2020

Murph, I was transported! This setting is so, so, so good. And I absolutely loved the boxing! I was afraid I would miss the BoB too much, but these new characters have already found a place in my heart. Especially Henry. I am much better now, but a few years ago I basically was Henry.

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BeanCurdHero · October 23, 2020

This season is so so good. The characters and setting compliment each other so well. It is intriguing, hilarious, and hooked me for good in episode 0. Just absolutely top notch entertainment. Thank you all for doing what you do!

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Julie V Eckert · October 23, 2020

Caldwell deciding that Fia was sprinting away instead of walking like Emily said made me burst laughing 🤣 what a goofy image 😂

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Marissa · October 24, 2020

Truly the most brilliant imagery lol

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Murph A · October 23, 2020

I can't wait for murph to admit that bookvar is his self insert

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Sabrina Bernaby · October 23, 2020

God dammit Murphy! It’s too good! You made the campaign too good! I can’t believe I have to wait a week for the next episode!! This is so dope!!

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Ash Hammack · October 23, 2020

Love you guys so much 💖

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ben fitzpatrick · October 23, 2020

Love it but please stick to a naming convention for the files

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Casey White · October 23, 2020

Quit edging me with the Short Rest. I am trying to transport.

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Anna Q · October 23, 2020

WHY would murph make a main element of the story be called “horror” his accent cant handle this!

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tacticalgrandma · October 23, 2020

The center of Emily's familiars venn diagram is "uncoordinated" & "milky"

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Con · October 23, 2020

Hahaha the low charisma stuff is great. All of their goofs failing miserably makes for hilarious content, honestly. Murph, never stop making them face realistic consequences for their actions.

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Tonks · October 23, 2020

Does anyone else imagine Bookvar has the face of Mr.DNA from Jurassic Park?

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Hordopho · October 23, 2020

Sorry to be a rules lawyer but doesn’t mending take a minute to cast?

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Myka Donati · October 23, 2020

Already this campaign has some of my favorite music thus far!

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Kai · October 23, 2020

Shout out to Jake's "lower case cpr" joke. Really made me laugh, he says really great stuff that can get muffled under the other voices at times when everyone's talking together, but I hear you Jake!

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Brendan Watroba · October 23, 2020

This episode fully transported me

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Justin Harris · October 23, 2020

Damn low charisma is brutal

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That Boy Lenin · October 23, 2020

I would die to protect Bookvar.

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Ryan Coogan · October 23, 2020

I get so friggin pumped when that White Stripes music starts up

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Frank · October 23, 2020

The music...for the intro is so hot 😏

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SamBean · October 23, 2020

What a marvelous thing to listen to while drawing monsters at 2:30AM

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Luke M. Thomas · October 23, 2020

Knew I stayed up for a good reason!

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Matthew Sanchez · October 23, 2020

Sleep can wait

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Ricardo, devotee of dice christ · October 23, 2020

Glad to be Uk gang👌🏼✊🏼👏🏼👍🏼🙌🏼👊🏼✌🏼✋🏼🤙🏼

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Ally · October 23, 2020

These always get dropped as soon as I start work :D Happy friday peeps

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R B · October 23, 2020

UK rights, I can listen right now 🥰

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Malice · October 23, 2020

Well I mean, I was going to go to sleep, but now I have to listen to this! <3

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Ben Vogel · October 23, 2020

So ready to be transported in the morning

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Nolan Childerhose · October 23, 2020

Downloading now to listen to when I wake up!

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ZZBones · October 23, 2020

Oh heck yeah im transporting!!!

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ZZYZZXX · October 23, 2020

Thank you for giving me something to look forward to tomorrow at work :)

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Wyatte Copeland · October 23, 2020

I’m transporting

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Arwyn Robinson · October 23, 2020

Can't wait to listen to this... In the morning. Goodnight fellow naddpoles!

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shahshahsbizadv · October 23, 2020

I'm being spirited away 😩😩😩

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Wyatte Copeland · October 23, 2020

It’s 3am, so I KNOW I’m first 😤

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Terran Benedict · October 23, 2020

BEST birthday gift I could have asked for! Thank you!!!!

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Ben Oakes · October 23, 2020

Go to bed Murph!