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September 3, 2026

Merch Club Q3 2026 Reveal!

The Lodestar has guided us to bounty once more! This quarter's Merch Club haul features a Skaldova-scented candle (with art by the ultra-talented LazerLazuli) as well as a set of stickers featuring everyone's favorite Carnal Crew Heroes of Mudtown!

To get these rewards, simply upgrade your membership to the $25 Tier on or before September 30th! (Products ship in October).

Sniffcerely Yours,

The 2 Crew

PS - If you're in the Merch Club and never received your Q2 Free Item Coupon Code. Please send us a Patreon message and we'll get it sorted for you ASAP!

Comments (22)

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Tonglin Dangolier · September 10, 2026

Right after an episode where they talk about how candles give them headaches they release a candle.

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Jonathan Charlton · September 6, 2026

Basically anything from Noise Some Make. Probably when the noise boys die laughing in the phone booth.

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DefyAllLogic · September 6, 2026

Does Caldwell do the art for the stickers? It doesn't seem like the same style as the artist who did the candle based on their profile and the stickers look like they're the same style as other campaigns.

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Austin Keith · September 4, 2026

I did not receive my free item coupon :)

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Suz Pontillo · September 4, 2026

YAY LAZERLAZULI 💕

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Grass · September 4, 2026

I’m soooo excited! Also Murph, hey girl hey, you got 18 minutes. Godspeed

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NokiDoki · September 4, 2026

I still haven’t heard back from the previous merch club with getting the free item 🥲 I had to downgrade later, so I can’t even open the post with that information anymore

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🐧lost penguin familiar · September 4, 2026

Skaldova was good.

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Beluga, Gunks undersea mount that only drinks dr.p · September 4, 2026

Wait why does boggy lwk look like ralsei from deltarune?

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Ellie P · September 4, 2026

Such a bounty could easily provoke a carnal release

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Vivian The Lost · September 4, 2026

Yesss give me the sea breeze and willy sticker that's going straight onto my collection

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Bec Robson · September 4, 2026

If I drop merch club this month will I still get the water bottle? I was a member for that

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Isaiah · September 4, 2026

I MUST HAVE WILLIAM

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Lars Leemans · September 3, 2026

Awesome i've been meaning to get one of the candles but they're always sold out when I check

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Frogndog · September 3, 2026

Mmmmm, patchouli :)

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Clever Innuendo · September 3, 2026

Wait, you made a scented candle, and it's NOT Trinyvale x Bahunia themed? Guess you don't want 500,000 gold!

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IMAGOOFYGOOBER · September 3, 2026

No update on the water bottle??

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Not Another D&D Podcast · September 3, 2026

We're expecting them to arrive in time for Q4 2026 Merch Club! Once they're delivered we'll make a separate post confirming it! ~Caldwell

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Luke B · September 3, 2026

Now my house can smell magical. Oh wait..

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NOBLIVION · September 3, 2026

My house NEEDS to smell of the Fjords

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SoupLightning · September 3, 2026

When will Papa Jake give us season 2 of Skaldova?

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Shel B Kennas fav SG wishing you a happy Bog-oween · September 3, 2026

I assume next week as hearthside hasn’t dropped