D&D Court: Bonus Cases - Jango and Mint

I feel like the music DM could just mute/deafen themselves while they search. Then the players can chat or whatever in the meantime.

Dang, ironically, this court has made the exact same mistake as my brother, who though our grandpa was a bailiff, confused the difference between a bailiff and a bail bondsman/bounty hunter, actually, the duties of a bailiff aren't confined to a courtroom, JAKE should be doing the job you've sent Jango Fett to do, though it varies by country and jurisdiction, their duties include serving summons and orders, executing warrants, seizing property, applying wheel locks, but it's understandable why Jango Fett came to mind, bail bonding and bounty hunting is actually illegal pretty much everywhere outside the US, and even inside the US, the legal profession is against it

Naddpod is: crying over the sweet uncle story while also laughing at them saying cum over and over again.

Gotcha DM vs. Problem PCs is a must have one shot, please I’ll buy another tier

"hell, it could be the real peppermint patty" had me crying

Jake stabbed Jeff Rubin

47:00 It’s so weird to me that they tried to break this down into a tiered scale, when like… why can’t this guy just quietly do the thing that doesn’t effect anyone and makes the game more fun for them? The last guy was allowed to. He politely said “none for me thanks” And the court said “how dare you”

"Wait wait wait, I know the perfect song." No you don't if it takes 3-7 minutes to find it lol if they are this strict about the music, they'll be strict about something else. Time for a new DM 😆

"The Secret Stuff was just cumfidence!" -- A line in Space Jam, probably I don't remember

A surprise round to be sure, but a welcome one!

the dj dm not just hitting the deafen button on discord to let their players rp is absolutely wild. making they whole party sit in silence because they can’t click the mouse twice is so insane im losing my mind

Comment sections on an ep like this are the only reason i ever check comments at all🔥💯

Caldwell, for shame. How could use confuse the “I got a rock” line, it was Charlie Brown, not Linus. I expect this from Jake, not you 😞

A random Jax and Daxter mention is insane

I PRAY we see more peanuts in the future🙏🙏🙏

Fett and the Pepp

I’ve played with the same few people (plus and minus a couple) for the last six years. We have a discord for each Campaign and we ALWAYS have a Quotes channel. I love going back and reading the old quotes from years past. 😂

I just came here for the Roll Reveal.

PLEASE do a meta-one shot where you all play problem players, for real.

wasn't expecting to sob during this episode of Dungeon Court but I sure did, thanks Emily

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So... the music DM couldn't just mute the others so they could talk while he found the music in peace?

The story about ringing a bell when someone makes a joke at the college humor camping trip is so funny. I feel like it would be a good bit on the show "Jury Duty". It's perfectly on the edge between stupid and painfully awkward reality in a way that would hard to deal with.

It's killing me how hard they're going in on this paladin. Truly there is no worse crime in the eyes of a comedian than being unfunny.

Did we ever find out what the roll was? 😭

He found his penis. Someone was selling it next to a broken toaster. The guy wanted 22, but Jake talked him down to 17.

Yes! Pretty please do a D&D Court one shot!! I’m on my knees!

If you plan to do a charity stream in the future, that’s when you could do the mystery roll. Everyone makes bet with their donations and whoever is correct gets little treats like pins, etc. sent to them.

Jak & Daxter mentioned!!! My absolute favorite game series, which is probably more nostalgia based than anything else, but nonetheless … i love it

Alvin and the Chip and Dale

Commenting to say PLEASE do actually do the problem DM and problem player one shot, I’m laughing so hard just at the thought of it

Missed opportunity to call the movie The Mintalorian 🤣

I'm here for the Nightmare Halloweentown one shot lmao

INCORRECT. AS AN AVID AND SEASONAL WATCHER OF CHARLIE BROWN AND THE GREAT PUMPKIN, IN IS NOT LINUS, BUT CHARLIE WHO WEARS THE GHOST COSTUME COVERED IN HOLES AND REPEATEDLY RECEIVES ROCKS. LINUS IS BUSY WORSHIPPING THE GREAT PUMPKIN, WHICH I PRESUME WAS THE PALADINS GOD. Case closed, charlie was robbed of his comedic gold🥶🥶🥶

The person who made it weird is the paladin, they're the real problem. Saving the quotebook for after session doesn't solve the issue because they'll still be trying to steal the scene just in the hopes of making the book.

So idk if the submitter will read this, but RE DM DJ, an actual suggestion might be for the DM to mute their discord while they find the song so the players can still talk or RP while they're doing it?

My case was read! I’m so happy haha

We need more surprise round! The peppermint patty scenario was hilarious

I can’t believe I called the secret number! What a wonderful feeling🤩

Someone’s gotta reprise Tarook

So some Christian denominations require you to be dunked in water for baptism, while others allow a sprinkle. The dice roll being hidden feels like a different way to get baptized and it can feel sacrilegious but it’s just a different love of dice Christ

Is this episode an alternate world where every person who's played dnd just.... forgot what luck points are. The hero points question shouldnt even be a question. And murphs ruling, 3 hero points a LEVEL is op????? Luck points give you a number equal to your PROFICIENCY every long rest. The characters in the hero points case are level 7. So they get 2 long rests of luck points for an entire level?? Yeah man just dont use them

A dead man’s die may tell no lie

Jake wants to play Joey from Me And My Dick

Hero Point further information: We are level seven and each have nine hero points. (EDIT because I checked my character sheet: we actually have eleven hero points each) We started with a few, and every time we level up any that were used refresh, plus we get another. We can spend them on any roll including spending multiple on the same roll until we succeed (this is why it feels different to me than inspiration or advantage that are granted for story reasons). Most of the players at the table are very quick to use them and to excitedly yell out "oh, hero point!" when someone else fails a roll. Despite this, no one has ever run out between level-ups. We have plenty. My main concern is robbing my character of a major story moment, vs having everyone razz me forever for not using the hero point in a clutch moment.

Just in case anyone in these comments is like me and uses YouTube a lot and hates how bad it’s gotten with ads. If you have a VPN set it to Albania, they have laws against ads on YouTube, so you can watch ad free. It makes YouTube enjoyable to use again.

Jeff Ruben..? They forgot their own friend’s name 😭💀

Regarding the Heroic Inspiration and Emiliy's feat in Skaldova: In 5.5e Humans already get Heroic Inspiration every Long Rest (and I remember them mentioning that), so that's probably why it wasn't used. Although Musician (Welly's origin feat) lets you give it on a Short Rest as well, so it is useful!

I beg you Caldwell, please draw jango and patty

my guess for the dice is 17

I would LOVE problem player/dm one shot

I’m here for the Ryan Urphy campaign

Wow I can't believe I got into a DnD court! Ghost machine guy here - I think I forgot to give enough context for the actual battle. The fight eventually ended by killing the spy and kind of 'redeeming' the banshee. The contraption was unhittable because it was made of some special metal. Tbh it was kind of clear from the start that the contraption was not what was supposed to be hit, and my bard mentioned this, I went down trying to save npcs from getting caught in the crossfire. Rip Chip and Dale tho 😂

Pawpaw hitting the Road-ent fuckin SLAYED me man 🙃

solution for the discord music one why doesnt this bro just deafen himself so that everyone else can keep talking while they wait for him to find the music, then the wait would be less arduous.

Loved the little surprise round sneak in this bonus. ❤️ satisfied my insatiable craving

Have you guys ran Tomb of Annihilation yet? I think that would work amazingly for a toxic Dm x toxic players type episode or mini series

That confessional made me so emotional.

You all want surprise round again so bad

I want the Ryan Urphy one-shot right now! Give us the content we crave! *Also DM here who has used Hero Points for my players for years and it works perfectly as intended. Definitely not OP at all and can definitely help during pivotal rolls. I give my players one free one at the start of the session and PC’s can gain one on Nat 1’s to a maximum of 3 Hero Points. Also works like Bardic if a player wants to give an inspiration to another player who failed a roll so long as they can hear them.

Peppermint Patty sprinting at you through a field of wheat... I'm going to be keeping that one with me for a while.

...I have for sure been the guy extremely thirsty to get in a "good quotes" book.

The point is not cum everyone

I’m begging you to do a problem player/DM mixed bag 🙏🙏🙏

Tiny L the likes of which I've never seen that Caldwell thought anyone but Charlie Brown would receive a rock from every house on Halloween

Caldwell mentioning garage confessionals in a problem player one-shot reminds me of XP to level 3 on YouTube, his actual plays have him and all the players doing talking heads and it’s great. They also run the Tomb of Horrors which I think is the ultimate fuck-you from a DM, I’d love for the NaddPod crew to take on a dungeon where walking through the wrong door (or the right one) transes your gender

Holy fuck that Peppermint Patty hypothetical put me in tears

I know we are months away but I want a full Dark Souls Halloweentown One-Shot

Jake looking for his dick made me think of This Inevitable Ruin from Dungeon Crawler Carl. IYKYK

Michaels-Secret-Stuff™ was inside you all along.

These absolute buffoons don’t even know that it was Charlie Brown himself getting all those rocks on Halloween

I think we’re all ready for another Surprise Round episode after that Peppermint Patty scenario 😂😂

Love the nightmare table one-shot pitch. I vote Murph runs Tomb of Annihilation for it

jk 🏳️🏳️🏳️

Commenting before finishing, but this better have more Peppermint Patty

So happy rn since I just finished the last one 🥲

Wait who are these people? There was no intros

Love this