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May 8, 2026

Gangs of Neo Galaderon - Ep. 5: Hammer N' Circuits

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Petunia Glenbottle puts out a bounty on the Kill Screens and the hunt begins! Slug reveals her only weakness, Aux commandeers the radio, and Atom busts his ass.

Music / Sound Effects Include: 

"Neo Galaderon" by Emily Axford.

"Atom" by Emily Axford.

"Aux" by Emily Axford.

"The Arcade" by Emily Axford.

"The Baroness" by Emily Axford.

"Mothership" by Emily Axford.

"Cyberskitch" by Emily Axford.

"Slug" by Emily Axford.

"Gallivanting" by Emily Axford.

"Spooky Shafts" by Emily Axford.

"Buzzer's Cutters" by Emily Axford.

Comments (64)

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Compound27 · October 5, 2026

Man I was shipping those hampson sisters and the hammer twins! Lol

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Drew Decker · July 31, 2026

It’s so rad that Emily creates the instrumentals for this pod!

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LBCW · July 30, 2026

Listening to this on public transit in a city with a good amount of gun violence really had me tripping out. The background shots really had me looking around every couple of minutes

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Peter DeVos · June 23, 2026

Chip Snugwich made me spit my drink. God damn.

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All Die Myself: A Solo D&D Podcast · June 13, 2026

Loved the episode so much but it took me a few listens. The fireworks/gunshots/lasers were a sensory nightmare.

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Holden Spencer · May 15, 2026

Does anybody else keep getting taken out/distracted by the one song they keep using with the snare drums that pops up out of nowhere? It’s very awful to listen to, unfortunately, and I normally like the music of this podcast

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OvrCaffWarlock · May 15, 2026

I really need freezing frame wanted poster of the Kill Screens

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ACK · May 14, 2026

Always love the mechanical mazes this show has (the chase rules). Also, am I crazy, or is anyone else getting original Spy Kids vibes (non-pejorative) from these newscasters?

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Bat-Fran · May 12, 2026

I just HAVE to shout out the music for this campaign 🧡🧡 it's epic. I especially love the sneaking music that is just so crash bandicoot!! But the synthwave in this episode was just awesome 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Jared · May 11, 2026

Cyberpunk: Phantom Liberty spoilers ! Gosh am I so worried that Spectre is going to go Songbird

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jmjs · May 11, 2026

Jade City - the entire series - absolutely rules. Add me to the list of people who showed up to mention that Fonda Lee just released “The Last Contract of Isako”, a full on cyberpunk novel!

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Davis · May 11, 2026

I haven’t read Jade City yet, but I’m reading the new novel by the same author, “the Last Contract of Isako”, and it’s super cool. Great rec Emily!

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roomwithoutawindow · May 11, 2026

Roll a tech arcana to try a system better suited to the situations you want to storytell.

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Blue Bee · May 10, 2026

Murph immediately making those news anchors after Emily said Slug is parasocial with them off the dome is why he's the goat, baby

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Brother Fern · May 10, 2026

🐐

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Zeon Liberation · May 10, 2026

1. Love Atm’s voice. 2. Witch Hat Atelier fucking rules.

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HolyFatFish · May 9, 2026

Ok hamner bros first, next mini boas will be croco, then mack?

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Benjamin Korynta · May 9, 2026

I can't help but imagine Aux as the fox dude from Zootopia

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Colin Pack · May 9, 2026

Sometimes they use repetitive background noises that are so light I end up thinking something is going on with my car (where I'm listening to it)

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Colin Kilzer · May 9, 2026

Emily is absolutely COOKING with the music this campaign

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Nick_Nack_Patty_Whack · May 9, 2026

So, when are the Pebblepots going to show up? Starspawn!

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Gilligan Froggert · May 9, 2026

i rewatched the early 2000s dnd movie mixed bag right before this and the first couple times they said slug’s name i was waiting for murph to freak out(since jake and emily’s favorite character was slugs)

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Jeremy Polk · May 9, 2026

"Thanks for playing," from Atom has me wheezing.

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Brooke D. · May 9, 2026

I don't know what I misheard at one point but I thought the Hamson sisters were giant cyborg pigs (wait are they?) and I keep imaging 3 giant biker Ms. Piggy muppets?

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Nicole Helen · May 9, 2026

Is anyone else getting a semi-steady clicking sound in the audio? Kinda sounds like someone is trying to win at Minesweeper 😅

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K · May 16, 2026

it's supposed to be gun fire in the background, if you listen closely you can hear laser sounds too. I was wondering what that was as well, I was trying to sleep when this episode came on lol

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Duncan cameron · May 9, 2026

Does it bug anyone else that they keep saying TechArcana, but all I hear is Texarkana

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Emanuel Lee · May 9, 2026

Loving the MegaMan Battle Network style chip sidequest 😂

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Tom Fuller · May 8, 2026

Um, Actually - bit of a tiny L for Murph - a musket ball would hit with more kinetic energy if you are running while firing - but only by a little bit. You robbed Jake of maybe ~ 4.7% of additional damage based on an average musket bullet exit velocities and weighs and running towards a target 30 ft away at 15mph. This assumes no croissant dampening obviously.

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zandriax · May 8, 2026

i’m so glad this dropped i needed this today ☺️

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April Johnsen · May 8, 2026

All I can see in my head for the news anchors Chip and Nancy… is Chip and Nancy from New Girl lol

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April Johnsen · May 8, 2026

Oh it’s Flip and Nancy 🤦‍♀️ oh well already stuck in my head!

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Bryce Peterson · May 8, 2026

Emily, that intro rhyme! Also unrelated, but uh-oh, ads for other channels in the comments section now. It was bound to happen sooner or later, but assuming it follows the same path as every other media site it sucks to see the beginning of the end of Patreon.

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grass_illusion · May 8, 2026

desperately want dungeon crawler carl book club from this gang 🥹

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Obed Pacheco · May 8, 2026

Loving the new original music for this campaign so far!! ...but when Aux said he had "I Ran So Far Away" by Flock of Seagulls playing on the radio, I just had to put it on low IRL in the background and I gotta say it fits the scene and vibe 100%!!

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picsofish · May 8, 2026

WITCH HAT ATELIER MENTION LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 🥳🔥😻❤️‍🔥🖌

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Elana Danielle · May 8, 2026

i hope emily knows how absolutely BANGIN the music has been this campaign. and like, i always love emily’s scoring, but every new track i hear in GoNG is a new top tier listen. absolutely phenomenal!!

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Ellie P · May 8, 2026

Emily! Damage rounds down with resistance! 19 becomes 9 and 23 becomes 11! Just wanna make sure you keep all the hit points you can

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Jmp098 · May 8, 2026

Maybe they should take the alka-line instead of the copper line

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CommodoreBlue · May 8, 2026

Specter is for sure gonna turn them in for the prize money.

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David Lipscomb · May 8, 2026

To be fair Emily, EVERYONE can do some work on their delts

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Bransy330 · May 8, 2026

The music for this season is so fuggin tight

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Lee · May 8, 2026

The van hammer brother threw his hammer captain America style? If only there was a marvel character that threw hammers ;p

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Asteroid · May 8, 2026

Thanks for doing a 5.5e campaign right when I’m starting one too; now I feel way more confident stocking my spells

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Luke B · May 8, 2026

"I would not" is so funny

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Beluga, Gunks undersea mount that only drinks dr.p · May 8, 2026

Crisp.

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Ellie P · May 8, 2026

My names Clunky and I can’t wait to listen to this while I eat ass

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Peregrine · May 8, 2026

I kinda originally thought Atom was gonna be a more reasonable presence in the group but I forgot he’s played by Caldwell xoxo I love you Atom

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clerby · May 8, 2026

@murph the mechanics of the stealth -> drill car -> chase/riot is so cool!!!

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Hostage4hire · May 8, 2026

Murph’s character voices spark a very specific joy whenever I hear them

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Mattro · May 8, 2026

I feel bad that I just got the obvious slapshot reference for the Hampson Sisters, well done Hockey Murph

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Shane Murphy · May 8, 2026

I just gotta say, some of the best NADDPOD music.. Props to Axford, I gotta get this on my cardio playlists

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Bellamy Posey · May 8, 2026

Anybody else see the title as Hammer N' Cliterous? 😂

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Tyler Whorff · May 8, 2026

Sorry to uncle drilly's apartment

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clerby · May 8, 2026

#bringrancehome

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wick · May 8, 2026

Anyone else do a lil wiggle dance with the head gum podcast echoing beep?

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Grass · May 8, 2026

I certainly do now!!!!

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Sam · May 8, 2026

We’re gonna bring Rance home!!

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Sam · May 8, 2026

Huge win that the Buzzer’s Cutters track makes a return

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Neil Dutton · May 8, 2026

Emily immediately kind of doing a Hansel from Zoolander bit (presumably by accident)

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Grass · May 8, 2026

Im just here to say im about to see mortal kombat 2 and its all because of your guys old mixed bag! So excited! Have never played a game!

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Morgan · May 8, 2026

new episode + pwhl playoff hockey = amazing thursday 🙂‍↕️🫶

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Hazel · May 8, 2026

Sooooo early!!! Everybody say thank you Murph!!!!!

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Fern M, Kenna's least fave Sprite Girl · May 8, 2026

I was sitting here thinking “I hope the new episode drops soon” and then I got the notification YAY❤️