D&D Court: Bonus Cases - The Great Rotisserie Razzing and the Return of Clunky

Whoa home state of SC mentioned! 😎

I feel like I've seen Matt and Brennan talk about and use that trick lots of times, I saw a YouTube short of him doing that on Critical Role, I think? It goes hand-in-hand with the other part of it, making secret checks the players don't get to know about

I don't think the group of players at the rotisserie chicken went far enough!

Lmao what the hell Caldwell what did us South Carolinians do to you???

maybe for that DM who rolls all the time they could just get them a velvet dice tray so it doesn’t make any noise when they roll

Not me working at a catholic university listening to this during lunch and a nun walking by just as “YOU CAN FIND GOD AND EAT PUSSY” played lolol 🙏

If there was a dice hitting the table every 30 seconds to mess me up, the speed at which I’d be asking for an insight check each time would be baffling

For the DM that’s constantly rolling and for other situations where there’s a disagreement on something that’s happening at the table: I think it’s important to note that if it’s truly taking you out of the game and distracting you to the point where the game is no longer fun, you can still speak and make your case even if everyone does enjoy it - making the game slightly better for everyone isn’t always worth it to ruin it for one. However it seems like it doesn’t bother the submitter to this extent - just wanted to add my thoughts to the chorus. ps hate the show, don’t listen

Hidden presence makes you undetectable to the subjects "by erasing all awareness of your presence from their minds." It doesn't matter if he heard her... As soon as it kicked in, he would have forgotten.

Kermit D. Frog was really good

I wanted to say that not all contracts require a notary to be legally binding in the U.S. the sticky wicket might be whether the DM actually had Consideration enough to make the contract valid. Basically both parties need to receive something of value to them. I'd argue an additional 100gp even in a fantasy game would be consideration for the players side, but what does the DM get out of the contract? Now the NPC who signed the contract is absolutely bound by it (as long as the fantasy world operates under English and US Common Law) but the metaphysical person of the DM could argue it was never valid in real life. Source: I went to paralegal school. Disclaimer: This is in no way legal advice, only for educational purposes.

As a short king DM myself (6’1) that DM has a really weird complex. Just look at Royce Gracie vs. Tank Abbott from the early UFC

Caldwell I would totally talk one piece with you!! No one I know is caught up to the manga!!

Caldwell casually mentioning my favorite Bible verse made my night

As a South Carolina native, never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with. Youre on thin ice Caldwell! Totally safe! But THIN! 🤣🤣😝

Who the fuck is Ember and why do I keep getting notifications that they are liking my comments from videos that I never commented on? Am I being trolled?

Solution for the Many Campaigns-- smush all the settings together Kingdom Hearts style and have a core group of pcs traveling the worlds

Please justice tanner please make a one piece discussion post. I could talk with you about one piece for 2 hours

Another amazing NADDPOD shirt courtesy of the brilliant Emily Axford!

That's the shirt. "you CAN find God and eat pussy"!

All the One Peak mentions this episode ❤️

Not the SC indictment 😲

Nashville mention!!!

Growing up, we were an infomercial Showtime Rotisserie household, set it and forget it baby that’s that Ron Popiel product

The dice rolling case sounds so completely benign, I’m surprised anyone would take issue So weird to me

As a Canadian, you DO need to tell Americans your city, province, and country. Yall get so confused if we don't.

Is it crazy that i have no recollection of Grisby?

As a South Carolinian I agree a lot of us are pompous as HELL

Come say that about us South Carolinians in South Carolina, Caldwell. You Tennessee boys do an awful lot of jawin'..

Kermits stand rainbow connection

I'm with Caldwell can we PLEASE TALK ABOUT CHAPTER 1181 OF ONE PIECE?!!

As a South Carolinian I was not expecting the stray I got lmao

Got very excited on my drive to work. I quote, "Oh my god, that's me!!" I accept your fair ruling, and will begin drafting that PowerPoint immediately

Only in naddpod is someone named "Clunky" compared to Jesus Christ

Also you boobs the reason the person dropped they’re in Vancouver is because they want y’all to know there’s a Vancouver fanbase who would love to see you!! There’s also a heavy Toronto fanbase who’d Iove to see you come back!!

Omg he's really been getting into cake

I really really liked this episode :)

I'm here to eat axe and chew bubblegum, and I'm not hungry. Wait, that doesn't quite work, but I heard your They Live joke Caldwell. 😎

Dear dice Christ please make that shirt

We need more Grinch lore in the nightmareverse Murph. Stop edging me

Theme song of this episode is David Bowie's I'm Afraid of Americans.

Kermit's stand would be called Rainbow Connection

I love Jojo’s, where is the tip jar?

‘Come off it, Mate!’ THAT’S the t-shirt I want!

I actually cackled at the “What if Muppets had Stands?” Moment. Thank you Caldwell that bit was well worth while

Sat here in tears at "you turned your flat into a nandos, mate", you guys need to be British more!

Gonna go out on a limb here and say Kevin O Malley might not be British Murph. So come off it mate should be g'way outta that lads.

Caldwell is so real, nobody I know is caught up and one piece is fucking CRAZY rn

Clunky’s here to kick ass and eat ass! And Clunky never runs outta ass….

you can find god and eat pussy merch when? 😂

As a jjba fan, Caldwell whats your cash app

Who the fuck is Grisby??????????

Caldwell is right one piece is so good right now and it just keeps getting better its crazy 1181 was peak

Shout out to Calldwell just taking the awkward silences on the chin for all the weebs out there. He’s been doing it for years and it looks like he ain’t slowing down

Kermit D. Frog was hilarious! Thank you Caldwell

For the undead/fiend case, I would just start rolling the d8 and give it as part of my total dmg. If dm wants to be cute about stupid rules, I can too

The setting shifting DM should read Grimjack and create a cynosure campaign (a canonically multiverse link city that once hosted a TMNT CROSSOVER )

I think you meant David Byrne, not David Lynch, Caldwell 😄

I still listen to the Grisby episode. I just really love the bit and the laughs so much 😅 but it's also the episode where we get "Woah, Bamboo, turn the volume down!"

Clunky just started a new whiskey on the side, Eat Ass Drink Axe.

Seeing that your smite does extra damage is how you learn something is a fiend or undead.

Caldwell is correct Maggie Moos is goated

omg my first successful submission yay i believe the dm in my case is from Illinois but my terrible ex is from south carolina so i appreciate the slander ❤️

Every dnd case now needs to start with the exact address, state, and providence to drive murph up the wall

I owe Caldwell so many dollars😭

as a fellow Jake i sympathize with the brownie love usually not being shared amongst a group

Greetings from South Carolina to Emily, Murph, and Jake! Hope you all are doing well! Would love to see the three of you come out for a show in Greenville or Columbia or Charleston sometime!

You 👏 can 👏 find 👏 God 👏 and 👏 eat 👏 pussy 👏

“You can find God and eat pussy”

Is that DM who likes Persona, JJBA, and One Piece looking for new friends? I’d love to talk to them

Are clunky and grisby from this episode? I keep feeling like I'm falling asleep and missing origins lol

As a Brit who spent time in the US, the Americanism I had to work into my accent was y'all. I love it so much, but by GOD, if you have to say it a particular way to not sound absolutely bizarre in an RP English accent.

Anyone want to start a peddle pub axe throwing club with me?

Kermit's stand would be 『RAINBOW CONNECTION』

Drifting away only to be brought back by Emily shouting "YOU CAN FIND GOD AND EAT PUSSY"

Caldwell is right, One Piece chapter 1181 is absolutely nuts and it's about to get even crazier

There are no zip codes in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

Unfortunately Caldwell I can't give you a dollar because the person you were thinking of is David Byrne not David Lynch, better luck next time spillboi

There was a saint who was grilled alive, rotisserie style! Saint Lawrence is actually the patron saint of comedians! His last words on the grill were “turn me over, I’m done on this side.” Also, horribly, the patron saint of chefs.

i haven’t seen friends so now i am trusting that monica from friends was attack via chicken.

i think legends of avantris does a great job of playing in a lot of different settings and porting pc's from other settings. keeps things fresh while keeping favorites in rotation

You Can Find God And Eat Pussy!

These guys are too young to remember the Ronco rotisserie infomercial. I remember.

RIP Grisby

WOW. Didn’t expect to be thrown so much shade from Caldwell this short rest 😂😂 I’m from South Carolina!!

If you don’t love NADDPOD at it’s Dragon pussy on the main feed, then you don’t deserve NADDPOD discussing pussy eating on short rests.

Caldwells little proud scamp exhale after the mouth wash gargle joke.

Clunky's arc is fascinating

xoxo Happy May