Gangs of Neo Galaderon - Ep. 1: The Kill Screens
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Meet the Kill Screens! Slug the Cyborc, Aux the Fox, and Atom the ATM fight an evil corporation to save their city. Slug enters a high stakes motorcycle roller derby, Atom infiltrates a rival gang of droids, and Aux goes all in on a wild bet.
Music / Sound Effects Include:
"Neo Galaderon" by Emily Axford.
"Cyberskitch" by Emily Axford.
"Slug" by Emily Axford.
"Aux" by Emily Axford.
"Atom" by Emily Axford.
"The Arcade" by Emily Axford.
"The Inkling Syndicate" by Emily Axford.
"The Gambling District" by Emily Axford.
"Healing Worm" by Emily Axford.
Comments (320)
Anyone else need to Google Capitulation?
Atom reminds me so much of CAT, from The Homebrew Campaign 2. RIP, Cat ... It was the plan, after all.
Not trying to be a conspiracy theorist but it’s curious why the Jail Breakers (whom mothership controls) would be “really interested” in this tip from Specter about a piece of tech that mothership owns and creates…. Unless this was a plant by mothership to justify them starting an all out war with the gangs???
So you guys accidentally made Battle Angel Alita D&D? Lol, nice one.
I’m obsessed already…I’m only 5 minutes in.
I love the " we're doing the Warriors with unfortunately a mix of 2002's!" Rollerball from Murph!
I swear to god if you don’t put that Hawaiian shirt with the smoking tigers on the merch store 😤
Caldwell’s robot voices are UNMATCHED
I would die for big minnie
As someone with a deviated septum from a broken nose that didn’t heal right, I feel represented. Thank you Emily
Aux triggered something in my brain about a long fingered fox with black hands. Does this sound like anything or am I making up a character?
all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in piss.
(or piss in turlet)
We want cig-smoking tiger shirt as merch!!!
No Murph she asked specifically how "Doity" can I be
Was not expecting to feel nostalgic, but it's awesome to hear Murph back at the helm. So excited for this season!
No one’s said it, so I’m gonna: Jake has finally been released from the shackles. He is a man anew, PLAYING AN ARTIFICER?!? Whomst has he become?
we’re so back
Is this the fastest fuck if any campaign?
Emily please please please release these on Spotify - holy crap every song is a banger
Nobody can fault Slug for being a gamer
Emily, takin’ us on a fuckin’ WALK with these bass lines!
It absolutely killed me that aux's robot was described as a yeti with treads and I pictured the cryptid but Jake meant the cooler XD
Same 😂
Elmer was definitely drunk when he created Atom 😂
I got flashbacks to the book the Lies of Loche Lamora, the Gentlemen Bastards and Father Chains with the episode. Anyone else read those books?
So excited for this campaign! Great first ep for those of us who also strive to be chaos agents.
don't know if anyone else already commented this, but Caldwell's voice sounds like the Frontline App
Guys, get away from dildo and think ATM rubber vagina. Cash comes out vertically and so many opportunities to “flick the bean” to withdraw more cash.
I have gone back to slug's intro a few times now. I think Emily has done the perfect character intro! Funny, quick, and every detail being both visual and informing what the character is like. Loved Atom and Aux's intros too - what a fun crew this is going to be I cannot wait until the next episode drops! The new music is just a cherry on top that we surely do not deserve
Was there no session 0 for this season?
Knowing microslop hate being called that in real life, I can totally see mothershit hating that nickname a lot.
Fucking amazing i love you naddpod
I hope jakes playing aux like mark Wahlberg from Ted but as a fox man :)
when will the tiger-smoking-cigarettes-shirt be in the merch store
YA!
Look... all I'm saying is... making me tear up at a scene where they're standing around a neglected toilet bowl of years old congealed orange colored piss... these are pros folks. Masters of their craft. This is what the real deal sounds like.
Sir Elmer: patron saint of kids with ADHD
Great start
Love the robo voice
So Jake is a talking mechanic fox, aka Tails.
Love the way Murphy said it was based on 2002 Rollerball and not the original James Caan Rollerball.
OH WE'RE SO BACK. Rest in Piss scene was incredibly touching. Love these characters!!! Love the worldbuilding so far, how every gang seems distinct and how each changed in its own way after Mothership showed up. Also, I know Murph explained it somewhere, and I hope he did it again the short rest, but I'm slightly confused about when this campaign is happening, timeline-wise (considering the whole Mothership plotline throughout C3; for now I'm assuming its concurrent with the events of C3/post Mothership Bronze)
Another thing: really cool NPCs. Loved Specter the hot straightwoman satyr. Also love the callback to the goatmen of Kragwater! Another character I'm raring to meet is Young Blunder, cause it sounds hilarious.
I really enjoyed the cyber punk roller derby intro. Super sick nod to the scene and also just a really fun thing to incorporate into a ttrpg. I was quite into the scifi vibe of ezry into c3 and am pumped for the full embrace of a cyber punk setting—it feels like it was a long time coming and I can’t wait to see where this goes!
This rules, thanks guys
I also love that Atom is kind of a neat freak but was okay with leaving things dirty in Sir Elmer’s room.
🧌🤖🦊
Was there a session 0?
No
I love that this campaign’s abbreviation is GNG, like gang
gng gang
Incredible stuff, fuckin love these characters already!
Hamson Sisters: want some foil coach?…IM TRYING TO LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SONG….they’re playing with toy cars…wanna play coach. Murph with Slapshot for the big W
Sp33d being said aloud as “spuh-threed” killed me; perfect start to the season
Only the Naddpod crew could make flushing a toilet full of orange piss touching and somber
Emily is literally THE greatest!!
i really needed this, bless naddpod 5eva
Omg the Hamson sisters. Love it
I’m excited for this new campaign. Adam is really tickling me.
Murph’s robot voice absolutely kills me
I can’t believe it took this long for Mothershits
Everyone’s doing steroids and everyone’s cheering
on another note what happens if petunia is wearing gloves when they shake her hand. Like what are you supposed to do go Hey… i want to feel your skin against mine miss mayor…
naddpods probably one of the only places you will hear people talk about year old unflushed thick piss covered with plastic wrap to preserve it during an INCREDIBLY emotional moment. #thatsbeautiful
This is sex and I am cash - Atom
I love that he brought his Pathfinder Goblin voice back for Big Mini 🤣
cover art 10/10
Caldwell is criminally good at robot voices
Don’t rate the setting personally. I miss the pure fantasy lord of the rings/ Warcraft style from campaign 1.
I love this so much. I love that Jake’s character is just Fox McCloud if he was voiced by Mark Wahlberg instead of Glenn Powell in the new Mario movie.
VERY IMPORTANT SPOILERS: Wild that it's the robots and not the decendents of campaign 1's Goat Men who are fucking this ep.
This whole episode was Dragon Pussy and I loved it.
It’s all been downhill since the first dragon pussy bit. Smdh
So happy to finally be able to start a campaign from day one!
I got what I needed for a proper NADDPOD, Silly humor, fun encounters, and was gifted with some extra emotional vulnerability while the PCs looked at piss.
Hey guys, looks like you accidentally uploaded a .wav here so the file is quite big!!
Patreon now supports higher quality files, so we uploaded the .wav instead! Is there a reason not to do that? Are you having trouble streaming it?
The first episode of a new Murph campaign always feels like Christmas morning.
Happy Hoglidays!!
Probably will be the only one with this opinion but the return to bahumia being a cyberpunk city is disappointing
Dont worry. Canpaign 3 started in a very techy ezry and was still chock full of cool magic lore and fey shit.
We are so fucking back!!!!!
This is cool as hell
Robot sex, TMNT, the Piss Mirror of Galadriel, and a Best Buy? We are so fucking back
Like 3 mins in and GODDAMN is it great to hear Murph at the helm again. Truly missed him as DM
Caldwells new character is distractingly close to his Strage voice.
Soooooo cyberpunk 2077 warriors TMNT!!!!!! I’m so so so so excited about this
Snoreber punk 2077 😴
ONE BIG (bean) BAG
Chooms we are so back
I love Emily's shenanigans! Brass knucks with wheels is hilarious 😂
I am so SO PUMPED! MOTHERSHIT MOTHERSHIT
Is there going to be an episode 0? 😅
I love how the first encounter Murph makes in this new setting has initiative as such an important factor lol.
Caldwell, how the hell do you manage to make your voice sound so metallic? Epic.
Man I am feeling the magic like it’s my first time listening to NADPOD all over again. This f#^#ing sick!
We have reached even more peak DMurph evolution
Jake sounds like Andy Samberg doing an impression of Mark Wahlberg
Maybe it's just cuz I was in a campaign 3 relisten but Elmer is giving me Ol Guppy vibes in ALL the best ways
Also relistening to C3 and I was on the jolly jouster episode when I listened to this...wild foreshadowing
Such a fun ep! I'm so hyped for this season, this setting, and these characters!
JAKE REVEALS HIS FURSONA. JAKE REVEALS HIS FURSONA.
Absolutely incredible first ep. The dice were rolling hot, you can tell they’re happy to be in Buhumia again!
Murph went so hard with the world building for this
"Flush it when I get back" is crazy for how affecting it was
Truly an all-timer quote.
Gothic juggalo gang? GJG? I'm down.
GoNG Squad!
Gotta weed out the fake fans with robot sex.
It immediately made Atom one of my all-time fave PCs.
I was imagining Jake's "yeti with treads" like the monster yeti not the ice chest! Lol
You've only just made me realise he meant something other than a monster yeti 😅 we don't call them that where I am
glove that steals fingerprints is SO cool, im absolutely stealing that lmao
Bahumiaaaaaa!!! 💕
Who wouldn’t want to invest in Mo$h coin? Bring it home to Mother.
The voices are so good!
GONG!
Can we discuss how GOOD the music and sound design are? I feel IMMERSED in the world
It’s my 3rd listen through. Praise be the Thursday night release!!
Excited to listen, but the audio file is 1.2 GB? Was there a mistake in upload or a missed compression somewhere?
It was a .wav initially which Patreon can support, but crashes elsewhere. It's now a .mp3
Just pressed play and am shaking with excitement
I have no clue what class anyone is but I'm here for Shadowrun Not Shadowrun.
Jake's an Artificer (Battlemaster). Emily is a Barbarian (there's a 3rd party subclass that uses potions/injections to fuel the rages. Kinda like Bane from the Batman franchise). Caldwell I don't know.
God I’m already so in it off that prologue. Murph you are just magical. So excited to be back in Buhumia. Screamed like banchee
Missed opportunity to include a motorguycle
Jake finally playing mark wahlberg im so happy for him and his family
Awesome
Only NADDPOD will make me cry over characters staring into a toilet of piss 😭😭😂😂 We are SO back, baby!!!
Cleaning the kitchen, chuckling and dripping tears into the sink as Slug yells "REST IN PISS"
Where's the short rest? 😭
Babe we got the episode really early, short rests don’t usually drop until the afternoon pst of Friday
“You got feelings now” absolutely sent me.
“They hurt” 😂
Fucking Fantastic and the ever so minor Nayak Bleed into Ox was so funny big roses
Just started relistening to Eldermourne, and the juxtaposition of hearing Jake say "we'll never play characters that vape" back then with him literally describing Aux as vaping is a mind trip.
Damn I actually got a little teary eyed at that toilet scene
🚽🥲
Nothing quite like the dopamine hit of a new campaign logo
Caldwell is so fuckin good at robot voice
Its insane how good his Keychain voice is. I figured it was being edited in post but apparently he's just got it down
Gosh I wanna see these character sheets REAL bad
The Grimdung/Elmer voice makes me so damn happy. And Caldwell altering Keychain/Cartoon-O-Tron's voice into the dulcet tones of Atom is magnificent. Jake playing an artificer? Not on my bingo card. I can't wait to see how he does at later levels. Emily playing a martial class doesn't surprise me much since she once talked about how playing martials are great for shorter campaigns. Love the Sophie Bikes-esque accent as well. Already kinda sad it's only gonna be 10 episodes.
I think its only level 6. But with extra feats
It's always exciting when Emily pulls out some cool-ass and flavourful multiclass! I'm 22 minutes into the episode, and still have no idea what classes are going on.
She might not even be multiclassing, i think she's playing a 3rd party barbarian subclass! They discussed it on an older mixed bag i think
Woohoo!! Atom is giving pussy-eating Grisby energy
Oh yeah!! We're back!!
HEALING WORM IS ON THE TRACKLIST! THATS MY FAVORITE SONG FROM ELDERMOURNE NO WAY
bop of the century at 22:47 i can hear you healing worm and i love you
So so good, All the characters are great. Caldwell’s robot voice is fantastic. Can’t wait for more.
Neo Galaderon is about to E.X.P.L.O.D.E.
Not even halfway done and OBSESSED. everyone's new characters and voices are so great. Adam is already a top tier PC. And I'm always hear for Murph's robot voice work.
Um fuck yeah
The tone of Murphs voice saying "As you look into this piss in the toilet" is sending me
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GANGS OF NEO GALADERON
So excited to eat pussy and while looping this
Glad to hear Murph using the Smallby voice in a campaign 🙏
the new songs are awesome thank you emily for your work as always
omg hiii i recognize u from tumblr!
oh we are so fucking back
I wanna learn but teach it in a fun way, made me dying laughing at work for no real reason, Murph is single handily the best goblin and he proves it over and over
Thank you so much. This is exactly what I need.
Really curious to hear about Emily's subclass this time round. Is it homebrew or from a supplement???
i believe it’s path of the experiment, they talked about it in a mixed bag (september of last year “behind the screens: new subclasses”)!
I looooooveee this team so much oh my god😭 Can’t wait to hear what they get into🖤
This music is rad
LOVE the new campaign does Jake know he’s playing rocket raccoon
I personally was thinking tails
Loving the Cyberpunk 2077 vibe. Great energy for a game
The episode didn’t last nearly long enough..
Love the Mark Wahlberg Fox. Jake surprises us again!!
No sepia tone jokes on the toilet flashback is a crime
I know y’all probably won’t read this but what about a Mavrus Chronicles in Space using SW5e?!
I’ve been dying for a SW5e take from this crew, especially with Emily’s semi recent exposure to the prequels haha
“skitch your tickets now” and murph blading in that reel makes,,,, SO much sense now. you love to see an easter egg
“One in the pink, one in the rink” is the worst thing I’ve ever heard. We’re SO back
loving the fact that Spectre is presumably the descendent of the craven goatmen of cragwater in C1
Back to Bahomia Baby!!!
Between this and Solari on WBN, we are eating so well for Cyberpunk right now 🤘 I feel like consciously or unconsciously, there is a lot of original Binkie Fiasco in Slug 😅
Caldwell robot voices stay undefeated. This team rules
As a derby girl who has seen Rollerball an embarrassing number of times, I’m so pumped for this! No coffee needed this morning - give me that sweet, sweet NaddPod.
Gives me Arcane League of Legends vibes mixed in with the Warriors and Rollerball references. Love it!
Jake doing his best Mark Wahlberg this campaign
Too cruel posting this right when I went to bed. On the bright side it’s an amazing thing to wake up to!
Murph is the best DM of all time 🙌
Good to hear you back in the seat and loving it, my dude. You haven't missed a step. No shade to the others, I love you all P.S. hate the show
We are so back. There is just something about Murph Dming that feels like home. Not knocking the rest of the crew!
i’m so excited, this is the first campaign i’ll be able to listen to as it releases
in the words of the late count dooku “i’ve been looking forward to this”
Omggg. Awesome
WERE SO BACK! Loving this new campaign!
I missed Bahumia so much.
"you can say it to the boys" got a gutteral laugh outta me
I laughed out loud
Petunia has a mother, and her mother has a mother.
C1 Jake: I don’t think I’d ever play a character who wasn’t a buff badass C4 Jake: I’m an actual fox
Mavid was the completion of Jake’s DnD arch for me 😂
so amazing
sir elmer voice = ol guppie
One of my fav Murph voices
I'm a bit confused when this takes place in the timeline
c3 was 200 years after c1! this is probably more like 10-20 years after c3 because paetina's granddaugther is alive and mothership has only recently been kicked out of ezry/irondeep
WE’RE BACK BABY! New to the Patreon but been listening for years! I’m excited for this one
Welcome, sir
Do we need to know anything from C3 for this? We are almost done with it and I don’t know if there will be spoilers in this campaign.
so far it seems like the only real c3 “spoilers” is that mothership exists and were kicked out of cities where they were previously headquartered so ended up in galaderon. nothing super spoilery!
Hell yes
Incredibly cool, thank u so much
I love this setting... I also think if the setting were a cardboard box and the characters were pieces of dust, I would still love listening to the gang. This is the most i've smiled all week
GOD IS REAL AND HE IS BRIAN MURPHY
Daddy Murphy is back bitches
So excited for Jake playing this fox I think it gonna make for some great moments. I wonder if the fox from worlds beyond numbers is any inspiration.
This 👏🏼 is 👏🏼 sex!
ohhhh Yeti Cooler on treads i thought Rover was the Ski Freak Yeti on Treads
I just finished Cyberpunk 2077 last night, what a perfect way to start the day
Kismet
Rest in piss 💛
CybOrk!
I absolutely adore every one of these characters but Jake's char so Fox McCloud coded, I am heavily invested 🦊
And with the little yeti on tracks, what a visual 😍
How important is it to complete campaign 3 before this one?
I feel you need to know the general vibe of campaign 3 and most importantly the mothership/galaderon side of it but not the entire campaign act for act because there were so many character-based arcs in campaign 3 in addition to the main plot (just in case I’m wrong this idea is based on the first ep only and I’m VERY sorry to be wrong 🥹)
LETS GOOOOOO
this is the fourth coming
Haven’t started listening yet but the cover colours are GORGEOUS
This is the most Caldwell character ever. I lost it at the Hawaiian shirts 😂
Em was cooking with gas with these new tracks! Loving the 80’s synth-wave vibes. Transported me back to the 90’s playing Battletoads on NES with my cousins. Totally rad.
Oh my god why was I crying over them flushing the piss. Murph, what have you done to me!!
CALDWELL ROBO VOICE LFGGGGGG!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
I find it quite creepy/imagine it a distant cousin of keychain :p
10 minutes in and the robots are fucking. love you guys
On-brand open to a Galaderon campaign
Hell yeah! I just recently bought the humblewood campaign setting so i am very excited to hear jake is playing a fox
For me, the toilet bit is the most disgusting thing they’ve ever done
Where does dip spit rank?
Rest in piss...
FIRST!!!!
Rip
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
Gah the somewhat disaffected robot character suits Caldwell’s comedy sensibilities so well
So psyched for this!!!!
Jake as a battlesmith! So stoked!
First track gives shifty, grift-y Cyberpunk Pink Panther. A masterclass in instant world building from Em. We are so back
Caldwell’s robot voice!!!!!
Equally excited for new campaign music // Can’t WAIT to hear whatever track Healing Worm is
YES
Emily Axford the barBARIAN that you are
WE’RE SO BACK!!
Gasp he took my spell slinger rec
I just want to note for posterity that this being the campaign after the campaign, after the campaign makes this the Lord of the Rings to Bahumia's Middle Earth.
Emily is fulfilling the prophecy 😍😍😍 thank you Queen!!
getting K2SO vibes from Caldwell's character in the best way
Transport me, Brian!
Thank you, direct messenger Murph. Caldwell’s voice sounds like if a robot & hungry Dave merged together to make Atom. It’s fantastic.
Hmm... where's robo kharllll!
Bless up. A whole campaign of Caldwell doing his excellent robot voice Artificer Jake has me equally stoked!
Love Emily's characters risk progression from cigars to vapes to loose syringes
This has been destined ever since that Baggin it with Balnor episode where Beverly swears to defend all laptops
AT LONG LAST CALDWELL PC WITH ROBOT VOICE I CAN DIE HAPPY
I can't WAIT for the art. How far into the future is this from band of boobs?
It’s post-c3 so at least a couple centuries I believe?
YESSSS
robot orgy 10 minutes in, we are so back
10 minutes in and Caldwell is fucking a robot. This is gonna rock.
He loved keychain that much
I love the term Black Market capitalism. It doesnt mean anything but it sounds cool. Black markets are technically the purest form of Captialism cause Black markets are unregulated and therefore fully free.
10000%!!!!!
OOOFFFF THIS MUSIC ALREADY!!! YESSSS 😈
Emily Axford is insanely talented
Hell yeah
oh my god caldwell peaked with atom’s voice
CYBERPUUUNK
YESSSS
Is the playback not working for anyone else?
Let’s goooooooo
It's hereeeeee!!!!!!
I don’t think I’ve ever been so excited for something in my whole life
Aaaaa I’m so excited but I have an exam tomorrow and should be studying!! I’ll blame you guys if it goes bad!!
Simply study while you listen! Side effects may include, zoning out, ineffective work, accidentally writing Dragon Pussy somewhere in an essay question on your exam!
SO EXCITED!!
Snail
ONLY 86 PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME THIS TIME!!!
WE NIGHT OWLS AND/OR INSOMNIACS THANK YOU MURPH
Let's goooo! Nothing like a new character introduction sequence!
OH YEAH!!
Nice
YES THANK YOU MURPH!
this is why we don’t sleep!! hot and fresh episode!
I really do hope we return to long form campaigns. But stoked for this
This title art goes so hard. New tattoo incoming.
THE ART IS INCREDIBLE CALDWELL HOLY SHIT
I’m Gonna Explode
Hell yeah dude!!!
I just got into bed!
NEW CAMPAIGN MEANS NEW TITLE ART LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
so excited to clean to this
Hell yeah! So fucking hyped for the new campaign!
In
Preem
Hell yeah, choomba!
yippee
the art! :D
Do I sleep or listen to this right now
Wahoooo!!!!
“Let’s go team” - Mark Zuckerberg in that meme
Oh shit!
YUHHHHHHHHH
HELL YEAH!
LETS GOOOOOOOOO
When I'm traveling on the west coast so an ep gets posted while I'm awake 😎😎😎 so fucking pumped LOOK AT ALL THAT NEW MUSIC FROM THE QUEEN
It’s TIIIIIMEEEE
Hell yeah
First
HYPED!
NEW CAMPAIGN LESSGOOOO
WOOOO
Helllll yeahhhhh new buds
Let’s fucking go!