D&D Court: Bonus Cases - Grisby Is Happening

Okay I’ve spent a year thinking about it, and I’m just realizing how deranged the confession is when they say “full arsenal of spells” about sorcerer, the smallest spell list of the full casters, and “limited spell list” about cleric and bard, two massive spell lists. I demand they read the PHB as penance!

I stopped listening for a while, and now I have sooooo many delicious delicious D&D Courts to savor and its just good It's real good! Long live Grisby ✌️😜

I keep coming back to this damn ep. Murph's initial reaction and Caldwell laughing in a way that makes it feel like he can't even believe what he just said yet is proud of himself "He has an AWESOME catchphrase." Truly love these guys and their camaraderie, hahaha P.S. hate the show

saw the comments, kinda knew what was happening, still had to pause because I was cry-laughing too hard.

I DM in sign language, so having a DM screen so tall they can't see my face as I react to unexpected choices is so funny. I would just become a screen with hands 🤣🤣🤣

When is the fairy circle thing mentioned originally? I listened to the main feed DnD court before this again and still didn’t catch it

My mom makes those Hershey kiss cookies but my nana’s recipe calls for a fuck ton of peanut butter for the cookie part. Making it an addictive balance!

CALDWELLLLLLL!!!!! WHILE YOU’RE EATING P***Y?!?!

Grisby is still happening in 2026

sometimes i will wake up in the middle of the day with the only thought being that Grisby is happening

It's beginning to look a lot like Grisbmas, everywhere you goooooo

Anyone else hear "robot with tongue" and think of FCG?? He's even got a sibling named Pussy!

No one can give a more generous read than emily 😂😂

Im a pretty intent listener but im having trouble with this one...what is the origin of "turn the volume down?". Did i miss something in this dungeon court run or is it from a previous episode?

Jorf is slang for Slederhosen, which is snow-overalls (snoveralls) cut into shorts.

The new rules for suggestion are looser but for this spell I will say this for the “womp” hungry party. You have to ask yourself if the DM had a random NPC do this to the party would it feel cheap and unfair? If so you probably should understand the DM doesn’t want to go there. I’m not saying everything has to be fair ( I had a dm constantly use silvery barbs with everyone bc one player had it stocked) but be reasonable. If the dm said “a random cloaked figure rolls up and says give me all your gear now” mass suggestion. Oh? 3 party members fail ? He takes your stuff and teleports away good bye all magic items.

I have had the same thing happen a lot for my campaign with normal suggestion. My player is chill so I told him I’m gonna be a lot tighter on “a reasonable request” is. He was using it as a zone of truth, calm emotions, and suggestion boarding on trying to dominate person. Again he is chill and I told him I didn’t want to stop the fun so for zone of truth style thing for someone who just wants money using it to ensure they tell the truth for coins is fine but when it’s the BBEG or something it won’t work the same. I didn’t want to squash the fun but it was out of hand. The spell is very vaguely written and relies heavily on DM discretion and a players real life persuasion skills. Very fun but is annoying to talk about because rules as written are very vague.

Had to rewind back to the grisby catchphrase 4 more times to get my patron money's worth

"I'm just trying to think about how you'd say 'eat pussy' in elvish"..... My first, immediate & only thought? Call Brennan. 📞😉

I've been fighting with my depression this past week so I was very late getting to this post... But I'm so glad I finally did! I am laying in bed at 6am laughing so hard that tears are streaming down my face! Thanks for bringing my spirits up guys... Especially Emily. Your laugh is infectious!!

The 2Crew making a Mean Girls reference is the reason I pay for this content

they knew grisby would be a hit, they just didn’t know it would be in the NADDPOD universe

Bro the whole grisby bit came on right as I was getting in my uber home after getting my flu and covid booster (GO GET VACCINATED KIDS!!!), and I was desperately trying not to laugh, and almost broke at the human hand as a necklace and iPod nano earrings, but then when apropos of nothing Caldwell said the whole pussy bit, I finally broke and let out a sound like a constipated sheep, and fully had to turn off the podcast for the rest of the ride, and only managed to barely compose myself by thinking by thinking of my dead foster parent. And that barely worked. Barely. Hopefully all of this doesn’t lower my perfect 4.9 uber score tho, lmao. But if it did it would be worth it

I have no where else to post this but today in my evidence law school exam one of the criminals on trial was named Caldwell. In my essay, I said he should go straight to jail.

New council of elders perk suggestion: Grisby license??

just got my DM screen and it’s sick as fuck!!! holy shit bro ty guys im so excited to play with it

Caldwell isn't tall? In my mind he's tall...

Hmmmm I wonder what Caldwell is gonna have to draw on this month’s stream…. Tough to say…

Favorite DnD court ever dare I say

Hearing Murph work through Grisby being someone who is 1) “generous enough to eat pussy” but 2) “is distracted by a movie so it arguably won’t be good” but 3) “goes for 2 hours” I could not stop laughing. Just needing it to make sense. I owe Emily a Dollar.

stocking spells is so important because once i accidentally stocked a completely useless heightened “shape wood” spell on my pf2e druid and i want everyone to suffer with their mistakes like i did

I haven't laughed this hard since the AOE basketball episode

I for one cannot wait for the Grisby Merch (I sent Emily $1 for this comment)

This bonus episodes messed with my iPhone. So many Siri commands lol

A suggestion is not a command. Even if you asked for something lower stakes, like "give me your lunch money," that doesn't fit the spell. Command =/= suggestion

Yo, I've listened to Caldwell dropping the Grisby line so many times. The moments leading up to it, where you hear him thinking about a robot with a human tongue. The aftershock, where you literally hear the reaction on everyone's faces. It's short rest gold.

I wasn’t expecting “I put this movie on while I’m eating pussy” but by GOD I’m in

It’s giving limmys ‘kill jester’….

Stoked nobody else had to come into the office today because I didn't need to explain why I suddenly screamed to "I put this movie on while I'm eating pussy"

Spit out my celsius when caldwell said pussy, like a ratatouille moment to listening to the first episode of c1

The chocolate kiss cookies are better with peanut butter cookies rather than the sugar cookie people seem to perfer on online recipes

Sometimes you know you’re witnessing history as it’s made

Pretty sure the Grimsby story is secretly from Caldwell 😅

Totally here for the Grisby villain arc.

thanks for suddenly reminding me that i have a terrible inner lip tattoo D: jumpscared

Does grisby eat pussy to the beat of vanilla sky like that one dude thrusted to CBAT?

it sounds like grisby would be better off with the trinyvale triplets 🙂‍↔️

Grisby has happened

Y'all I heard they're building a new Grisby Gream right by the Spuddfuckers

Someone please help me I'm spending more on the grisby app than on this patreon.

Absolute Classic Short Rest energy!!

43:48 - all hail the returning fan favourite, the serpentine savant of sibilance... Sssss-Spider!

ok but who's going down on grisby? grisby's taking care of business but who's taking care of grisby?? i've listened to this episode 7-8 times and i've lost touch with reality

Don’t ever slander peanut butter blossoms like that again

I feel like i need to give Emily a dollar

There’s a grinch horror movie called The Mean One out on Amazon Prime and I just wanted to share that

Thank y'all for the good hardy laughs

A friend sent me a trivia question today, and long story short, I only got the correct answer of Vanilla Sky because I knew that's what Grisby watches while he eats pussy... I don't know how to explain this absurdity to anyone else in my life 😂

Bring back When did Things Come Out or whatever it was called. DnD Court stories are all made up. You're arbiters of nothing. Give us something real. Thanks

This episode had me literally crying with laughter 😂🤣

All haill Grisby!

My heart goes out to the creator of Grisby. I think we’ve all had an NPC we loved our party hasn’t… but I don’t think any of us have been so thoroughly dunked on that our little guys become pussy eating AI malware in the course of half an hour. Also this was the most psychotic dice Christ confessional ever. That’s not even how some of the classes work in terms of spells. Bards don’t prepare spells, and by the late game they can have literally WHATEVER spell they want from magical secrets. Absolute maniac, this one.

Instant classic ep

Anyone got Emily's PayPal? I owe her a dollar.

One of the funniest episodes in Dungeon Court history.

@christian wya

Can't wait for the eventual drop of a Grisby plush!

Murph I can’t believe Alf got brought up and you didn’t whip out that spot on impression.

I keep wondering if NADDPOD will ever fall off and overstay its welcome as a podcast, but then y’all keep hitting me with Parma-Charms and Grisby-lingus and remind me I have nothing to worry about. Genuinely, thanks for the laughs.

I'm here to find The Winker

As someone who struggles with facial reactions, lean into it. "Based on DMs voice, I don't think we should do that." You lean into it, overly acting, "Yeah, you really shouldn't go there." Then roll a die.

This is the content I pay for

An “I ate pussy before Grisby was crazy” bumper sticker, in the style of the Elon ones

immediately an all-timer of a short rest but holy shit i laughed so hard i can’t quite breathe correctly

This Grisby idea is just toooo gooood! Emily's gooootta make money off of this!!

grisby has a catchphrase for an amazing reason

Caldwell was cooking w the grisby case. "Eating pussy" is funniest tanner joke of all time

madness.

i had to play back murph losing his shit at moonshine showing the bamboo her tits a few times and that was before caldwell’s incredible grisby catchphrase. good lord.

My favorite bit is every time there’s an unhinged improv scene occurring

Going to WWE tonight murph! Not related

What do you guys think the G in ChatGPT stands for? 🤔

I very incorrectly thought “who up morking they borg” was going to be the wildest thing I heard Caldwell say today ⍨

He wasn't confessing to you or Dice Christ, he was confessing directly to his DM. You basically gave him a free Cameo read.

Murph sounded genuinely pained as the bamboo board 😂

Proud to be part of the Grisby listening team

Do we think the players perhaps didn’t know they were allowed to adopt grisby? Idk sometimes hints get completely lost and you have to directly say “this lil guy is up for adoption, take him with you if you want”

I think the trap happy player is robbing their DM of the joy of saving those untriggered traps for later use in other encounters. (Only so many times can you describe a pit trap before it becomes old hat.)

Time to put this podcast on while eating pussy

I feel delirious after listening to this episode

Love the new addition to lore (Frisby)

Grisby needs to be a Parma-John

This episode is not going to go over well with dragon pussy haters but has gone over great with fans of the old 8bit book club

Shout out to DM Christian, good luck at your next session 😅

"Do I have consent to show you the bounciest thing on my body?"

I need grisby’s creator to comment! (I will go on the record saying I like the eyebrows)

Turn!! The volume!! Down!!!

Its happening!!

CRIMINALLY early. I should be prosecuted

Two crew came through!!!