Merch Club Q3 2025 Reveal!
Hey NaddBuds! Caldwell here with two important updates!
Merch Club Q2 2025 Items (Boggy's Bud Koozies and Joust Do It Socks) have finally arrived at our fulfillment center and will be shipping to all who qualify very soon, so keep an eye out for an order confirmation email!
I'm pleased to reveal a first look at our Merch Offerings for Q3 2025! Not only will we have this GORGEOUS Skaldova map, we'll also have a William Shitts the Pocket Frog keychain ready to faithfully guard your keys and hump your precious gemstones. Size information and style example provided below.
To find your way to these items, join or upgrade to the $25 Merch Tier by September 30th!*
Skal Be There For You,
Caldwell
*Items expected to ship in October
Comments (29)
POCKET FROG !! ? !,!!!?! !!
Duckteam t-shirt is still my favorite
wait one question: will the william shits keychain be 3D or acrylic 2D (I see the style example is 3D, just asking for clarification)? either way I will sub to the merch tier.
It will be 3D!
GORGEOUS I simply must!!!
Take my eggs
No Spudfuckers merch? 😔
We most likely will get that next quarter, there’s usually a 1 Q delay for that stuff (hence Skaldova now) bc it takes a bit to design, reduce and approve the proofs before you can get it in production. I will lightly bully Caldwell for a spudfuckefs crop top ala hooters with his logo he drew or a tank top. Either way
might have to join the merchant club for this one! always imagined it spelled "schitts" (like schitts creek so I guess maybe thats why you wouldn't have spelled it like that)
That’s so cool, I love it 🥰
weird take, but can the frog be slightly smaller
I’m new to the merch club game! For q2 did we need to receive an email and order through the website like q1? Any assistance is appreciated! 🫡
i think q2 emails haven't gone out yet, they should at some point soon, but yeah you'll either get a shop link or a shipping confirmation email whenever they do
I'm trying to get personalized license plates, but CA dmv won't let me put 69 on it unless it's a '69 model. Do I buy a new (old) car or put some other (obscure) vulgar term on my new plates?
OMG OMG OMG OMG I LOVE THESE SO MUCH
I know he was mainly attracted to gemstones, but do you think William Shitts would smooth out some really neat rocks?
Devastated to not be getting a busty potato wearing a "spudf**kers" t shirt. What about your fans who want to horny out to root vegetables with giant bazongas? It's like you've forgotten about your base. Corporate sell outs
Don’t worry, I’m SURE it’ll be ready for Q4. Supply chains and all that
Skaldova map!! 🙌
Hell yes
THE SKALDOVA MAP ALREADY LETS GO!!!
I need to figure out how to get these, I'm so confused on the process LOL
Same actually, was just about to ask. not sure if it just goes to anyone at the $25 tier, or if going to the $25 tier then gives you access to the shop items to purchase after joining.
Im mot even on Skaldova but oooh
The map is beautiful!
ABSOLUTELY WILL SNATCH UP THAT POCKET FROG
Holy peak this is so cool. I can’t wait to have all my gems polished by Mr. Shitts himself
Well, I guess today's as far as I hold out before the Merch Club tier. See you soon William Shits!
Hell yeah