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March 21, 2025

Skaldova - Ep. 5: The Parley

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The Zu Crew comes face to face with hermits of the hold! Discussions are tense but our heroes won’t take this one sitting down.

Sound Mixing and Editing by Brian Murphy and Faris Monshi

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford

"Winter Sprite" by Emily Axford

"The Children" by Emily Axford

"Signal Boost" by Emily Axford

"Prey Don’t Stand a Prayer" by Emily Axford

Comments (147)

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Michael Graham Abernathy · August 20, 2026

I love when Zudrich gets mad at being called "Clanky" because of how much it reminds me of Steiner from FF9, a character I know Murph loves.

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Cherry Ruby Jubilee · August 5, 2026

“you have to tell us if you’re a bird”

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Jay Barker · June 1, 2026

Jakes marvis voice sounds just like gurgi from the black cauldron

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Nick_Nack_Patty_Whack · May 2, 2026

“Fowl-ed bird” is a great line And for “muscular bones” there’s a disease that turns muscle into bone.

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Oscar the Salad Czar · March 12, 2026

There's a special place in my heart for each of the campaigns of naddpod, but this one is quickly becoming my favorite. "Eat greataxe!" "Say it in initiative asshole!"

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Compound27 · January 28, 2026

Activate Lodestar Rune is def 'giving' Power Ranger vibes and I love it

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Drew Faber · January 10, 2026

Boggy is so goddamn funny. “Get tripped, bitch!” In his stupid jolly voice is taking me out right now

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Benjamin Korynta · August 22, 2025

"Eat bench" is one of my top nadpod quotes of all time

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Katherine · August 20, 2025

In anatomy lab, some of the skeletons were super mismatched and we would be like "these bones don't match!" And the bone convo definitely gave me really really weird nostalgia 😭😂

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Simon · June 26, 2025

Absolutely cackling at "How to Trip a Bird" 🤘🏼😭 Need this for my ringtone (I have full bars)

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dryptid · June 7, 2025

the zudrick shrug sound effect is surprisingly endearing

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MamaMayhem - Sal Soeh, Sal Nu · June 4, 2025

Marvis is my favorite voice of this campaign! Incredible

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Faith Huisman · May 25, 2025

How to save a life on the clarinet made me absolutely lose it

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Tanya K · May 20, 2025

Marvis sounds like Scooby Doo if Scooby were a timid mouse instead of a dog

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Benjamin Korynta · May 14, 2025

"EAT BENCH" has been a vocal stim of mine since this episode came out

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Frogndog · May 11, 2025

"You could hang a painting on these bones" gets me every time

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Jako · April 8, 2025

My wife (council of Elders Member) hadn't heard of the electric slide until they played it at our wedding!

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Rain Elizabeth · April 3, 2025

🎵where did I go wrong, I tryptophan somewhere along in the birdiness🎵

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Rafael C · April 1, 2025

LMAO I'm dying at the R.A.B at the end, this crew of PCs has an insane kind of energy I think I can only recognize in like, Netflix's Castlevania and Dungeon Meshi – except that it comes with that bonus Naddpod sauce 🔥

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Samantha Demmerle · March 29, 2025

Jake's voice acting is so good??????

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tay w · March 27, 2025

this is my 3rd time listening to this episode in less than a week but this episode is just that fucking hilarious 😭😭 also i love how much zudrich’s paranoia has spread through the group

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Mike · March 27, 2025

Jake: excellent work DMing! Caldwell: excellent plug for Lorelei! Got me to start playing, and I’m enthralled. Transported, even!

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Excelsidorks! · March 26, 2025

Meant to did a couple times, but man Jake you are killing it DM'ing. The way this campaign is playing out, absolute art ❤️❤️

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Angus O'Brien · March 25, 2025

I’m obsessed with this campaign and these characters like I’m busting out laughing in public

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Evie · March 25, 2025

JAKE you're an amazing DM. You're wrangling the wildest of the wildest, AND your voices are amazing. I know it's dumb to say but I'm so proud of you.

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Grass · March 25, 2025

Had to stop listening to this in the airport because I was laughing too much

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Mr. Serpentarius · March 25, 2025

How to save a bird will live in my head. Also that elevator scene is amazing.

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nate_great · March 24, 2025

Genuinely excited for the next episode. This series is so fun

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Yuncle Ben · March 24, 2025

Gotta love the traps. I love how this feels so D&D roots. I’m so into this lowly lowly lowly campaign.

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Beluga, Gunks undersea mount that only drinks dr.p · March 24, 2025

An Indiana Bones one shot where you raid a pyramid and he’s the bbeg would be awesome.

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Pop · March 23, 2025

What quiet eyes you have, Welly

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Audro Baggins · March 23, 2025

Ok Marvis’ voice is sooo good and this is a deep cut but it reminds me of that little guy from the black cauldron, Gurgi.

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Audro Baggins · March 24, 2025

‘Munchems and crunchems’

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Robert · March 23, 2025

This is my favorite campaign ever... Jake is doing an amazing job.. (just need to switch to pathfinder eventually :) )

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Michael Puopolo · March 22, 2025

"Boggy prepares another chair."

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soyyyyyysauce · March 22, 2025

Jake the voices are soooooooo good

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Samantha Powers · March 22, 2025

The henchman having a salt and pepper bowl cut was such an underrated detail.

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Justin Cockrell · March 22, 2025

“Say it in initiative, asshole” might be one of the best pre-fight zingers I’ve ever heard

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Nique.Mon · March 25, 2025

Iconic line, I'll never forget it XD

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Serenity4Jane · March 22, 2025

Love how Welly and Zudrick egged on each other's paranoia re the butt stuff

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Kelley · March 22, 2025

I've been waiting to hear how Dandy O'Candles died since ep 1 and "beaten to death with his own tinkering mallets" is both perfectly fitting and nothing I ever could have predicted.

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Eli · March 22, 2025

victus's voice sounds a lot like jake's impression of the jokester

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soyyyyyysauce · March 22, 2025

And Marvis is gollum

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TheloniousPunkyBrewster · March 22, 2025

"They obviously don't like THIS bench" A glint of glitter amongst a sea of coruscating gold.

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Chris Swank · March 21, 2025

I am BEGGING Jake to run a game of Shadowdark I think he would really really take to it, his style is perfect for it

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frogwithhumanhands · March 21, 2025

I love Jake's writing, but one of my favorite things about this campaign is the player dynamic between Emily, Murph and Caldwell.

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Nicole Jordan · March 21, 2025

Just repeating “I’m drunk” when you get drunk the first time hit close to home. Not sure if Emily was doing it because it’s audio only but it really rang true haha.

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Jack el destripador · March 21, 2025

Why is Boggy just Mr Toad in my head?

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Nique.Mon · March 25, 2025

Yes! I can't unsee him as a toad either! He is 110% not a human in my mind

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Drew Leman · March 21, 2025

Man I was really rooting for that bird, I wanted him to at least do something and maybe down somebody

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TheloniousPunkyBrewster · March 22, 2025

His fate was far greater

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joel · March 21, 2025

just was not ready for "you sick freak I'm drunk" welly is the gift that keeps on giving

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Shel B Kennas fav SG wishing you a happy Bog-oween · March 21, 2025

the zu crew accidentally avoiding traps is very hot boy summer accidentally fumbling their way thru solving things

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Jake G · March 21, 2025

Proud of Jake for pulling the voices you KNOW were hard to preform. You’re doing an amazing job brotha keep it up! 👍🏼

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Totally Offside · March 21, 2025

Boggy throwing a bench at the sniveling henchman sent me.

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C●SMIC☆MANG● · March 21, 2025

☠⚔'YOU SEE THE CRAZY THING IS THIS PHELANGE FITS THIS METATARSAL BUT THIS IS A NEWWWW PHELANGE AND THIS IS AN OLLLD METATARSAL -' 😂 Zudrick my favourite boy

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Matt Kilsby · March 21, 2025

52:00 the fucking groaning metal noise is so stupid why am I laughing so hard 😭

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Geraint · March 21, 2025

Jake NPC voices supremacy

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Rachel Shoshanna · March 21, 2025

quite possibly the funniest episode of the whole podcast 😂😂😂

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Ellie P · March 21, 2025

I just love how goofy they are. Murph and Emily playing together is such a recipe for chaos in the best way and Caldwell is just so gleeful in all of it

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Amber B · March 21, 2025

Lorelei and the Laser Eyes is so good! Thanks for the recommendation!

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Jorde · March 21, 2025

The crew’s seemingly cosmic pull toward bird comedy is why I’ll never unsubscribe

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Caleb Horton · March 22, 2025

Bird humor is truly a bottomless treasure trove

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Ilana Galpert · March 21, 2025

Bulrick the benevolent more like bluster the benevolent

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Andrew · March 21, 2025

The first 15 minutes of this episode may be the most hilarious beginning moments to an episode I’ve ever heard. And Jake is killing it with his NPCs!!!!

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Emma Robinson · March 21, 2025

I tripped a bird and I liked it 🎶

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ACK · March 21, 2025

Murph and Jake just absolutely destroying their vocal cords, ya gotta respect it.

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Melissa Shilale · March 21, 2025

ARE YOU SCHOLARS

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Brant · March 21, 2025

this campaign is rapidly approaching C1 for my favorite. jake is just killing it.

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Jesus Perez · March 21, 2025

Marvis sounds like the shrimp from A Sharks Tale that has a nephew that's just a stump

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Austin W · March 21, 2025

As somebody who's wife constantly says, "My sister had a baby" I agree 😂

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DazWaz · March 21, 2025

The sound effects of this ep are dope. Good Job Emily!

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Cosmopunk · March 21, 2025

Aw man, poor Jake 😭

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Alex H. · March 21, 2025

Incredible voice work from jake

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yeow · March 21, 2025

Agreed, I was really entertained by his storytelling this episode.

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Amanda M · March 21, 2025

“say it in initiative asshole”😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Nick J (Gog is goog!) · March 21, 2025

This is one of my favorite lines in the whole series, 4th wall broken

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Amanda M · March 21, 2025

I’m 15 minutes in and already laughing hysterically what possibly could happen for the other hour

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Rhiannon Williams · March 21, 2025

This episode is just pure delight

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Doublelink · March 21, 2025

Really loving the sounds coming from Jake with all these new NPC voices.

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Chazaqiel · March 21, 2025

🎶How to trip a bird🎶

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SeminoleDVM · March 21, 2025

EAT GREATAXE!

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Hostage4hire · March 21, 2025

“This guy is anti-mask” fucking killed me

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improbable-nox · March 21, 2025

This episode really tickled me. Unprompted furniture violence. Bountiful bone content. Incredible bird-related cover of a popular song. Incredible. 10/10.

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Crumb Gunderson · March 21, 2025

SKALDOVA !!!!!

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Beardo · March 21, 2025

Alright this ep here really sold me on Skaldova. This campaign rules. Love that Jake's the first of the DMs to really use to a lot of traps, feels like an old school dungeon crawl.

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Hermit · March 21, 2025

I can’t believe Axford is drinking on the job

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Hugo Wull · March 21, 2025

I gotta take some notes on how to trip a bird, I can’t get these crows to touch my wife’s dice.

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Grace · March 21, 2025

Laughed the hardest I’ve laughed in a while at the elevator trap reveal

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Maddie Gombis · March 21, 2025

Love how bone-forward this ep is right up top

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Professor Pratt · March 21, 2025

I want to fly like a flightless bird, into the future.

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Professor Pratt · March 21, 2025

The most nimble flightless bird in history. I guess if you do believe enough you can almost fly.

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Hoenn Honey · March 21, 2025

at different moments all of these characters are my favorite

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Professor Pratt · March 21, 2025

RUMPLORD!!!!

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Emily's Autumn Apple #NotFuji · March 21, 2025

Oh this is a chode 'sode

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Jamjam · March 21, 2025

excellent episode, no notes 😂 thanks for keeping me sane while I’m writing my thesis

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tacticalgrandma · March 21, 2025

Just a heads up, you spelled cumpanions wrong in the description

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Syf Sloane · March 21, 2025

jake’s voice work on this ep!!!! INCREDIBLE

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BullgogiFrankie · March 21, 2025

EAT GREATAXE! (I attack him)

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Hunter Gerth · March 21, 2025

Cannot wait for the short rest on this one!

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Tim Sauerland · March 21, 2025

Absolutely valiant effort by Jake trying to keep these lunatics on track 🛤️ they walked in ready for violence against the DM

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Samuel Gray · March 21, 2025

Jake is an amazing DM, though maybe it’s easier when you’re playing with 3 DMs. Love everything he’s done so far, can’t imagine it will disappoint. Very excited for more!!!!!!

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Logan Carpenter · March 21, 2025

Is Marvis Gurgi from the black cauldron?

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Sagerenee · March 21, 2025

Amazing pull, I salute you.

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Jake Alcott · March 21, 2025

Huzzah

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MAH DICK FELL OFF · March 21, 2025

emilys laugh at 41:58 sounds like when a cartoon character slips on a banana peel

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LuigiLvr69 · March 21, 2025

i subscribed recently and just started campaign 2. i wonder how much further into skaldova they’ll get into before i finally catch up 🥹

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Esme McGrath · March 21, 2025

How to trip a Bird is a beautiful song brought tears to my eyes

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Cassie Cox · March 21, 2025

Can we give it up for Brian "Say it in initiative Asshole" Murphy getting some payback for the shit the 2 crew have put him through as a DM. Lmao

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Valkyrie · March 21, 2025

I'll be using this line FOR SURE

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Nitzan Harel · March 21, 2025

I love the music so much! I was walking down the street with my headphones and when it started playing I started skipping, which is neat.

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Ross Wright · March 21, 2025

Indiana bones sounds like a gay porn😂

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Trevor McDaniel · March 21, 2025

What ever you do don’t google that at work

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The Fun Yaunt · March 21, 2025

Jake!!! These character voices!!! 🤩

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Pendergreens’ Sick Ibanez · March 21, 2025

Wonderful reskin of the Tub Brisket one shot

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Drew Faber · March 21, 2025

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED, RUMPLORD

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Karen · March 21, 2025

A horror of a bird strutting atop a carpet of bones, not a single misstep, the most agile talons, entirely untrippable

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Emily Wines · March 21, 2025

*Scaldova - Ep 5: The Parley* me: I really hope they don’t use the side flap

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Axel Ottel · March 22, 2025

I said the exact same thing when I saw the title

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Mr.Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot (aka The penguin) · March 21, 2025

Obsessed with Emily's comment at 10:25, she really knows how to play the 1st time drunk perfectly

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Crit Press · March 21, 2025

“Say it in initiative asshole!” 😂

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Drew Faber · March 21, 2025

SO good lmfao

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Bryan Barton · March 21, 2025

5 min in and I can’t get over how amazing Jake’s Freeza-esque voice is for Victus.

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rosebramblewolf · March 21, 2025

Emily is behaving like me decking out Shadowheart in every piece of Dark Justiciar gear in the Grymforge.

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Seasquidley · March 21, 2025

Hyper-specific. Love it.

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Alex Mayhem · March 21, 2025

🎶 Where did I go wrong, I tried to trip / a goddamn bird, but then it crit

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Elliot · March 21, 2025

Praise be to our prompt king!

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Simon Hughes · March 21, 2025

the darksouls knight fucking with the elevator is very fitting

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Lamp · March 21, 2025

4 crits within ~2 minutes of each other is absolutely insane. Also I see you caldwell with your steve miller reference

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Zanna · March 21, 2025

"this guy's anti-mask!"

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Autumnis_Prime · March 21, 2025

double meaning for bone chair really has me laughing harder than i should

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Hamps · March 21, 2025

🎶how to trip a bird 🎶

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Impish · March 21, 2025

was not expecting this beautiful smeagol voice from jake

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The Grinch (feral) · March 21, 2025

Victis being an anti-masker in 2025 is an insane pull lmao

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Dmkampz · March 21, 2025

Love you guys

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John Freitag · March 21, 2025

Hurwitz had absolutely nothing to worry about. He has proven himself as an engaging and entertaining DM.

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Monk3yTouch3r · March 21, 2025

Lets-a-goo!

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HolyFatFish · March 21, 2025

skaaaldoooovaaaaa

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Katie P. · March 21, 2025

Marvis is giving Gurgi from the Black Cauldron

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DuckerQuackson · March 21, 2025

Heck yea! Lovin skaldova! Keep it up Jakey Pooh!

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Charlie Morris · March 21, 2025

I just screamed SKALDOVA

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Ashton Johnson · March 21, 2025

Emily’s intro makes me smile so much every time. Absolutely love it!

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Professor Pratt · March 21, 2025

Yessss!!!!!!

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The Grinch (feral) · March 21, 2025

NO SLEEP JUST DND

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Wyatt H · March 21, 2025

Just in time for my flight!

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Ace · March 21, 2025

Well guess I ain’t going to sleep for another hour

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Rashaad Liggins · March 21, 2025

Finally