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March 7, 2025

Skaldova - Ep. 4: The Dawn Hold

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The Zu Crew explores the sunken castle! Welly searches for answers, Boggy searches for treasure, and Zudrick searches for danger.

Sound Mixing and Editing by Brian Murphy and Faris Monshi

Music / Sound Effects Include:

"Blackthorn Hall" by Emily Axford

"Cured By The Light" by Emily Axford

"The Children" by Emily Axford

"Secret Basement" by Emily Axford

"The Fat Monk" by Emily Axford

"The Objective" by Emily Axford

Comments (136)

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Walker Thurman · August 31, 2026

If Wells’s lust becomes bloodlust the carnal corner can become a carnage corner

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wick · August 10, 2026

Murph is in fire this episode

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Jonathan · July 12, 2026

I forgot how much I adored skaldova, can’t wait for more

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Summer Tribe · May 9, 2026

Jake hates investigation checks lol

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Garbo Embargo · May 6, 2026

I love these characters so much

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Attention span of a Kobold · May 6, 2026

I know I'm a year late, but as a DM, I felt Jake's half-laughing "How dare you, I worked on this all week" in my SOUL.

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frogwithhumanhands · March 7, 2026

The music playing behind the description of when they first enter the castle is so good that I had to replay the description three times because I kept listening to it. Is it posted anywhere?

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Compound27 · January 28, 2026

I love these idiots and i use that word lovingly <3

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Soft-Two Unsure-Hand · September 12, 2025

I was at the climate pledge for D20 🙌

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Kathryn Martin · August 13, 2025

“Better to poke it before it pokes us!” sounds like something Ify Nwadiwe would say

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Ella · June 10, 2025

30:57 revealing Longest Tom's demise was so perfectly delivered Caldwell 💀

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dryptid · June 7, 2025

caldwell telling the best lyre joke of all time

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Professor Pratt · June 3, 2025

Second run through now that the arc is done. Jake: The crows do have a hobby, “people watching”. Cricket sounds I’m dying!!!

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Joshua Miller · May 2, 2025

I may be quite off base but zudrik could easily be pendergreens origin story

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Loren · April 15, 2025

Lullabies from the wild sides is absolutely amazing! I’ve been listening on repeat 💖

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Nikolaus Cox · March 28, 2025

What I love about Jake’s narration, among many things, is how he can clearly picture the room he is describing in intricate detail, and then can so eloquently describe it using a modicum of beautifully-chosen words. His narration is not flowery or verbose so that a listener gets lost in the room (or reception hall) that Jake is describing. His first description of a room paints a picture in my mind, and as the narration continues I see that everything is laid out for Jake just as I, a listener, had envisaged it. It is such a gift to so succinctly and beautifully describe a place so that your audience is right there with you. The Hemingway of DnD.

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The Wizard Smudge · March 27, 2025

For Emily — I had literal chills when I heard the song that was included at the end of Campaign 3’s final episode

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Jenna Jones · March 17, 2025

So glad one of them finally said ‘Hamdam thank you ma’am’

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Sam · March 17, 2025

I think Sol and Beverly were relatively light positive characters, I LOVE Boggy being so dark and matter of fact 😭 Dying of old age in the stocks

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Ivan Gonzalez · March 15, 2025

The tone of “Hm… well… he was hung” was impeccable

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v_squared (Vanessa) · March 14, 2025

This campaign has been positively incredible

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Ian Mcilwean · March 13, 2025

Jake is a great DM. Emily Murph and Cadwell are hilarious in a parry together. I think this campaign is the most I've laughed in a while. You guys are great.

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roomwithoutawindow · March 13, 2025

I just want to say thank you to you all. Right now everything in current events is so insanely depressing and your show brings a brief reprieve from the haunting nature of reality.

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Erik Farrar · March 12, 2025

My only gripe so far is that Jake's imagery and descriptions are so great, I wish he'd slow down his delivery a bit. I realize he's probably trying to get through to the role play but I want this read to me like a scary story over a campfire. So good.

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Lisa Vee · March 12, 2025

Wow absolutely adore the descriptions of this castle.

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Mr. Serpentarius · March 12, 2025

Jake is killing it on this campaign. Also every character is an A+

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Rafael C · March 11, 2025

not that I intend to have children, but if I did they would absolutely be brought up listening to Lullabies from the Wild Side (along with the rest of Em's magic-imbued music!!) btw Skaldova has been an incredible vibe so far, tysm folks! keep it up!!

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Krissy Beck · December 9, 2025

My 3 year olds favorite lullaby is One Big Bed 🥹

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Grass · March 11, 2025

I listen to Emily’s lullabies all the time :)

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vrtx · March 11, 2025

Absolutely loving this new campaign! Great job first time DM Jack! Also loving the vibe of the PCs, we’ve never had this combo before!

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Brad Slavin · March 10, 2025

Longest Tom is the hardest I’ve laughed at anything NADDPOD. Redownloaded the Patreon app so I could leave this comment. Just absolute deadpan perfection at the dumbest throwaway joke. This podcast has brought me joy for years, so glad to be current and share this silly moment.

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Reece Brogden · March 10, 2025

Longest John being “hung” is so funny, since it’s grammatically wrong it can be inferred that he had a long …

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Nitzan Harel · March 10, 2025

I listened to Lullabies from the Wild Side the day it came out and it brought me to tears! All of those songs are wonderful!

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Gabriel · March 10, 2025

I absolutely need to hear more about flute boy 😄

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AlbireoRising · March 10, 2025

I love Jake's description of the pit trap at the beginning. He "gives them the answer" without actually giving them the answer on the nat twenty. Edit: he does it again with the secret door in the library! So good.

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AlbireoRising · March 10, 2025

Also I love that Murph built a character who can in-character call mechanics like the pit trap and the tentacle-piranha combo. He always does a good job of creating characters who let him be himself.

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Alexis · March 9, 2025

I often hum “A Gloaming Lullaby” to myself and my cat will walk up to me and meow

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Lilli of the bog · March 15, 2025

He's so handsome!

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Josh Stadtmiller · March 9, 2025

I would read any fantasy or science fiction novel written by Jake with these artful descriptions. I knew he was a writer but I had no clue his talent stretched so far into other genres. How seamlessly he can go between improvised comedy and back to a detailed fantasy world just goes to show how much experience he has.

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thedragonllama · March 9, 2025

I could easily listen to somewhere in the range of 25-45 eps of these guys

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Courtney F. · March 9, 2025

Em! We found them and we love them!!! Thank you for sharing!! 😍❤️

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Lindsay · March 8, 2025

Please note that a man being hanged and a man being hung mean two very different things 😂

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Emster V · March 8, 2025

Man I can NOT get enough of this campaign. It is so lovely to see Jake stretch his wings with DMing (doing a great job!), Murph on the other side of the table (able bring out his loose and playful side!), Lovvving both Caldwell and Emily's characters as well. It's got such a playful vibe (although a lot of that has to do with early campaign stakes levels).

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Peter · March 8, 2025

Loving the campaign so far. Great DMing Jake.

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Becca_rebaker · March 8, 2025

11 minutes in and they haven't gotten in the castle yet. 🤣🤣 poor Jake

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Roo · March 8, 2025

I'm loving absolutely everything about this campaign - the characters and their dynamic, the DMing, and I also really want to shout out the piano music in this ep while Jake is describing the great hall. It's both beautiful and eerie in a really fabulous way and I'm totally here for it.

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Robert · March 8, 2025

Anyone else picture Welly as looking exactly like Ariana Grande’s Little Antonio from SNL?

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thedragonllama · March 9, 2025

I am imagining closer to Draco Malloy from A Very Potter Musical lol both work in dif ways tho

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Cory Wyse · March 7, 2025

Nice rod

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Pali Endi · March 13, 2025

He’s got the rod!

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SlainSigny · March 7, 2025

skaldova has the same problem as C1 wherein it’s impossible to pick my favorite character because it changes literally by the minute

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Darby Tyler · March 8, 2025

Whoever spoke most recently

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Emma Franks · March 7, 2025

welly 🤝 me feeling a bit queer

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Melissa Shilale · March 7, 2025

“Ham damn thank you ma’am”, all hail worm wife 👑

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Jarod Brumley · March 7, 2025

Jake's been doing such a good job. So proud to see him flourishing!

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Scott Specht · March 7, 2025

His scene descriptions are wonderful

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evan aka the super cockler · March 7, 2025

zudrick being a rough 25 is the funniest possible thing murph could have ever done for his character. It just wouldnt hit the same if he was like 30 or even 27. Instead he’s perfectly mid 20s and it’s glorious

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Shel B Kennas fav SG wishing you a happy Bog-oween · March 7, 2025

emily's "I'm...older than you" was truly a delight

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Isaiah · March 7, 2025

I find myself listening to these at least three times each to make sure I don't miss anything from giggling so much 😂

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Amanda M · March 7, 2025

I love how petty Zudrick is lol

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Amanda M · March 7, 2025

That might just be a Murph thing

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Matt Kilsby · March 7, 2025

Wellie might be my favourite Emily character to date, and that’s saying something

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Travis Rees · March 7, 2025

You guys make me feel so good. Your energy is so infectious and wonderful and hilarious. And I really love Skaldova and Jake DM'ing. 10/10 love you guys

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womp · March 7, 2025

Boggy has gotta be my favorite Caldwell character lol

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Hostage4hire · March 7, 2025

There’s just something about these three going off on tangents and Jakes quiet god dammits that feed my soul

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Shel B Kennas fav SG wishing you a happy Bog-oween · March 7, 2025

It's like someone who has finally become a dad and their kids do all the same shit they used to do to their parents and it all accordian crashes down

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Alexis · March 7, 2025

Emily, I made a Spotify playlist of your vocal songs and have been listening to it on repeat for weeks, so it was on my front page immediately when it came out. I’m not even done with C3 yet but I couldn’t wait to listen. Amazing job as always!

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Hermit · March 7, 2025

Grimdark ? More like GRINdark

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Bills Mcblow · March 7, 2025

Man that is a twin peaks as hell song 13 minutes in

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AJ 🔮 · March 7, 2025

OH ANGELO

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Li I · March 7, 2025

Accidentally stayed for the thank yous to the circle of elders. The amount of people called honor the cock is insane

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Hugo Wull · March 7, 2025

You simply must honor the cock!

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Syf Sloane · March 7, 2025

jobby in scotland means a poop so jade jobbies took me out

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Tavitafish · March 7, 2025

The beginning of this episode is the next incarnation of dragons genitals

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WanderingRobot · March 7, 2025

I don't feel that "rod willing" got laugh it deserved.

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Eons Abroad · March 7, 2025

Every episode Murph let's a lil more Pendergreens slip out in his Zudric performance and I love it 🤣

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Shel B Kennas fav SG wishing you a happy Bog-oween · March 7, 2025

thats why he keeps the helmet on, his disguise self will disappate

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Kelley · March 7, 2025

"My internal life is too powerful" another incredible episode

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Carlos Chicas · March 7, 2025

Anthropologist crows

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Cassual Grammer · March 7, 2025

That beginning is such payback to the beans thing and the D.S. (treading so carefully) from campaign 3. Wild. Awesome.

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Luke · March 7, 2025

Someone please tell murph that jobbie means poop in Scotland

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Javan Thomas · March 7, 2025

This episode gave me another favorite NADDPOD one liner: "Did not the lodestar guide the hand that painted these tits?" It's up there carnally close to "You were aiming at the shadow of my nuts," from C3

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Excelsidorks! · March 7, 2025

Can't stop relistening from the beginning on repeat, loving the fuck out of Skaldova ❤️❤️

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Crumb Gunderson · March 7, 2025

Same!!!

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#KittyLearnsToCook · March 7, 2025

“while I breathe I hope” - I knew this sounded familiar, and it turns out it’s because it is a state motto! South Carolina, I learned about it in the podcast E Pluribus Motto 😁 it’s a good motto!

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Cory P · March 7, 2025

Hung you say? That's why he was long!

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Mortimer Lunch · March 7, 2025

Ohhhh my god. “Hm. Well, he was hung” was the best comedic timing I’ve ever heard Caldwell. Incredible. Boggy might be my favorite character you’ve ever played.

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Jenna H · March 7, 2025

Love love love how silly the episode started and also how much Zudrick's paranoia as a character choice pays off in the castle full of traps.

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austinoxner · March 7, 2025

4 episodes in and Skaldova already feels like home.

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Cam Baker · March 7, 2025

Random, but anyone else feel like Boggy wears a kilt?

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evan aka the super cockler · March 7, 2025

absolutely! No way he’s not letting that thang hang

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The Wizard Skoolie · March 7, 2025

Every time Welly asks Zudrick some crazy reason about why his helmet doesn't come off and Zudrick is like "absolutely, 100%, that is not it" GIVES ME LIFE

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Sam Ninegar · March 7, 2025

Zudrick is a true gamer this ep lol. Also good lord the campaign 3 B-sides are phenomenal

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Jorde · March 7, 2025

I just restarted C1 and in both campaigns semi charmed kinda life is mentioned within 5 eps 😂

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Ben Daly · March 7, 2025

This dropped right as I was heading home from work and the maniacal laugh I was doing during "hold the rod to the slit" was getting me some looks. Skaldova is so legendary already!

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brainrockets · March 7, 2025

Love the riff on the long pole method of dungeon crawling. Done fully in character. Love Jake getting the full Experience from his players. Meanwhile, Emily's lullabies are on a Playlist that is just her, Chappell Roan and the Indigo Girls and it is getting heavy rotation.

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Drew Faber · March 7, 2025

I remember when they joked about the long pole thing during Eldermourne in that one wizard’s tower, and just look at them now lol

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Zanna · March 7, 2025

wow, Zudrick is 25? (he should be at the club)

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JackJack · March 7, 2025

I was literally bawling my eyes out to lullabies from the wild side the other night

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Santa Grinch Hugging HumBaba and two Fairies · March 7, 2025

Zu Crew!

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Matt L · March 7, 2025

8 minutes in and Jake is having a Murph style freak out 😂

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Clever Innuendo · March 7, 2025

I think Caldwell knows that the term for rope execution is "hanged". I see what you did there!

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Madison Marcinczyk · March 7, 2025

The way I gasped when one of the lullabies played on my spotify shuffle in January and I was like THAT IS AN EMILY SONG IVE NEVER HEARD. Will definitely make it into my spotify wrapped again 😂

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Professor Pratt · March 7, 2025

I am trying not to wake my wife up and Clunky keeps making me laugh. “Classic…the tentacle pulls us into the piranhas.” “Oh yeah, look at that uncanny space?”

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Drew Faber · March 7, 2025

Cody Walsh walked so Zudrick could stab violently into the darkness

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Ellie P · March 7, 2025

We are blessed by the lodestar!

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Ian Montgomery · March 7, 2025

So unhinged to start ahaha I have been loving this campaign. I hope it becomes a longer length run

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Professor Pratt · March 7, 2025

Ender’s Clavicle! The Ep dropped early!!!

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wick · March 7, 2025

I love these guys. The characters bounce off each other so well, it’s hilarious

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Myckeli · March 7, 2025

The only good thing about being unable to sleep at 4 am: getting to revisit Skaldova! I'm loving Jake's world and storytelling!

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Nick Nelson · March 7, 2025

This arc is so good and so classic D&D it’s quickly becoming my choice arc to suggest to someone new to D&D podcasts. Short, excellent chemistry in the party, terrific DMing and still so funny

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Knightowl · March 7, 2025

So excited to have an episode to listen to on my 1.5 hour commute. Thank you murph!

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Michael · March 7, 2025

"well he was hung." lmfao, just was so not expecting that

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Patrick Kearney · March 7, 2025

It's even better because when a person has been killed by hanging, the correct past tense is actually hanged

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Jake Miller · March 7, 2025

I am currently listening to Campaign two but gotta pause to ravenously consume Skaldova. CUMPATRIOTS OR BUST

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ChefJustinLane · March 7, 2025

SkaaaalDOOOOVAAAAA

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Dmkampz · March 7, 2025

Thursday night treat. Appreciate you Murph.

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Nick Neverman · March 7, 2025

Jakes immediate exasperation is just so perfect

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Nick Neverman · March 7, 2025

Also, this has strong post gamer fuel sommelier energy. The vibe was hilarious from the rip

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Peter Turek · March 7, 2025

Ya hit me stoned, ya snazzy bastahds! I’m so excited!

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Emily Wines · March 7, 2025

PERFECT TIMING! Was getting bored on my long night drive

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Arctic Starhunt · March 7, 2025

Right as I am going to bed

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toxic tonic · March 7, 2025

MY SHOW IS ON!!!

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Michał Krawczyk · March 7, 2025

I was waiting so so much. Im very happy now

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Jennifer S · March 7, 2025

yess, literally the second I opened patreon to find an old ep to listen to at work this popped up 🎉

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Kyle Veach · March 7, 2025

Absolutely fuck yes

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Nick McCornack · March 7, 2025

When I tell you I’ve been WAITING for this drop

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Crumb Gunderson · March 7, 2025

SKALDOVA!

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Lana Kole · March 7, 2025

Hell yes brotherrrrrr let’s go

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Erin G · March 7, 2025

yesss

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Vickyrae · March 7, 2025

BEST PART OF THE WEEK

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Nate S · March 7, 2025

The end of my shift thanks you 🙏

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JFran · March 7, 2025

Just the way to end the day.

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The Fun Yaunt · March 7, 2025

YES!!!!!

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Damian Rodriguez · March 7, 2025

Let’s fucking goooooo

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Teiboku · March 7, 2025

Let’s gooooo