Short Rest: Skaldova Ep. 3 - The Dancing River

I vote Murph for Most "Giving" <3 Zudrick should learn smoke on the water by deep purple

That's not a Long Straw, that's a freaking Proboscis

small heads up this is missing from the skaldova collection<3

Love that round 2 turned into bullying each other 🤣

Am I so thoroughly an East Coaster that I wholeheartedly believe no one in NY would stop you from drinking the river?

Just FYI, this episode isn’t in the Skaldova collection.

Purple eyes are real. Elizabeth Taylor was known for having violet eyes

On the off chance y'all see this, just a heads up this short rest and the one for episode 6 didn't get added to the "Skaldova" collection.

The fact they assumed crazy train was about drugs is a great sign they never listened to anything other than the sht that was popular when they were young. I am a little older then them (2+ years) and our generation has no clue about anything before 1996 lmao

I love when everyone but Jake show how sheltered they were lmao. 'stadium hits like seven nation army ' lmao

They were joking when they said "meese," right?... A college friend from Alaska told me a story of when a young moose hit HER in her car (too much momentum, not enough awareness). It's knees went to the top of her roof (a very small car, a De Woo, but still!), and it walked away fine, but her car suffered a bit of damage. Wild stuff! Literally!

I fully did not understand how “Most Giving” was an insult until Murph explained it, how did everyone just understand that was a dig right away 😭

its missing from the lists!

I think this one is missing in the short rest and skaldova lists!

This is a late comment, but I feel like I should point out that polydipsia (excessive drinking of fluids) is a thing in mental health facilities. It's common in people with schizophrenia. Cosplaying as Johnny Longstraw is likely to elicit some uncomfortable questions from law enforcement and medical professionals.

Johnny Longstraw " I drink your river! I DRINK IT UP!"

As a Minnesotan I'm honor bound to address Emily calling moose "one of the bigger predators"

My chihuahua is a dragon for sure

Hey guys!! Just wanted to give a heads up & let yall know that this episode is missing from the Skaldova Collection 🫶 ok love ya bye!

You speak of this Jonny Long Straw bit as if I am not sitting here contemplating this for a DragonCon Cosplay now.

Many much moosen

Zudrick is a Diesel for sure.

I want to see Murph break down the Rock and John Cena heel turn events in WWE. I don't follow it but it seems exciting

Just to confirm since i just finished asoiaf; the summer islanders and tyroshi dye their birds crazy colors and odd shapes. Dario has like a three prong, blue beard

I need the thomas trainjob

moose can be extremely dangerous! i had to call Fish & Game about moose in my neighborhood several times back when i lived in Idaho. however big you think they are, if you haven't seen them in person, you probably aren't thinking big enough. once, a summer camp i staffed had an adult moose wandered into our camp during a free activity timeblock & not having eyes on all of the kids at once was terrifying!

Man listening to this show is doing weird things to my work playlist. I already recently added Night Moves. Now I've got Crazy Train on the playlist.

Getting a toothless tattoo soon. Knowing he was based off of how a cat acts makes it that much cooler!

“Heirs of a cold war That's what we've become Inheriting troubles I'm mentally numb” Damn, Ozzy really wasn’t even subtle about it lmao

Zudrich needs to play counting crows lol

I one best hair for men in mine and that was the moment I peaked lol

Unironically I would enjoy being Johnny Longstraw for Halloween and I probably wouldn't explain it

As a Mainer, we had to watch an animation of a car hitting a moose as part of our driver's ed because we needed to know that the moose would go on but the car (and potentially us) would be destroyed. They're gigantic - a sedan would be as tall as their legs. There are also signs all over the highway warning you to watch out for moose.

My fiancé and I won cutest couple and now 12 years later we’re getting married this month 🤩

What does Murphy think of the John Cena heel turn

I’m relistening to C1 and they actually talk about superlatives on the short rest for ep 75. It was crazy cause I was like you guys just talked about this! But of course it just happened to line up with my relisten.

Thomas the Tank engine is basically flesh light shaped

Crabster Mentioned!!

Maybe It’s not too late To learn how to love And forget how to hate

Zudrick needs to learn Never Ment by American football Lolol

To really sell the river drinker Halloween costume, you really need to pair it with a sleeping bag, or a pillow case if you’re a child.

I read a story once about a blacksmith whose children had to appease a dragon for some reason. They brought it food, meat at first but then milk or porridge or something and then eventually (might’ve been some other steps I’m forgetting) it turned into a cat.

Real Brooklynites spend summer afternoons at pebble beach with a cup on a string

I agree about the random encounter tables. I remember running a pre written campaign that had a random encounter table and being like "aw man I hope they get this one, the other ones are boring in comparison" then I was like "oh yeah I can just let them have the cool encounter.

Anytime anyone brings up a moose, my brain from middle school automatically responds "one of the last remaining species of North American megafauna."

Daario naharis does have dyed facial hair in the books! He does look fucking absurd - and there’s an argument to be made he has a lot more to hide, like being euron Greyjoy lmao. If we’re keeping it random/class clown/most likely to give out blowjobs in here

I graduated high school in 2021 — honest to god my senior superlative was “most stylish mask wearer” 🫥

My wife has asked for a novel from Jake. She’s been catching up on the other campaigns, but this is the first where we’ve been able to listen together. She absolutely loves Jake’s prose and the way that the characters really embody Romantic knighthood. Big thanks to you all for another amazing story!

It's a bit of a deep cut, but "How I get myself Killed" by Indigo de Souza would be very funny for Zudric. It's only 4 chords, bud, you can do it!

War pigs would be a sick song for Zudric

I got "Most Unique" in my high school, which should be great but definitely felt so backhanded because I went to a private catholic school where all the popular kids were yuppies who gave rich people insults. Elizabeth Taylor had purple eyes

Em and Murph came in on Crazy Train at the exact same time without missing a beat

Crazy Train is my go-to karaoke song so when Jake was like "it's a party song!" I was like... what parties are you going to, brother?

The drawers discussion got me curious so I looked it up and it's from draw meaning pull (as in draw water), so drawers were things you pulled onto your body. The more you know 🌈

I would love a one shot with the band of boobs where they just hit a bunch of random encounters haha

SKALDOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The chuul is such a good monster. Threw one at my party on a boat with a ballista. They're nasty

Well, guess I need to get an eight foot retractable straw for some fun around the house.

Petition to canonize Alexandria's Genesis in Skaldova

I think Daario dyes his hair and fingernails blue, and has a gold mustache.

sometimes I forget emily was also a religion major and then she drops something like martin buber and the I/thou relationship with God(s) and my little masters in theology having heart skips for a second

My high school used to have “Class Klutz” but they stopped awarding it after one kid won it for falling through a window and breaking it. And for the record, I won Most Unique.

with everyone talking about how fun lost history is and now joking about changing their eye color it’s really just making me think that the 2 crew should pick up the way of kings

thomas the tank engine does only have 49 results on rule34

I haven’t heard of crazy train in so long, and randomly two days ago, my girlfriend brought it up to me and was talking about the lyrics. So glad it got brought up here, so now I can talk to her about it without looking up the lyrics

as a girl who tucks, i really do sometimes “lock away my junk” lol

Lmfao the absolute PTSD i was buffeted with while y'all discussed Crazy Train was insane...High school band ruined that song utterly and completely to the point where if i hear any inkling of the song, i go into a catatonic rage cuz i hate it so much, and i'm in my 30s now 😭😭

Purple eyes are really and so is slurping any water from a straw, y’all need to check out life straws. They’re straws with a filtration system in them for backpacking

3 witches and a dog? Don’t you threaten me with a good time. I would love to play with the dog. Then see if I can get voted most giving with the witches Also one of the scariest moments of my life was when my dad in the BWCA. We were canoeing in a narrow channel between lakes and out of nowhere a fully submerged moose pops up out of the water 5 feet away from our canoe. I vividly remember my dad just telling me “just keep paddling and don’t look at it” he told me later he was terrified when he saw that moose’s head pop out of the water.

woah, i remember hearing them talk about getting dice out of a soup can before, world shattering lore drop

Murph going "You have piercing blue eyes Emily. They're like blue green, but they're piercing" was actually really cute in an exasperated but madly in love kind of way. Made me think of the quote, "To be loved is to be seen and appreciated for merely existing."

Short rest posted on a Thursday?! Talk about an early rose amiright

🙋🏽‍♂️ nerd here: I think Daario has a blue or green beard in the books. His people, the Tyroshi, were known for having flamboyant hair colors

Dude, zudric totally should be learning how to play wonderwall. It’s basic enough for a beginner to learn, but is also like that one song all douchey guitar guys learn to impress girls (they do not ever impress any girls) Also, I went to Ross yesterday, and while me and my boyfriend were in the changing room, I randomly oppa—“Alexa, play despacito”—style, said “Siri play wonder wall”, as a joke after the hippy dippy dress I was trying on didn’t fit, and fully didn’t realize until like two minutes later that the Siri on my phone had head that and had quietly started playing wonder wall in the middle of the Ross dressing room, until my boyfriend pointed it out to me as I was wrestling with another dress. I only ended up buying a skirt and a shrek pullover lol

albinism can cause you to have pinkish or purpleish eyes sometimes

Spoilers c3 I think Callie started the Archibald Stunch captivity ep unconscious

Murph! How come your not going to be in the New Dimension 20 wrestling session!!!???.

Yes! I love this world so much

We are so fed! Thanks Jake!